Why shouldn't I kill myself?

Why shouldn't I kill myself?

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cuse if you dead you wont be able to listen to....

Because you can do it later, it won't matter now.

GUCCI

Fucking kek. Pretty sure i know that Dude

You're already dead.

Because Jesus loves you and God has a special life ready for you. Don't throw away this gift.

Because it's not all about you faggot. You'll ruin your life, but more importantly, you'll ruin your families life too.

Dubbity-dead.

Because the experience you take mortadella cheese.

>implying his family cares about him

idk, go with your heart.

if you're not a normie it won't do anything anyway. everything will be 99.9999% the same, except just a little bit shittier.

There is always hope for the future, have faith John.

If you pose this question, either you want support for your miserable existence, or you must understand that at this low point only you yourself can pull yourself out of this. good luck either case, faggot

I don't have any hope things will get better.
And I don't want to go through another 50 years of this.

I did mostly the right things and life never got better.

I prays for over 26 years and no prayers were answered.

I don't believe in God anymore and that was my only hope I held onto.

Life isn't fair, there isn't a Heaven or Hell, I don't want to go through this anymore, I have no friends, I hate people, I love no one, so why shouldn't I kill myself?

More bodies in the ground.

Get cremated. Because when the dead rise up I don't want to have another zombie to kill.

If you want to be a real asshole have them bury you in riot gear with knives glued/taped to your hands.

I'll be your friend if you want. You're alright John.
Please don't kill yourself.

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Because you're a kike in the act of creating a subversion thread.
All life, no matter how despicable, has some value.

only do it when you get old. enjoy the ride until then.

HEY FUCKING JOHN STOP.
Look, everything will get better, serious. In your darkest hour you strike gold.

same dude desu

The god-man only allows so many suicides into heaven each year. In the eventuality of my having sex with a cute trap, who has a bigger dingus than I do (5"), and said trap makes fun of me, the man, for having a smaller dingus than she (male) does, it would behoove me to kill her (male), and then myself. It is the end of every Canadian to go to Thug Heaven, and neither I nor my family have the scratch to buy my way out of Thug Purgatory, so the direct route is the only one available to me.

If you kill yourself first, it could hurt my chances of getting in. Please, bide your time until I have gracelessly passed.

You cant give up, i know it can be hard in these strange times but if you work hard and try a hard you will accomplish many great thing but you must put your mind to it. Have faith user

I've tried that.
All have faith means is have hope with no proof

dont let the jews win

ride never ends bitch

Your hair stylists kids need your tip to survive. You are needed. But seriously. You just need sun. You just need vitamin d. Go outside tomorrow.

>Ivan telling you life is worth living
If that inspiring message didn't convince you to carry on, you're really not going to like it when you finally end up 6 ft under and realize that death is just a doorway

>I did mostly the right things and life never got better.

NOTHING is guaranteed in this life even if you do everything right. I've been thinking about it a lot too, however the difference between you and I is that I don't do the right things and would rather take the easy way out than do the right things. At least you have the will to do the right thing most of the time. Make a radical change in your life. Move somewhere exotic, cut all ties, and try something new, You'd be surprised how interesting other parts of this planet are. I went to Tokyo for a week for work, worked 14 hours a day and it was miserable, but just being there and seeing how things were different changed how I view everything and is something I always think back on.

/blog

i'd delay killing myself just to wear that great shirt

Think of the happenings you'll miss!

That's something only you can really answer user, but here's a few things to consider:
>Just because you have the ability to do a thing does not mean you need to do it.
>Finding a reason to live can be much harder than simply giving up and dying. More so, the struggle to survive is what rewards you, not the end result. Skipping the struggle and going to the conclusion is missing the point of existence.

If you still feel the need to kill yourself, make an effort to promise yourself that you will inform at least 3 people first. Parents, family, friends, coworkers, strangers...whoever really. Look someone in the eye and tell them what you plan on doing and why. Maybe they will care, maybe they wont. But if you do not have the conversation with someone outside of your own head, then you will not get a particularly satisfying response. If nothing else, you're likely to get a better answer then a board full of angry, disillusioned autists.

Also, if you do do it, please make an effort to not use a firearm. It makes a horrible mess and fucks over legitimate gun owners.

Great advice on how to get strapped down to a hospital bed.

>Also, if you do do it, please make an effort to not use a firearm. It makes a horrible mess and fucks over legitimate gun owners.

This is genuinely good advice though

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukio_Mishima

WHITE BENIS NO MORE D:

Jesus is real, learn what the ten commandments are, ask forgiveness from God for your sins, fast for 4 days (just water), pray the rosary when you wake up in the morning and before you go to bed, pray also to God in your own words. During this time turn your back on sin with no intention of going back (do not violate the ten commandments). Within 7 days God will come back into your life and turn it upside down, for the better. He has always been with you and will always be with you. He loves you like you are the only one on earth. The devil is real and he would love to see you kill yourself nothing would make him happier, he has probably been working on you to get you to do it for years. Eat God and he will feed you, feed the devil and he will eat you.

No

Its illegal. You dont want to be a degenerate criminal do you?

Yes

>in the future the police illegally resuscitate you with now cheap resurrection technology so you can pay your fines and complete your prison sentence before executing you.

Suicide is for pussies.

You seem to have no fear of death, do you realize what you can do now? You've been given a great gift now, you have the power to do what others cannot.

If you follow the directions in my first post, God will give you proof in abundence. Then faith becomes proof of things that only other people havent seen yet. When God comes back into your life, you will know that 26 years was worth the wait.

this

you don't live in a shithole, and you have all the opportunities i didn't.

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Because I couldn't. And if I gotta go through this, I ain't doing it alone!

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Don't you want to see how all this shit ends user?

read the myth of sisyphus, or else stfu and kys pudgy bald man

kek

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sack up and figure out what you need, what you want, what you can tolerate, and what you need to jettison

figure out how to make all that happen...it takes time, and keep at it...you'll be surprised one day that you aren't despairing anymore

I know this, cuz I've been up against the dragon muhself

This pic is older than the internet you literal newfag. I'll probably read retarded comments about "funny memes" for the rest of my life from stupid kids who end up on this site and think they're the first ones to ever see something on the internet.

You should.
Don't forget to livestream it!

>death is just a doorway
to maggotville

I might believe this if it didn't come off as being a carefully crafted 'answer' to life. The Church has great marketing and poor product delivery, in my experience.
> t. formerly pious user

better ask why not

Why would he care? He'd be dead.

maybe because you haven't taken out a rothschild or clinton or jew or muslim or fag or antifa yet
im not saying you should but maybe doing something productive in your life will give your life meaning or purpose

you're on Sup Forums, it doesn't matter