PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Banjo/Bannon/Moore rally in AL 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump talks w/American biz owners 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump has lunch with Sen GOP 12/5/17
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>AG Sessions @GOFAR 12/4/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/NATO Sec Stoltenberg 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex arrives @NATO 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex @US/EU Presser 12/5/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on US bid for 2023 World's Fair 12/5/17
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>GOP leaders speak on taxes 12/5/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/5/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/5/17
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>WH VIdeo: Pres Trump in UT 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump speech in Salt Lake City UT 12/4/17
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>IntSec Zinke in SLC 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/mormon leaders 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump tours LDS grocery store 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump arriving in SLC 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump comments before leaving for UT 12/4/17
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>US Naval Inst Defense Forum 2017 12/4/17
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>NSA HR McMaster on FoxNewsSun 12/3/17
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Has Jerusalem been blessed by Trump yet?
>I'm too Jewish to buy Hanukkah presents this year
Awoo
MIGA
Roy Moore keeps on running
Soon elected to the Seanate
Singin songs about the Southland
He'll miss Alabamy once again
And It'll be a sin, yes
Well I heard Mister Jones sing about her
Well I heard ole Doug put her down
Well, I hope Doug Jones will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they lovd Jeff Sessions (boo, boo, boo)
Now we all did what we could do
Now "muh Russia" does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama
Now Mitch McConnell got his Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they piss me off so much
They motivate me when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
What all did Bannon say at the Roy rally? I missed it.
Also, fuck Joe. I hate that faggot.
What is Hanukkah???
Why can't democrats handle their finances properly?
did we split
>Trump handing over the holy land to the Jews
Defend this
MAGA
CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN!!!!!
>digits
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I'll Lori this treasonous general one day, /ptg/.
Ska is a good genre of music.
nope, y'all're safe here
...
Negro
ALERT - ELECTION UPDATE: ATLANTA MAYORS RICE IS TIGHT
AWOO
>What all did Bannon say at the Roy rally? I missed it.
he spoke fondly of Mitch McConnell
Howdy boys.
FUCK, THAT WAS CLOSE
>tfw cold winds all day
When winter comes, she's usually mean about it.
How salty will the left be when Roy Moore wins?
Desperation does that, they NEED a win in a state that actually matters, not some blue state like Virginia where the Republican candidate openly attacks Trump
Best cat so far.
TICK TOCK, because we know THE FIX WAS IN
Raped Romney on stage
Atlanta had mayoral run off today.
New mayor is White.
Gentrification is a bitch!
Beware of this Christmas gift for it has the power of great triggering
...
Who was the last president to have their banking records subpoenaed?
AWOO
He may or may not have murdered Willard Romney and his entire genetic line.
Holiday to make us feel better about not having Christmas. Still more legitimate than Kwanzaa
They don't really care about us
A degenerative sex act where men cover their dicks in hot candle wax and engage in butt banditry.
>Mayor Bottoms
gg atlanta
still a woman
gonna get worse
They’ve never had to work for anything there a tire life they’re not used to saving money
>cat
They'll become pillars of salt
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Remember those Carrier jobs in Indiana that Trump saved? Well now they’re going to Mexico. Those faggot execs stole a march on our President. When will he nuke them on Twitter? He promised to save those workers...
Awesome I'll have to try to find a clip
>DELET THIS
THE JOHAWDI!
HOLY FUCK
CNN HAD A MEMORY-HOLED REPORT SINCE AUGUST ON RHEE AND ANOTHER MUELLER TOOL.
Howdy, friend
Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit Sup Forums. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.
She is 30
I am 27
She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.
What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.
He spoke out about the Jews and their negative effects on American politics
You done good, OP
Bakemind
underrated post
This is fucking ridiculous.
The biggest black pill is knowing Ann is right. Taxes?? Obamacare?? No immigration? No infrastructure????
I miss when we had 50+ niggers freeze to death or die from CO poisoning
>I FINNA TURN ON DA OVEN DAT KEEP UZ WARM
>complex burns, killing multiple spooks
Go to Hell, LBJ.
started out trying to hide his power level.
>economic nationalism
but then he dug into mittens.which got his blood flowing.
then he went full GLOBALIST ELITE.
This is pasta right
Mueller must be stopped
>152179077
Fuck off leaf with your pasta
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>Brazil trolling for (You)s again
I'm starting.
Are you an idiot???
Y'all keep posting this cat for years on end.
CNN needs to be burned to the ground.
>Best cat so far.
you called?
...yes
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THAAANK YOOOU HOOOPE
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Ann's a coal burner and a childless hag who whines about Trump not doing anything when it's the senate's fault.
Non-Americans aren't allowed to directly donate to Presidential campaigns. (that's why Clinton had a foundation)
Once again, a leaf is being a faggot
Black Fathers Best Fathers
if you ever think something is pasta, check the flag, then you've got your answer
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THANK YEW HOPE
>electing a woman
niggers are retarded
they put it on their shit site, no links to it, and then later say "see we reported it we are a fair news org"
fucking sat on it
>Willard Mitt Romney
>what did he say?
>that Judge Moore lacked honor and integrity?
>Judge Moore is a graduate of West Point
>Judge Moore served his country in Vietnam
>he went over there for his country, his state and his family
>Mitt...you avoided service
>you hid behind your religion
>you went to France to be a missionary while guys were dying in rice paddies in Vietnam
>do not talk to me about honor and integrity
>you have five sons, and not one day of service in Afghanistan or Iraq
>we have 7,000 dead, and 52,000 casualties
>and where were the Romneys?
>Judge Roy Moore has more honor and integrity in his pinky finger than your family has in their whole DNA
Bannon unleashed his inner mick
I don't even know how Romney is going to recover
LBJ? He's already in hell probably.
Cat?
>Mueller must be stopped
How? Democrats and Republicans both want him to recommend impeachment for Trump
Didn't realize Kaseem Reed (?) was out. Termed?
They were probably there to ensure the investigation never strayed from a "Get Trump" path even when incriminating Hillary stuff turned up.
I love this one.
thanks. I'm not going ot be trying to stay awake much longer we should be on the look for a new op, before joe comes around.
>Dems slaughtered in another string of special elections
But muh blue wave right
Any anons here have any experience with nootropics? Modafinil, specifically?
Woohoo! First white mayor in Atlanta since 1974. KLB is just a continuation of Kasim Reed's corruption.
The nigger is like 90 years old...
>16 government agencies will never confirm Russian hacking (they did)
>Flynn will never be fired (he was)
>Sessions will never recuse himself from the investigation (he did)
>Drumpf will never leak classified info to Sergey Kislyak (he did)
>There will never be a special investigation (there is)
>Kushner would never meet with Soros (he did)
>Trump Jr would never be caught lying about russian interference (he was)
>Trump Jr would discuss russian interference in the election in an email with a russian oligarch (he did_
>Kushner and Trump would’ve never proven to have multiple russian business contacts (they were)
>There will never be a leaked CIA document proving the hacking (there was)
>Mueller will be a nothingburger (it won’t)
>Mueller found shaddy dealing in Trump’s taxes and needs whitehosue docs
>Trump is hiring criminal lawyers
>Manafort winn never be indicted and thrown in Jail in relation to Russian Collusion Probe
>Trump right hand Greek advisor will never plead guilty to coluding with the Russian on behalf of Trump
>Flynn lied to FBI about colluding with Russia
YOU ARE HERE
>Drumpf will never be personally under investigation (he will and practically already is)
>There will never be a open court (there will be)
>Drumpf will never preemptively remove himself from the white house (he will)
>Drumpf will never be indicted (he will)
>He will never appear in court (he will)
>He will never be sentenced to death for treason (he will be)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Comey is an insufferable cunt on Twitter. He's quickly reaching McMuffin and Kristol tier. Thirsty for retweets like a teenage girl.
>KWANZAA'D
It's because Pelosi is a fucking moron who chose to attack Conyers the hardest and forget about Fraken. She was so scared about the Senate that she forgot about how the Dems really need the house