It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"
Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?
Adrian Butler
Fuck off
Jace Martin
Sage
Blake Myers
OP = faggot
Jason Reed
I love beer, fuck off cuck
Ian Robinson
You sounds like a fag.
Juan Torres
no I actually like beer you faggot. have you never tried craft beer? keep drinking your gay ass wine coolers.
real men drink liquor
Dominic Smith
Samefag.
Robert Cooper
I literally drink a fifth of cheap as whiskey every night and I have the gout. I'm slowly killing myself and enjoy every painful minutes of it.
Cameron Lee
pic related is what happens when you drink fruity microbrews, drink more scotch
Ryder Kelly
Fuck off OP
Ryan Adams
Beer is delicious but I have to drink so much of it to get a buzz that I just stick with vodka and whiskey now.
Jace Lopez
I love beer to a fault
You're just a fag
John Clark
Never drank beer, never will. Only retard plebeians that will dump anything into their mouths because they don't care about nor appreciate taste drink that shit piss
Kayden Rogers
U r gey
Camden Reed
Drinking the liquid jew
Levi Ross
Beer is for plebs. Also, you're a fag. KYS.
Aiden Perry
Haha.
Ian Martinez
i don't drink alcohol. It is poison and increases the risk of developing dozens of types of cancer.
Hudson Myers
Beer does suck. alcohol in general is the worst drug you can take, arguably worse then smoking. Terrible tradeoff. Thats why they are legal.
Chase Young
Really made me think
Christian Hall
When you say you look upon a taquilla-infused slushi with wistful envy, your opinion becomes worth less than dog vommit. You have nothing to worry about. You arent a man by any strech.
Levi Mitchell
I like beer, but scotch is better.
Hunter Flores
I have tried various spirits but I have not found anyone of them to be particularly good, except for vine in food. I don't drink unless I attend some special social event.
Carson Perry
Beers good. You're just a little faggot bitch boy, or 10.
Isaiah Wilson
I like beer, if you don’t like it then don’t drink it.
Why come to Sup Forums and spill your spegehtti all over my favorite board
Henry Rodriguez
>vine wine
Colton Sanders
I'm not above getting an XXL Midori melon margarita when I go out for Mexican on occasion. That shit's good, better than any beer, may as well get fucked up on something that you enjoy every sip of.