How does one get a blonde, blue eyed wife?

How does one get a blonde, blue eyed wife?

First you get the money....

talent, fame, success, genetics or any combination of these

Not by hanging out on pol faggot.

be black

Im a spic tho and i got one...

The best answer. Stop using pol as a fucking safe space

>How does one get a blonde, blue eyed wife?

you forgot "who also happens to have a perfect face and body"

Go to church and be blonde haired and blue eyes yourself.

just be yourself desu

How does one contact Taylor Swift?

If you're white, go to norway or eastern Europe. We've got 99% blonde women, and they are xenophobic af once you get to know most of them.we're also very nationalistic. Mfw Norway is immune to bbc

Luck.
Source: have one.

Can I get one if I'm a spic?

Also, you should kys :)

Peroxide and colored contacts.

Stop being a huge raging cunt-eyed faggot

nicely

I found one on craigslist. If you have to ask, you're not trying hard enough.

step 1: stop visiting Sup Forums.

Be a shitskin in Sweden. She will drop her pants for you immediately.

op meant one whose under 200lbs you filthy dumb beaner scum

>Go to places where you might encounter women
>Select an aryan one
>Talk
>Go on date
>Establish relationship
>Marry

At least that's what I did, except the marriage part, which will happen somewhere in the next couple of years

Go to church.

>blonde
>blue-eyed
shit taste

hang around places with blondes with blue eyes

>all that hate

YESSS

Be a nigger
Money won't cut it. You are using the old playbook. It's all about skin pigmentation now thanks to the jews

and this best post

>meet blonde, blue eyed girl
>ask out
>date for a while
>she's the one
>ask to marry
>get married

Sounds great! On my way

Lol relax bucko, you wont be able to differentiate between my castizo offspring and your typical white.

Swipe right

im an american sven and the only issue is that norway feels like an upscale ukraine

by writing your own operating system from scratch

Worst advice you could ever give an autist

>How does one get a blonde, blue eyed wife?
You start by talking to one.

Fuckin time machine

Wrong.

where is that place user?

Be a nigger.
To get a brunette or redhead, on the other had

>italy
negroid, pls

Easy: store aisles with women's underwear. Just be sure to be sniffing one hard when she walks up, look at her with bugged out eyes, and say "hooooow do?" followed by a long moan.

Well I found her in a club 5 years ago so that might not be the best example, but I got lucky. Most grills you encounter in clubs are thots but you can still go there. Look for the kind with mild make up, non-dyed hair and normal eyebrows.

My best friend just got an aryan girlfriend from his workplace. Not that he met her there, she was literally issued by his work.

You need to disregard them.

Race hating trash

oh terry

Then you get the powere. ..

U got shit taste

Therefore you get the women...

I know

fuck the blonde meme honestly, I dated 4 of them and there was always some hassle attached to it

got myself a blue-eyed auburn hair instead much more comfy now

You need a bbc or a swarthy Spanish skin
t. Blond guy who got cucked

just b urself lmao

this is overkill. writing you own low level programming language might very well do it

make a taytay signal and shine it into the sky from your backyard

big fat wallet

I’m with you senpai. dark haired white women are GOAT. Blondes have the princess complex to an extreme.

blue contacts and hair dye

First

Move to America,
Join the US Army
Get stationed in Yurop.
Show them how much bigger your penis is than the natives due to being mixed with american natives (or first nations, dirty canadian scum)

Drop redpills about how hitler was right and he was the last best hope of all of our homelands.

By being black

You got that quote from scarface?

Just tell your wife to dye her hair blonde and wear blue contacts.

quints and what the fuck terry why would he do that lmao

aren't taxes, salaries, and gun laws in norway bad?

>be me
>work shitty retail job
>help an old lady with her camera one day
>she's extremely grateful because no one else would help her and we talk for a few minutes
>I tell her I'm not really happy with the way my life is going
>she invites me to her church and insists that I stop by one day
>sure, why the hell not
>meet her family and everyone else that Sunday
>it's a very small church consisting of a handful of families; but everyone is extremely nice, also very conservative
>apparently I'm the only outsider they've had in years
>the old lady has 4 10/10 granddaughters all around my age
>fast forward 6 years and one of them is my wife

I guess I lucked out, but your best bet is to try to get a conservativefu. They're the only white girls you can trust anymore.

What the fuck you get issued GF's just like a pair of boots and a rifle? IIIII want one maybe two gfs

stop masturbating


porn is a psyop

>stop masturbating, goy

Masturbation is fine
It's porn of a woman fucking around with a man or men you should stop viewing. Solo or lez and you're good.

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you have done very well user
a small good deed was repaid many many times over