Brit/pol/: Wagner edition

>Thread music
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>Arlene Foster too busy to meet May
express.co.uk/news/uk/888268/brexit-ireland-dup-arlene-foster-theresa-may-irish-border-northern-ireland
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>Survation poll puts Labour 7% ahead of Tories
uk.businessinsider.com/labour-lead-over-conservatives-in-survation-poll-2017-12
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ukpollingreport.co.uk/

>DUP will not accept divergence from UK over Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-dup-talks/dup-says-will-not-accept-divergence-between-northern-ireland-and-rest-of-uk-idUKKBN1DZ1UK?rpc=401&
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>UK local councils fund terrorists in Syria
21stcenturywire.com/2017/12/04/bbc-panorama-free-syrian-police-foreign-office-scandal/
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>CIA/MI6 release new Christmas advert
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/isis-threat-christmas-shoppers-new-11637057
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>Rail fares to increase 3.4% in January
home.bt.com/news/uk-news/chill-wind-for-passengers-as-rail-fares-to-rise-by-34-in-january-11364234602310
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>Student Loans chief sacked for criticising Company
civilserviceworld.com/articles/news/sacked-student-loans-company-chief-‘faced-allegations-two-whistleblowers’
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>Bankers & EU predict collapse of Tory party
thecanary.co/uk/2017/12/04/eu-said-conservative-party-collapsing-new-poll-backs/
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brits are cucks

Jaywalk.

first post gayest post

You're much worse of than we are patrick auditore

bumpf

>assaination attempt on our PM foiled.
>it was the religion of peace
Watch this get memoryholed.

>assassination
Sorry lads not had a cup of tea yet.

if only you knew how bad things really are

>Watch this get memoryholed.
Doubtful, they're probably using this to memoryhole this.
>21stcenturywire.com/2017/12/04/bbc-panorama-free-syrian-police-foreign-office-scandal/

>England, a country that is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
How dumb must one be to require such a confirmation of England's location?

you would be surprised

before coming to Sup Forums I literally thought all of the UK was called England

>at least we aren't Americans
Things aren't that bad after all.

Why has no western government ever learnt that paying brown people especially in guns, will always come back to haunt you.

>before coming to Sup Forums I literally thought all of the UK was called England
Please tell me you're meming, please.

>will always come back to haunt you.
Because it doesn't come back to haunt them, it comes back to haunt us.

no, I bet it's the same for most americans

most probably couldn't find Britain on a map

Good morning.

To be fair its all irrelevant, we are just a series of slightly different accents in a prison.

You could, we're a unique shape but seriously stop insulting England by insinuating that we're Scotland, god damn those cucks.

Stop insulting Scotland by comparing us to those mongrels down south.
Actually that's an insult to dogs everywhere.

>no, I bet it's the same for most americans
>most probably couldn't find Britain on a map
I think you're fucking with me. I know Americans are typically dumb geographically speaking, but to not know where England, and Britain, is is unfathomably retarded.

Give it in. Just because Scottish leadership is retarded and Scottish lefties are loud it doesn't mean the Scots are all bad. The English leadership is just as bad and English lefties are even worse than Scottish lefties.

Scotland are cuckolds that need to get the hell out. Fucking cucks, parasites have more value to humanity than Scottish filth do. Now fuck off!

They need to burn, England has no leadership as we don't even have a parliament because of that scum sucker scottish shit face Tony Blair.

They will all die for their crimes and they will burn in hell.

>but to not know where England, and Britain, is is unfathomably retarded.
You know we always say the mean IQ is 100?
Remember, that means half of everybody is below that

youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

That's not very strong or stable of you Teresa.

At least our conservative rug muncher remembers what party she represents a lot better than your senile sharia bot

Morning lads NI here. Hate us yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=xUWQTPbbCDI

Oh my, you are autistic aren't you?

>You know we always say the mean IQ is 100?
>Remember, that means half of everybody is below that
That's now how averages work mate. If 10 Americans had an IQ of 200,000,000,000,000,000 and the rest of you had IQs of 70, then the average IQ would be phenomenally high still.

>Hate us yet?
Why would we hate you?

A noble endeavour is brought down to earth in flames by potato munching inbreds who made up their own language to feel important.

It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic.

if you thought americans didn't know much about the outside world, how much do you think they know about their own country?

youtube.com/watch?v=yRZZpk_9k8E

I really dislike having insomnia

8 hours wasted lying with my eyes closed not sleeping at all

Unironically ask for amitriptyline from your gp, it makes me sleep so much.

I have an aversion to any kind of prescription drugs, I read even melatonin can have issues on depdendace

I invested in vitamin d pills which worked till about late November. Now I'm consistently fucked

Any side effects?

This is entertainment though, it's supposed to be exaggerated and played up to provide the laugh factor. I refuse to believe that the average American is quite this retarded.

I only tried it for a couple of days because it made me so tired. I didn't feel like wanking as much, but That's a good thing because I was doing it about 2 times a day before.

>not having Molyneux explaining why he was wrong about nationalism or defining communism whilst hugging your pillow.

Have you tried having a wank?

Hmm, tempting

But I really worry about a metabolic shift

If only those theta wave sleep tracks worked soothing noises tho

does /britpol/ still like Stefan or is he a cunt now somehow?

I does not aid sleep either for me

>But I really worry about a metabolic shift
You worry about such pointless shit in spite of the fact that you're unable to sleep, which is a more pressing issue than your memabolic shift. Sort your sleeping out mate.

Stefan takes a three minute point and stretches it out to last an afternoon, he's deeply boring.

youtube.com/watch?v=8pn5uyuaxsk

Stefan has branched out

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/05/mi5-foils-islamist-terror-plot-kill-prime-minister/

Russia is a hostile state while muslims are being very welcome in the tolerant progressive society.

the lion sleeps no more Dave Icke. You get crazy dreams but they're fun.

what would Aristotle say?
no virtue.

No one in Russia wished anyone from Britain death including the PM. APOLOGISE, Mommy.

we need Hagia Sophia back for our Orthodox brethern.

>skipped to 1:30 to see what's what
>he's shaking "cheese" out of a plastic tub
What the fuck is wrong with America?

If you're an incel for 26 years but then finally get a gf, what't the correct etiqutte on bringing her home for Xmas?

I'm trying to balance the opposing factors of "There's no future to this relationship and I like her only as a place to keep my cock warm so it's not really appropriate to introduce her to my gran" against "But it's bitterly depressing to spend Christmas facing the disappointed looks in their eyes and un-subtle remarks about how my various cousing already have children"

I live in an area of the West Midlands that strongly voted to Leave and for the first time since the referendum it feels like the public mood has changed. That the reality has set in of either paying a lot to become a lot poorer or paying the same to become worse off than we are now. A lot of reflection is going on and a "what's the point?" attitude has set in.

I just lie desu

Singapore you are the ideal by the way. Maybe whites can't be like you. To you we're the monkeys. We're attempting to evolve. it's difficult.

Currently watching this youtube.com/watch?v=s2X1dSbbFyk .

Depressing as fuck. Poor kid.

It's pretty much fine to take your slampiece home for christmas. She doesn't have to be 'the one'.

My predicament is dealing with my mum, who would probably have some kind of hysterical fit from the overwhelming combination of relief and excitement, if I took a girl home for christmas.
I'd have to be rock solid with a girl for our relationship to be able to weather that embarrassment given that mum would make it very clear that I've not brought a girl home before.

I mean that if to exclude Russian political tensions in the governments with the Occident around Crimea. I don't know anyone in Russia among regular citizens who told anything bad about Britain, not to mention wishing someone death.

Even though many Russians strongly dislike yanks, it doesn't goes to wanting killing someone. We have some moral and ethic borders I think.

In the meanwhile Muslims were attempting the terror attack against mommy May but she calls us a hostile state instead. It's sort of unfair, innit?.

Well that's what I've done for the last 10 years, but I don't think they believe me any more.
Now that I *really do* have a non-imaginary gf I feel like I need to put her to good use in social situations.

> It's pretty much fine to take your slampiece home for christmas. She doesn't have to be 'the one'.
This is the information I needed, cheers.
(Though how do you know if you've never done it before either?)

I drove it into my parents early on for them to shut the fuck up about it

what are you watching?
Jesus.
youtube.com/watch?v=oJRGC8pMQU8
this one is good.

>It's pretty much fine to take your slampiece home for christmas
Absolutely not. Christmas is a time for family and a cock pocket is not family, thus has no place in the house at Christmas.

>A lot of reflection is going on and a "what's the point?" attitude has set in.
It's called depression, user. That's all.

>It's sort of unfair, innit?.
Stop behaving like a child, there is no room for fairness in life.

Nuke britain

ekun niatirb

He's upside down, not inside out.

so is it true what I just read in the news?
now that Northern Ireland managed to negotiate to de facto stay in the EU, now Scotland and London want the same treatment?

Is Brexit being effectively dismantled piece by piece without anyone noticing?

Britain makes nukes.

The mayor of London is unhappy.
thats a result.

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5deep3me
*tips fedora*
Don't forget to go MGTOW.

send him to Are mum Karen. mtow is harsh and uncalled for

Just googled "mgtow cringe" for a quick laugh while I drink my tea and bravely clicked on the r****t link, oh my it truly is just feminism for men.
>"I’ve found that facial type to be a giant red flag."

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Look at me I'm a faggy tripcunt

leftypol?
filtered regardless.

I tried to warn you but Mayflies ceaselessly insisted that the most pro-EU British political party in history would successfully take us out of the EU with a Parliament, media, Civil Service and Prime Minister that overwhelmingly want us to say in

You and a fair number of other people here.

Reminder that CDaN outed Meghan Markle as an escort (not that it wasn't obvious):
crazydaysandnights.net/2017/12/blind-item-2_4.html

Explain yourselves, bongs!

I still don't understand what the fuck he can possibly see in her.
Or at least what the fuck he can possibly see in her that he hasn't seen better in many, many other enthusiastic wannabe princesses.

A muzzie posting Peter is hilarious. He hates you lads more than Chris did.
really is funny do you understand political history?
wew

We all knew scissorhands was a fag.

Behind the news curve m8

Treason May tried to fudge the Irish border issue by suggesting NI could stay in the Single Market.
The DUP, who support May in Parliament and are the largest Northern Ireland party, weren't consulted and when Juncker gleefully announced this to MEPs they placed a sternly worded call to May.
DUP can't accept such a deal because
1. It's a matter of deep nonnegotiable principle to them that NI is part of the UK and will not become part of the Republic of Ireland, so they resist anything heading in this direction;
2. The DUP want to leave the Single Market and campaigned for Brexit in the EU referendum; and
3. This would put a customs border between NI and GB, but NI does five or six times as much trade with Great Britain as it does with the Republic of Ireland.

Anyway the DUP made May abandon the proposal. Northern Ireland will leave the Single Market with the rest of the UK

Nigga thats freddy kruger claw not edward scissor hands smdh

>outed
But, user, that's just some people online saying things. We're going to need some proof.

>smdh
Why do you use this nignog language?

>Northern Ireland will leave the Single Market with the rest of the UK
>tfw you pull out fully and cum all over ireland's back

Anyone can be British, even nogs. A man spray painting a swastika on the side of a synagogue told me this.

Fuck u f a m

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This is a very good post, far exceeding the Canadian standard.

Donald Bump.

Pic related is a good read, might as well share good shit while it's slow.

what will UKucks here spend their first euro on after your politicians agree to stay in the EU?

Newfag.

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is May fucking up the Brexit negotiations on purpose to try to hamstring the process? I swear no one can be this bad at negotiating, if you can even call what she's doing "negotiating"

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Any of you guys into crypto currency?

What exchange do you use?

/biz/ is full of insane yanks shilling to one another and autist Aussies mad they can't cash out.

>David Davis has just told the Exiting the EU select committee that govt hasn't done any impact assessment of Brexit on particular sectors of the economy
>Brexsimpletons

>never trust a remainer

shit, they need to put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table quick

If she's a remonaer
never loan her

What are they saying?