A Sup Forumslack chad goes on Bumble thread

>A Sup Forumslack chad goes on Bumble thread

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>5%

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top lel.

part two

For someone trying not to be a numale it reads like it was written by a numale. Instead of actually listing things about himself he's just listing about the things he's against. Doesn't surprise me that he's seriously into little faggy COCKtails and wine

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Now what do I say?

lmao yes

This thread is zesty.

what the fuck

Check these digits

Show bob and vagane

Send bobs

Based

Hell yes, is she hot?

something about ray charles of course

"why not ray charles? racist!"

>TRIPS

will use soon I just sent her this and >you’re still talking to me

Cha m8.

111

kek and hella true

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Kek, OP was not a faggot today

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"well you are white on the inside...or you will be"

I hope she says nigger

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>green texting on bumble
The hitler and nigger jokes are good, but thats pure autism

ENHANCE

Is that the power of being really good looking? Holy shit.

Hold up. Send a picture of your profile

She is NOT hot my friends

see

Did you capture this picture with an etch a sketch? Which one is she?

what the fuck is this thread

OP if you actually want to get laid talk more about her and less about you self

Is she brainwashed somehow or are you a fucking model to be getting away with this

charge you fucking phone

Kek. But in all seriousness you shouldn't joke about volatile gasses, unless it is a sweet smelling braaap.

looks alright by the thumbnail.
I like where this is going though.

OP strikes me as faggot tween boy type that larps as macho whenever he talks to girls because he feels like the star of a gay movie

She's an average rural white girl.

bruh this isn't even trolling, just date her

She read the profile only after talking to you for a bit.

Jesus, are you like a gigaChad or something?

what's bumble? is this where the even hotter chicks are than tinder? should i be on bumble?

Holy shit, Chads using their powers and forces for good now? Which timeline am I on again?

You fucking legend

>the charging symbol is right there and the thread started at 5%

Think tinder except the women are forced to message you first.
I dicked around on it for a bit, in my area there were only landwhales.

this thread is full of faggots are you all 15 or something... this isnt sustainable dialogue in adult relationships. OP looks retarded

Being 8+/10 lets you get away with pretty much everything

FUCKING MEME ARROWS ON BUMBLE

That seems about right. What attributes are needed to be a Chad or Stacey?

>he thinks women care about anytjing but chad

charge faster you loser

This wasn't the black pill I wanted

Kek’d 10/10

>Me on the left
2/10

kek

>tfw 5 at best

obvious fake

>incels think you have to be a chad to troll sluts
These threads always bring in /r9k/

if this is Chad, if this is just a 7/10 dude getting lucky this is worthless unless he get's # and snapchat and meeting opportunity

>Scraggly Beard

I agree Op. I'm amazed at how lazy most men have got with shaving and grooming their facial hair. I just want to say to them "Your beard makes you look like shit, go and shave it"

Truth. Women are just as degenerate as men. I have had two female managers come onto me, fucked them both. One had a bf.

Oh, she's one of those Loomer jews that lust for aryan cock. Taint the enemy's bloodline OP.

Lol no.

What the fuck did he use?

In the United Kingdom, Bumble is like the Upmarket Tinder.

I've met two classy ladies off bumble, banged one, but other one was baby crazy so i didn't stick my willy in her

I'm gonna give it another go user.

Hello white knight virgin cuck invader of Sup Forums! Enjoying your trip to chad hell with Virgil?

Wait until you get laid you'll realize Chad is gay

Bleach + any acid = chlorine gas

oh

>mfw when I realize I'm a 7 but to Indian/south asian girls I'm an 11 and literally can say anything I want.

Fucked this chick. Made her wear my MAGA hat.

Lol but its not nigger

Here Sup Forums, a fresh roastie for you. Digits get priority

Erik... your name suggests your parents are stupid or just poor. How was your childhood diet? did you get enough nutrients

She looks like she would be fat or at least chubby. Was she?

What's actually the difference from that?

I have over 100 matches on tinder that I have no interest in talking to because they are just typical roasties

Thats what happened to ww1 soldiers

>Confederate flag

He isnt OP

no dummy, that's the power of not giving a fuck.

Erik is the original spelling you embarrassment.

Erik is a scandinavian name you idiot

>Confederate flag

Checks out

He's a bird m8.
youtube.com/watch?v=0dCzjyypmXg

doesnt it seem like a name some poor people would use though

Why are rednecks always so salty? You idiots were chosen to be the niggers of whites for a reason. Stick to your back woods and second cousins, you inbred hick.

Jealous assmad 56% detected

wait until you chad faggots have to use firearms or do anything manual... bye bye babies

>greentext
it's a miracle she texted back holy crap op
When did you last leave your house?

>thinks confederate posters are rednecks

they aren't even American most of the time...

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Ever fucked a big black cock?

would you rather bang a lower class sheila or a middle/upper class lady?

t. Cleetus

I don't care if he's greentexting this bitch or not, this is fucking hilarious user.

who here has shot an animal until it died

I’m going to pozz your trump supporting anus you sloppy vag crazy pachinko lady

I gave your mum AIDS

Even Erik birds are chad

>Austrailian men cucked by large birds AGAIN