You just came back from shopping and this girl sits on your car. What do you do?
You just came back from shopping and this girl sits on your car. What do you do?
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>implying anyone who watches anime can afford a nice car
Cut off her ahoge.
absolute madman
Why are my doors open if I just got back
Offer her a ride, try to get intimate with her, get knocked out with her butt.
Not too bad, all in all.
Sell car
Buy house
Live luxory life with her, if she wants
You opened them with your key.
Well in that case I would run her over
sneak up on her and try to hit her with my ass
I ask my butler to remove the gold-digging whore and buy a new untainted car.
Why the hell would I go shopping in my good car?
Bitch, you either move or help me get the shit in the trunk. I don't have time for this shit today.
To attract hotties.
Get in and start driving
She could beat me but I don't care.
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Wonder why I own a fucking McLaren and when I got a licence
Push her on her back. Spread her legs. Pound her there and now until she's ahegaoing and squirting all over the hood.
Then wake up.
>sex
>on a public parking lot
What do you do with the car that this disgusting woman just dirtied with her unwiped ass? I would have it crushed and buried in an environmentally friendly manner, because I can.
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And?
It's not romantic.
buy a new car because her ass probably wrecked mine
Realize my hood is probably caved in from dat ass. Demand she pay for the damages.
Thats not my car. I don't even have a car.
>Demand she pay for the damages.
With her body, right?
This isn't a car
Your friend Ted bought you one. It was meant as surprise.
No, money.
I would donate it to one of those Keyjew stadiums, they could use it as a floating platform and smash it with their asses.
She definitely wrecked the hood ornament.
Why? Her body is a lot more worth.
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I don't have a friend named Ted, but if thats him he's pretty qt.
Wonder why this slut is on my car and what a night with her is going to cost
You don't actually own such a car when you wonder about her price.
Bang out the dents with her ass.
I just like to know more about what I'm investing in like any stock trader would
You shouldn't think about her like an object, she has feelings and desires too.
Money loving whores don't have feelings
Is the series worth for her? Is she getting enough screentime?
She's the MC. It's fun.
Nice.
If I owned an original f1 I would go full autistic if anyone so much as breathed on it. That's easily a $10 million dollar car that few human beings are worthy of sitting in let alone on the FUCKING HOOD
-/o/
You can pick your favorite girl. Plenty of them
do you like
my car?
few humans are worth sitting in a piece of plastic and metal. these are the important things in life.
Carbon fiber and metal m8. Most people would destroy that thing within in a week of ownership. Few people appreciate the historical and engineering importance of the F1, it's a priceless work of art, craftsmanship and automotive history. It's like if someone was handling a Gustav Klimt with their bare hands knowing nothing about art
Why the fuck would you need a girl when you have a McLaren F1? I'll just kick that bitch off my car and jerk off to an F1.
What about sex in and on your F1?
Say that to her face and not online and see what happens
it's not though. paying millions of dollars to be a pussy about driving your car is the most extreme example of buyfags, who are similarly autistic about handling their expensive plastic garbage pretending to be art.
MC girl is best girl. Though all girls are great
Her ass could fucking wreck the car
Oh my, post more, please.
>F1
I appreciate her taste.
Ill shout it in her ear after I knock her out and tie her to a chair
Fixed version.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
Nice digits. I had this one already finished, so here you go.
I didn't even notice what was wrong until quiet some time.
It has one seat in the middle of the car
Sit in her car.
Entering from the trunk.
no no no. YOU get to drive the car however you want because you bought it.
I'd drive on track every weekend with something like that. But other people ruining your expensive shit is retarded
Why is black hair so best?
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