Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Stutenkerl Edition

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
SPD now getting ready for big coalition
Presicuck Steinmeier inviting usual suspects for anudda 4 year big coalition of doom

>news
focus.de/politik/deutschland/frauke-petry-ex-parteichefin-rechnet-hart-mit-afd-ab_id_7943723.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171293176/Fluechtlingsrat-wehrt-sich-Helfen-Afghanen-nicht-beim-Untertauchen.html
zeit.de/politik/ausland/2017-12/emmanuel-macron-grosse-koalition-auswirkung-europa

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag
streamable.com/bv0n4
>fake Höckecaust memorial trolled
youtube.com/watch?v=qktW2-h3kNM
streamable.com/fhapv
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streamable.com/n7iqe
streamable.com/07gka

>AfD speeches in Bundestag
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg
youtube.com/watch?v=z_8UP7H7fY8

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w [
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
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youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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>old thread
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first for best girl

questions for the kraut

1: are you planning on having a family or thinking about it?
2: how many children would you aim for?
3: do you think you can compete against the brainwashing your children will be constantly exposed to at school and society in general?

>1: are you planning on having a family or thinking about it?
One day for sure
>2: how many children would you aim for?
2-3
>3: do you think you can compete against the brainwashing your children will be constantly exposed to at school and society in general?
That shouldn't be too hard if you know what you are doing

Bump

you mean megumin?

Does this mean reelection’s or even more wacky, and autistic coalitions? Because I’m not sure how far Merkel will go to protect all of her rapefugees from the AfD and Co.

>megumeme
sry m8 but this ain´t /sg/

>more wacky, and autistic coalitions
this
it is likely that they will build an minority government (CDU + Grüne) below 50% of the seats in government. this is possible so that shit won´t go down like in Weimar. pretty clever to make this kind of defence mechanism, but the creators of this mechanism didn´t calculate the total autism that is our authorities

Bümp

you could also answer my questionsinstead of bumping. i am genuinly interested

digits decide which political party gets gassed first
>inb4 i get them
Merkel

why'd you quote me, i'm not german

Already did it, I'm OP with a new IP so I can bump too

sorry for being spontaneous

s- sorry

Ameriburger living in germany here. What’s the status on Merkel pounding sand? I very recently saw that some major publications that are part of the Lügenpresse apparatus, are beginning to publish photos and stories that directly question her future as looking short.

Well you couldn't know that

>2-3
you should aim higher. of course you will see for yourself if you have the capacity for this. in my hometown, their is a indian family with 9 children. i think they don´t really care about being poor. they seem quite happy, walking around in the city all day and enjoying the little things

>pounding sand
Is that the kebab equivalent of burning coal?

i almost make up half of the responses in this thread. i need a break

you need to have something worth discussing. also average kraut iss at work

It's some weird midwestern term

I think 2-3 is the perfect size, more kids would be pretty stressful and unpractical in my opinion.

Calm down user

exactly. i feel like my shitposting is keeping this thread artificially alive

I don’t know you fucking cunt, what are you implying?

Kraut/pol/ is always slow in the morning

They found a new mail bomb

focus.de/panorama/welt/dhl-erpressung-im-news-ticker-erpresser-soll-zehn-millionen-euro-in-bitcoin-fordern_id_7943546.html

you have your own board and multiple generals. pretty impressive considering your countrymens dislike of england-speak

Why in the fuck are your politicians nsming their coalitions after nigger pseudocountries? This shit is getting old, dude.

We just like to conquer other nations Lebensraum

Because the colors of the parties match the flag

saved

I get that, but they are specifically naming themselves after niggers. They could be the lime or limesicle coalition. Next is the Zimbabwe coalition.

Get Prussia back and sort your country men out. Gott-speed

>lime or limesicle coalition
That even more retarded

1: one day
2: atleast 3 kids
3: I will probably move out first. Germany is lost

>I will probably move out first. Germany is lost
never capitulate

some journalist came up with it when he was digging through country flags and jamaica was the only country with matching colors. Of course our leftist media loved it and used it whenever possible. Before that a Union/FDP/greens coalition was called "Schwampel".

>2: atleast 3 kids
nice
>3: I will probably move out first. Germany is lost
he right thoughalso, some food for your mind. i am planning on raising my children to live in some kind or parallel world. where i teach them how to live in the normal world (kids going to figure that out on their own) but also that they keep away from everything that is not völkisch if possible. being exposed to shitskins will probably strengthen their will to live in this "parallel world". greeting your turkish neighbour, but making sure to date Sarah from the countryside. you can move out at any given time

CDU+Grünen sounds like pure cancer for Germany

At least in a minority govt. the commies can't do too much damage and will possibly collapse within 2 years... r-right?

CDU+FDP would be preferable unless you're a pro-AfD accelerationist. I guess y'all are?

i am practically desensitized to these kind of news. this shit isn´t doing it for me, i need real happenings

What is their end game? Surely they're not cucked and just refuse to take them because of safety concerns for other passangers?

>At least in a minority govt. the commies can't do too much damage and will possibly collapse within 2 years... r-right?
the question is, are they able to fuck up on a whole new scale
>CDU+FDP would be preferable unless you're a pro-AfD accelerationist. I guess y'all are?
you got that right

No they're cucked. Most flight attendants are emotional homos and airhead women. The pilots probably just want to get on with the job but they also have to deal with the crew. I imagine they went along with it to shut everyone up.

>222 grounded flights
that is wrong, it was 222 reffies in NRW the pilots didn't want to take aboard their airplanes because of safety reasons

>the question is, are they able to fuck up on a whole new scale

Family reunification.

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Bump

>questions for the kraut
>1: are you planning on having a family or thinking about it?
Not sure. If I find somebody worth marrying then yes. Already 31. But as a man you can still start a family with 40.
>2: how many children would you aim for?
2 at least.
>3: do you think you can compete against the brainwashing your children will be constantly exposed to at school and society in general?
Most likely not. It is your children that needs to learn what is in their interests and what not.
But I'm sure as hell gonna do everything to keep them on the right path. Even if it means to move to some place with almost no entertainment and bad influence. With a son I guess I can manage it, but I'm scared as shit of raising a daughter.

>CDU+Grünen sounds like pure cancer for Germany

Just wait for the moment when SPD becomes just another 10-15 % party. Then the inevitable green/SPD/CDU coalition will happen. Until then it's just CDU/SPD.

Escaping this madness is not possible for the forseeable future.

why not brainwash them?
i mean its legal and used by the state aswell

Hallo, "Kameraden", hier ist der Kryptojude von gestern, muss ich sterben?

Warum bin ich unüberrascht von so frühem Krebs?

Who knows? Merkel has fucked up her party but she has so many asslicking cucks under her that it is unlikely for her to leave the scene anytime soon.

>questions for the kraut
>1: are you planning on having a family or thinking about it?
Yes, I am split on whether to use donor-sperm or not, though, since I have doubts over my genetic worth.
>2: how many children would you aim for?
Three to four, as many as I can afford.
>3: do you think you can compete against the brainwashing your children will be constantly exposed to at school and society in general?
Yes, my parents gave me so much more than did the things we were taught in school. I'll probbaly try to get them to read books...

2 kids are not enough.
As 25% of Germans don't have any kids, 2 kids for the rest would result in a overall fertility rate of 1.5. That's catastrophic.

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pls no, that would be the absolute disaster.
warum bin ich überrascht von so früher memeflag spassterei?

at this point you really should do 23andkike so you find where your genetics are at
considering an sperm donor is a sign for serious mental suffering
you may be not 100% germanic but you are not the foulest of apples

Aftually it's less than 1/8th jewish, if at all ancestry wise, all I have
in terms of info, is that the name of that one person in my family
line was "Morgenstern", which may have been hewish in that
context.
Why is considering selecting yourself by using sperm donor
(I know, it feels wrong), a sign of mental suffering, I mena, it is
kinda cuck-ish, but it would increase tha genetic quality of the
overall population. What's more, I could go on 2 lanes, 2 kids
from my genes, one from a donor (but you are right, I can't get
over the thinking, that I don't like this and that it is wrong).
I would have to give up a lot of personal info if I were to do
a 23kikesandme test...and (((they))) store that info...
It's is kinda hard to justify spending all that money, but if I do
some jobbing next to studies I should be set, you know what,
I think I'll do it...

was meant in part for (you).

You mean brainwash your own children?
I wouldn't call my values and principles 'brainwashing'.

I can lead by example, show how to live and behave but I'm not gonna treat them like some Jehovah Witness kids and beat some sense into them with the bible and the belt.
You can't distance your kids from all the brainwashing today, they'll end up screwed up socially. They'll have friends they visit and those friends will have movies, games and music that is degenerate. They will drink alcohol one day, they will most likely try their first joint and maybe do some stupid illegal shit. I did it.

So if you want to raise your kids right you need a different approach. If you don't want your son to end up as a soy boy let him find a competitive sport he likes. Something where he learns to lose, learns to lead (maybe as a team captain), learns to take responsibility (if you don't train you won't succeed). Let him explore the world on his own and watch from a distance, let him order his own food as soon as he can talk, let him choose his own clothes he would like to wear the next day, let him cry and get his shit together on his own as soon as he hurt himself. Small little things that parents today screw up and over the years you end up with some problematic child.

Like I said, I have a clear picture how to raise my son because I know what I was missing, how my friends where raised, what is needed to end up being a man. For my daughter? I'm fucking scared.

>Stutenkerl
Das issn Weckmann du Anton

>a sign of mental suffering, I mena, it is
>kinda cuck-ish, but it would increase tha genetic quality of the
>overall population.
dude, disgusting foreigners producing kids like crazy. i had a gypsi living near me, who is about 165 cm and his wife is about 150 and both are ugly as fuck. still pumping out kids.

1/8 of an jew is not much. you have to consider that the jews in europe are also mixed with germans. you are probably below 1/8 if your jewish ancestor has a german bloodline as well.
also, you told me that you are comparable to those Hitler jugend dudes in terms of looks. do you think you make an more respectable german than pic related?

normally i should insult you of what an faggot and cuck you are, but you are so degenerate with this shit, i don´t even know anymore

Okay, thanks of being humane with me.
It is just a quirk I have, to obsess about details.
Du hast recht, ich erwähne es nicht mehr und gehe aufrecht.

Look at the flags of Western countries and tell me how many contain the color black, which is the color of our currently biggest party. CDU-SPD-FDP coalitions haven't happened since the 50s, so there's no Germany coalition. Also, there's no white party, so that throws out Estonia and several non-European countries, e.g. those with the Pan-Arab colors. Which leaves you with tons of African and Afro-Carribean countries plus Afghanistan.

>We managed to do this to each other not even 100 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48&t

get me off this ride

S T U T E N K E R L

and now you apologize to much. but that´s okay, you are still a student and probably very young. you will grow more mature over time, especially lurking on pol helps. also, how do you compare to the pic i posted

Is this pic from a Juso meeting in Munich?

The Hamburg rioters were warned about raids (1/3)

Well, living unapologetically is important too, sorry for not doing that right away :^)
I don't really look like any of those guys, know what, I might take a picture of myslef and trace the general contours, thus I remain in plausible deniability should I get ID'd is this a safe method to face-fag on Sup Forums without getting doxed?

…by Die Linke party members (2/3)

…and were giving instructions to destroy possible evidence (3/3)

i think so, yes

you can also search for someone looking like you, the same type of look and post it

Ah screw it, I want to become better at drawing anyways, this is a method for me to see, what characteristics define a face.
I'll be back in a few minutes.

heard about it. honestly, their is so much shit going on in the police, people might just stop viewing the police the way they once did

HEIL HÖCKE

Weeb Scheisser, vergas dich mal ganz fix.

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black pilled police man on facebook

>Schulz wants Britain to reconsider Brexit
( ̄ー ̄)

kek
very nice

Why are Germans so cucked?

Poland ist der neu deutsche welle.
We will take your women and create the new aryan race. crypto kraut kikes.

POLSKI KAISER OF DER KONIG
REICHEN FUHRER

Here you go, should not have tried shading anything.
Outlines would have been enough for the general features.
I learned that ear-shape, eye size to width relateion, and especially jaw/cheek-lines are characteristic in oblique shots.

>62% are scared of right-wing extremism
Can't tell me a significant amount of people thought of left-wing extremism when answering that.

I know, I told some normies about Rojava, and they finally understand that Anfifaggots are not worthy of support.

that is a pretty good drawing! if you keep at it, i see potential.
from what i see, you look pretty normal. your facial characteristics are german, judging from the picture

you should check out /i/ and /ic/. they have drawing generals. could be funny for you. the drawthreads on Sup Forums aren´t up all the time

1) I would if I could, but I can't.
2) 3+
3) The whole Zeitgeist is swinging to the right, that has more impact than teachers.

found you
dox incoming

>but I can't.
are you the dude that says all the time, that he can´t participate in society due to circumstances but tries to help by shitposting?

Yeah, I am getting better at line placement...
Might try to help the draw-god on 8ch...
Though, I can absolutely not draw without reference.
Drawfagging may indeed become a nice free-time occupation when the next elections roll around, but I will probably not bee good enough by the time that we have re-elections.
Maybe in a few yers, which is just in time for 2021. I wonder if I'll still meet oyu here by then.
Or if Sup Forums won't have been shut down by the feds by then...
>444
Deutschalnd den Deutcschen.png
I already know about /ic/ and /i/, they even refer to themselves as crab-buckets, though (research the analogy, I think you'll find it funny).
Sup Forums is nice, but all there is is anime.
I might attempt to draw a rendition of the DOOM cover with Putsch-chan at the top gunning down rapefugees, would prolly be funny...

That is a joke, right?
(Probably, I should not be this gullible, that isn't even me)
Did you use the reverse-face search engine?

>444

Powerful, I can feel it happening...
>111 posts in a matter of a few seconds.
Wew lad.

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No, I'm someone else.

would be cool if you could help out to make some afd-chan memes with the draw god. don´t worry and take your time.
you probably will met me here. don´t forget, you are here forever
>I already know about /ic/ and /i/, they even refer to themselves as crab-buckets, though (research the analogy, I think you'll find it funny).
>Sup Forums is nice, but all there is is anime.
nice to hear
>I might attempt to draw a rendition of the DOOM cover with Putsch-chan at the top gunning down rapefugees, would prolly be funny...
why not. i am not a gamefag but gunning refugees is edgy enough

searched on google images after "deutscher junge". now i am curious, does he resemble you to some degree?

fuck off crossthread poster

k

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