Britain

>"BIP BIP !"
>"Yu cheeky wanker, stop here, in the name of sharia law, stop here"
>"Give me your TV License and butter knife license"

What do Sup Forums ?

I dont have an image to accurately describe how funny this is

>zero emission cars
Doesn’t exist, is that thing peddle-powered?

Nigger you can see his feet coming out the bottom, it's a fucking flintstones car.

its a joke right

Yes.

Bongs literally can not compete. BTFO

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Meanwhile in United States ...

LMAO BRITS ARE FAGS

that nostalgia hit me hard. guess I should immigrate to the UK and apply to be a cop so I can be a manchild in a toy car forever. I wonder if they'd let me give it a custom paintjob with my waifu on it.

>tacky GM trash

You're probably a child if you think that car is remotely scary or cool

gmc shitmobiles? whoopdedoo. trump should make you fat pigs walk the streets like you used to.

please nuke bongistan. Just end it for us

Please tell me that's a shoop....

Yup are like little baby, watch this.

Open flag ahmed

Grab SKS and go innawoods.

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>American police need APCs to stop mutts from chimping out

Sad reflection on how shit your country is tbq

>GM
It says Dodge right on the windshield you stupid, limpwristed, homo.

>oh look its THIS thread again

tell him British Columbia isn't technically UK territory anymore and then take him into the mountains and show him how to catch a fish and shoot a deer

>gmc
What is with all you soyboys not knowing which cars are which?

>owned by fiat

LMAO That's even more pathetic

chevy is gmc. dont play semantics

OH LOOK ITS ANOTHER FAGGOT BONG TOO DELUSIONAL TO SEE HIS COUNTRY HAS ALREADY FALLEN.

No Chevy is GM. GMC is a separate brand also owned by GM.

>merigan egubation

Imagine having to live in a country with this level of populus control...land of the free amiright? At least you got your uncle's hunting rifle!

Officer Timmy in pursuit!

Don't forget: we shoot back.

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Might as well be the same, all plastic trash landbarges

Mutts should stop trying to build cars

Sure you do buddy

How the fuck would you know? Your "country" doesn't even make cars.

When we have a thread about mosque construction you can participate with some degree of credibility.

This is not American. It's Canadian or Australian.

>your country doesn't even make cars

american education everyone.

>what is McClaren

call me uneducated one more time I mcfucking dare you

Not make the exact same thread every day.
Sage.

A meme that no one buys, drives, or gives a fuck about that's most likely owned by curries or sandniggers like all your other former industry.

Bin that thought lad..

Bruv your invalidating my yuman rights yeah. As a Muslim yeah I was born here and I'm as British as you are I swear this a hate crime

Some hired Germans

brexit is THE omnishambles

We have our values unlike America who voted a sexist and a racist into the White House. We have a vibrant and diverse society built on our values of tolerance and compassion. Not bigotry and hate.

lol. yall have cool kit cars

As a British muslim I know this is the greatest country in the world and not just my home. Mashallah

meanwhile, in Leicestershire...

A 48-year-old man has been given a suspended sentence after having sex with a horse who he “treated as his girlfriend”.

The owner of the animal said she had become suspicious of Smith – who had his own horses – because of previous incidents.

She told a court how she went into her stable block one evening to find Smith standing on a wooden crate having sex with the mare, called Ruby.

At Leicester Magistrates’ Court today (Wednesday) he was given a suspended jail sentence.

The court heard Ruby’s owner had suspicions about Smith, having previously spotted him coming out of her stable block with his shirt untucked and doing up his flies one day in 2016.

Sally Bedford, prosecuting, said Ruby’s owner had been leaving her stables in the Hinckley area on March 10 when she spotted Smith sitting in his car at Burbage Common.

She said: “She left at 5pm and noticed the defendant sat in a layby.

“She later spoke to her partner and they both went back to the stables, suspecting something untoward was occurring.

“Inside, she saw the defendant stood behind her horse on a wooden crate, holding his t-shirt up, and he had the mare’s tail in his hand and was pressing hard against the mare’s rear end.”

After Smith was arrested the police searched his static caravan in Hinckley Road, Sapcote, where they found ten soiled nappies, women’s underpants and a teddy bear.

The court heard that when the woman had mentioned to Smith she might sell Ruby, he replied: “You can’t sell Ruby. She’s my mate.”

She said: “George looks at Ruby as some kind of partner or girlfriend.

“He seems fixated on her while I doubt he even knows my other horses’ names.”

lol is his rifle painted with camo? these guys are like a real life Call of Duty parody
where are the punisher skull masks?

Nice damage control, you fucking retard.

Oh fuck off you snivelling liberal cunt
We might not have our own brands any more but there is plenty of car manufacturing going on in the UK
should be hanged to be honest

*stabs him with a plastic spoon*

>"Painu vittuun, homo!"

Same.
>tfw trying to hold in laugh while in uni
>feel like imma burst out loud any moment

Wales wtf

>the Netherlands doubting America's courage
priceless

BIN THAT THOUGHT

>hurr hurr name-calling name-calling
even if he was, just because it's politically incorrect doesn't mean he is wrong
>compassion and tolerance
didn't someone get arrested for owning a spoon?

try this gif:

Notice how Brits can take a joke unlike Amerimutts

The police could drive the slowest most cucked vehicles, and you'd still go to jail for resisting arrest. Just hope they are dumb enough not write down your license plate.

What the fuck is wrong with the UK? A woman gets away with stabbing her Tinder date, because 'it would ruin her future', but a man has career ruined by a roastie for grabing her tits after she said 'pound me in the ass daddy, but don't touch my boobs, OK ;)'? Like what the fuck is wrong with this shithole, why are they trying to make the Western world such a miserable place to live in spite of it's prosperity.

the best is that when a woman's drunk she's not responsible for her actions, so can't consent

when a drunk man has sex with such a woman, he is responsible and it's rape lol

double standards as always

Nice wheels. Man, I wish I could move to the US ;_;

>I wish I could move to the US

don't we all mate