Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Stutenkerl Education Edition

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
SPD now getting ready for big coalition
Presicuck Steinmeier inviting usual suspects for anudda 4 year big coalition of doom

>news
zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2017-11/sicherheit-weihnachtsmaerkte-deutschland-terror
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171293176/Fluechtlingsrat-wehrt-sich-Helfen-Afghanen-nicht-beim-Untertauchen.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171320632/Grosse-Mehrheit-der-Deutschen-sieht-Rechtsruck-bei-der-AfD.html

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag
streamable.com/bv0n4
>fake Höckecaust memorial trolled
youtube.com/watch?v=qktW2-h3kNM
streamable.com/fhapv
streamable.com/zc5xu
streamable.com/n7iqe
streamable.com/07gka

>AfD speeches in Bundestag
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg
youtube.com/watch?v=z_8UP7H7fY8

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w [
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
youtube.com/watch?v=2--RFShkusw
youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0

>old thread

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youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM
archive.fo/M8FYV
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/rund-100-tuerken-und-araber-randalieren-in-essener-innenstadt/
wochenblick.at/studie-schockiert-jeden-tag-gibt-es-jetzt-zehn-messer-attacken/
bild.de/politik/inland/pegida/mini-merkel-galgen-54100862.bild.html
youtube.com/watch?v=kHA6VtA5fsw
welt.de/politik/ausland/article171348052/Merkel-Die-Bundesregierung-unterstuetzt-diese-Haltung-nicht.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundesrat_(German_Empire)?wprov=sfla1
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

kek

its called GRITTIBÄNZ

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>GRITTIBÄNZ
That's so far the most stupid name I read today, where you from?

fellow krauts what do you think about Baden Württemberg

Das ist ein Berliner.

RESTORE THE GERMAN EMPIRE!

2ND REICH = BEST REICH!
youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM

I call them weckmann, just looked up which idiots call them stutenkerl and came across grittibänz.
very illuminating.

Bump!

Guys do you have any advice on where to get prepaid sim cards without the fucking need to register them? I dont want to lose my user

Could someone post the (((Kahane))) merchant? I forgot to save it.

I mean, I guess it's better than Berlin.

Imagine being this guy from SPD. Kicking his own 73 year old mother out via police and pretending to care about social justice for elderly people.
Article:
archive.fo/M8FYV

SWEDEN YES
how can germans even compete?


beautiful

ofc brother

Sozis know no shame.

WER HAT UNS VERRATEN

Was once a nice state, with good education.
Then the greens killed it, and teach grade schoolers sodomism, fisting and gay analsex instead of reading and writing.

LEUTE DIE WECKMANN SAGEN

Thank you.

Well for one, we've had like 3 convictions in total with barely any jailtime for Cologne and usually when there's any reports about migrant crime the assailants are portrayed as ethnic Germans.

they just can´t stop

>bribe refugee to enrich this friendly fellow's life
>refugee gets out
>repeat

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Goooood evening my dear friends


jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/rund-100-tuerken-und-araber-randalieren-in-essener-innenstadt/

>migrants battle fugees
>both sides fed up
>causing bystander krauts to rage
>we
>simply
>profit from this

that's nice.

What do you think of Söder?

Will he be more successful influencing federal politics?

Will he manage to gain support (compared to 37% in current surveys for the CSU) in the election in 2018?

Doesn't look like he wants to drain the swamp...

The channel you idiotically shared the screencap of is known as an intentional fake-news channel.
Fucking pleb.

how is he supposed to know that as differently pigmented and therefore cognitively challenged person?
also, wasn't he illegally in posession of a firearm? court had nothing to say about that either?

>AfD will have to compete with Shrek
that's it I guess, lads.

disgust knows no bounds with these people LARPers

Do they teach you about the 2nd reich in history class?

refer to

sometimes but only very briefly
its mostly WWI - germans started WWI
>wuz horrible
>treaty of versailles
aaaand hitler here we go for a few years

Memes are the most effective way to spread ideas. Why don't Germans make memes and spread them around German social media like ee did form Brexit and and (((Drumph)))

>ww1 waz Germany's fault

Dat evil Kaiser Wilhelm
Dat evil nationalism
Dat evil Bismarck and his colonies
Dem evil germans slaughtering chinese

Yup that has been my school

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It's because they don't work well with our language

I didn't stay in contact with most of the people from my class, I still have contact with a tenth of them or so, the real friends I made in my Stufe. They are still complete raging turbolefties, one is even openly in favour of communism, they all voted Linke or Grüne while I voted AfD. Political "discussion" in our group was completely put on ice after Trump won when I said I'm fine with him instead of being a drooling "IMPEAGH BLUMPGGH" autist.
Scheiß Meinungsfaschisten.
Generally I'm trying to contain my power level as much as I can and try to avoid thinking politically around my buddies at uni. I look and act like a normie apart from being a believing Christian among Ruhrgebiet university fedoralords so I'm able to avoid the trouble.

>Will he be more successful influencing federal politics?
CDU and CSU do what they're told, doesn't matter who's at the helm.

>Will he manage to gain support (compared to 37% in current surveys for the CSU) in the election in 2018?
Depends on the Bavarians. He wont deport any niggers so there's that.

Peter Sweden is a real person though, some low energy Christcuck.

So who needs more coffee for afternoon labors?

fuck off, its not

YOU FUCKING PLEB
AND NEXT TIME KEEP YOUR ASS DRY

They dont have too if you keep it simple. You can also spread news stories of businesses being closed down to make room for refugee centers or refugees getting stupidly low punishments for dangerous crimes like rape.

afternoon

Installing Söder in the beginning of 2018 might be a bad idea for the CSU. If he fails to achieve anything regarding the "refugee" politics - which is very likely - any positive expectations will be dead until fall 2018.

Similar to how the Schulz hype crashed down.

its called weckmann!

Welp, I had some Swede tell me it's a channel known for spreading disinfo, how the fuck can such a case come to pass? The judges deserve death by feral niggers if you ask me.

And what did you mean when you said to keep the ass dry?

So, I was wondering if there is any meme I could try to produce, and since there was no DOOM injoke with Putsch-chan yet, I got the idea of making an image similar to the cover of the old DOOM fps and instead populate the characters in the cover with Putsch-chan, AfD-chan and some Towelheads getting shot instead.
Kinda like pic related...

I like the idea

Here, I quickly sketched up an Idea for the font characteristics, I might change the direction the slope on the "C" in PUTSCH faces, in order for it to resemble to DOOM lettering a little more...

evening germbros, how's life

Enriched.
>Digits, checked.
I have a rapefugee-husiing next to my old school and close to home, no chimpings yet, the police only visited the school-situated housing once.

not too shabby

> some Swede
at least second most brainwashed populace of the west
> known for spreading disinfo
typical leftist smear/propaganda wording/phrasing

that didn't cause suspicion, user?

>Bismarck and his colonies
what school did you visit? I knew that our education system is cutting history left and right, but this tops everything

Has Mama Merkel already said something about Trump's decision regarding Jerusalem?

>wochenblick.at/studie-schockiert-jeden-tag-gibt-es-jetzt-zehn-messer-attacken/
>Germany is severly enriched with knife attacks (see pic related)
>there are people who think this is bad

nope

they do. I learned about it quite well in the advanced course, partly because the teacher did publicate to that era himself. Good times

German source

>JUSTIZ-IRRSINN BEI „MINI-MERKEL-GALGEN“
>Warum ist das nicht strafbar?

bild.de/politik/inland/pegida/mini-merkel-galgen-54100862.bild.html

Schulz made one. Not sure what he means with "wir" or if he wants to split up Germany again…

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I have no idea how to draw, however, kek, it's gonna be painstakingly slow to produce a good image, and take some tries and attempts.
The reference I would use would be pic related, AfD-chan in the Background and Putsch-chan brawling aggressive sandniggers.
Welp, I didn't think too much of it, there are lots of leftist purposely creating fake news to spur the agenda to "ban" stuff.

watch your shitposting, make sure it really leaves your crack, right user?
it will if your shit is too liquid

would be intrested if they shank their own ilk or germans.

I can't draw either kek. I'm so bad I even suck at drawing stick figure

Sorry forgot the pic, aborted the posting too late...

>Then the greens killed it

Then the dumb Swabians and Badener, voting green...

youtube.com/watch?v=kHA6VtA5fsw

we're not swiss, you dink.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And they donate 5 euro to the homeless per sold gallow. That's a good deal.

>there are lots of leftist purposely creating fake news to spur the agenda
see how theit 'minds' 'work'?
it is self righteous projection:
we are the good(label) -> we are justified to do it-> so the enemy must be doing it double -> since the enemy is evil(label)-> we are countering evil -> we are the good(label)

They deserve enrichment, the most vibrant enrichment possible.

Then was he really a dick?

Is pic related worth spreading?

Statt Antifa lieber die alt Parteien

It has potential.

Why would he be a dick?

For getting into a war he had no obligation t9 be in

that's a cute pastry man

It has a long tradition in Germany

in all fairness he wanted to call it off after he saw the reply from Serbia, but the deep mainpulated the diplomatic files and started the war

kek

ausrotten-> austauschen

Nice but try saving at a higher resolution next time because I can barely read the text.

Merkel does not support greatest ally!

welt.de/politik/ausland/article171348052/Merkel-Die-Bundesregierung-unterstuetzt-diese-Haltung-nicht.html

eida schon wieder diese schas piefken

Martin was geht?

hobts ihr da keine gfs oder wos, des wird jetzt aber wirklich org

Ironic considering your flag.

Nah what he has is good.

How are the chances that Australia will sent the "refugees" back?

Also enjoy a clip of your countries native animals.

Nobody that's above 30 even knows what Antifa is

Real power lay in the Bundesrath
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundesrat_(German_Empire)?wprov=sfla1
The "emperor" could not decide much by himself. He's not even an actual emperor (but he might have forgotten that from time to time). He presided over the federal "Bund" and had the name "german emperor" -- that's in the Constitution. One reason Wilhelm I turned it down initially, who wanted to be Emperor of Germany, which is much different. The 2nd Reich was much less a monarchy than people now say it was.

Nobody above 30 will be swayed by internet memes period.

This is the no gf club headquarter

jo fix, klingt ziemlich jungfraumäßig was hier ablaüft
> wir "verbreiten memes" für die 30er+
ooooooooooida

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Yeah but they could still get the message
But not if they see something they can't even associate something with

That's like marketing a motorcycle to wheelchair bound people.