Haifuri

Attention. Captain on deck.

this series was awful

And enjoyable.

Rude

What did Girls und Panzer got right that Haifuri got wrong?

Captain on dick?

Tone.
GuP was always a light-hearted sport anime at heart, Haifuri tried to create tension, which failed because it quickly become clear clear that no one will ever be hurt or die, and the attempts at being a thriller or whatever made the lighthearted SoL elements feel out of place.
Also mindcontrol rats lmao

FAMILY BONDING

Not awful but it would be better if it did not try to be some kind of serious thing. In the end it was just cute girls doing cute stuff on boats with guns
Chief Engineer best

I want to dick her so bad.

Had a good array of characters...including lolis.

Just become a cute, tall brunette who's good at sumo.

You mean literal garbage?

Every rescue was awesome but the reason they had to make the rescues in the first place, namely the mind control rats, was retarded.

You're already literal garbage.

Torpedo best girl.

Being a sports anime.
Haifuri should have been about girls competing in Ship-Do tournaments.

Minami a best.

Best final episode.

She's not from New Zealand.

Hai Furi is a lesson how a dumb plot can ruin cute girls doing stuff

That and how not to handle a large cast.

Exactly. They should have went for the Mai-HiME route if they wanted the tension.