/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AWOO? EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Banjo/Bannon/Moore rally in AL 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump talks w/American biz owners 12/5/17
youtu.be/Qo1lZJSf9xw
>Pres Trump has lunch with Sen GOP 12/5/17
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>AG Sessions @GOFAR 12/4/17
youtu.be/xQH7chCg5Tc
>SoS T-Rex meets w/NATO Sec Stoltenberg 12/5/17
youtu.be/SRx_66NKmZE
>SoS T-Rex arrives @NATO 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex @US/EU Presser 12/5/17
youtu.be/lQDxoK2_GDI
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on US bid for 2023 World's Fair 12/5/17
youtu.be/6jeb24H2fm8
>GOP leaders speak on taxes 12/5/17
youtu.be/MgLwNJP1GLc (Senate)
youtu.be/FN_-qiQ3MkI (House)
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/5/17
youtu.be/SNEZ9ReAjRE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/5/17
youtu.be/WUZv5ebdqjA
>WH VIdeo: Pres Trump in UT 12/5/17
youtu.be/PgO-zmnqNrI
>Pres Trump speech in Salt Lake City UT 12/4/17
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>IntSec Zinke in SLC 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/mormon leaders 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump tours LDS grocery store 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump arriving in SLC 12/4/17
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>Pres Trump comments before leaving for UT 12/4/17
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>US Naval Inst Defense Forum 2017 12/4/17
youtu.be/j619JdNIu-c
>NSA HR McMaster on FoxNewsSun 12/3/17
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G...GUYS??!?!?

I love Australia!

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>the sudden influx of memeflags
Wow the intifada already started

>anyone who hates israel must be a muslim sympathizer

No but it would be greater if we could get them to nuke israel. I see you kike.

Should’ve invested in meme coin

Amazing

Awoo~

In 20'17, we took a little trip
Along with Donald Trump down the mighty Mississip'.
We took a little bacon and we took a little memes
And we caught the dang Illegals in a town in New Orleans

We fired our guns and the Beaners kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the river and we see'd the Beaners come
and there musta' been a hundred of 'em beating on their tum'
They chimped so hard and they made their tonks sing
We stood beside our police vans and didn't say a thing.

We fired our guns, and the Beaners kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

mad dog mat' said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our rifles 'till we look 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire 'til we seen their faces swell
Then we opened up our deport guns and really gave 'em... Well..

We fired our guns, and the Beaners kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well they ran through the wires, and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the ghetto where a nigger wouldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our Abram 'til the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an welfare-mater and we fought another round.
We filled her head with cannon balls and powdered her behind,
And when we touched the powder off, the taco lost her mind.

We fired our guns and the Beaners kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Pi-Pikachu!

Steinle killer indicted by a federal grand jury today. Multiple felony charges.

Jews are going to samson option on world soon. No way they'll just lose their hegemony to a meme currency on the internet.

Why would you want your greatest ally to be hurt?

Correction incoming.

awoo

Considering that Obama felt the UK was irrelevant, I can only imagine how Trump feels about them.

>emperor ending net neutrality
>emperor supping the chosen people

post your face

>Support Palestine
>Support Israel

Pick one.

You must lean one way or the other here. You are lying if you say otherwise and white people don't resort to lying

So we can be free.

Explain. I'm working nights and miss everything now.

Perfection. Thanks for this, user.

I don't care.

>We fired our Arty 'til the barrels melted down
This actually happened to the Marines in Raqqa.
thedrive.com/the-war-zone/15733/marines-burned-out-two-howitzer-barrels-during-the-raqqa-offensive

Obviously Palestine if we can only pick one.

It's pretty good user

Oy Vey Donald, thank you.

I would rather spend foreign military aid to let Israelis remove kebab than spend domestic military budget on having US guys do it instead. Skinny guys fight til they're burger.

Saint Michael Pence, patron saint of electricians.

really gets me in the Christmas sprit

Legit I don't really care either way, but whatever. I'm ok with pissing off the demonic followers of Islam. I don't have a single nanometer within my heart for their kind to dwell.

>You must
Except not really. No one has to weigh in one a feud. Personally I hope tension increases to the point where they finally go at eachother head on.

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Awoo

I was at work all day, what did I miss?

thank you for the suggestion. I'm having fun "trumpifying"

Well done

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>verb; supping
take (drink or liquid food) by sips or spoonfuls.

Romney (the little bitch he is) called Trump to complain about the ass raping he received from Bannon last night.

Trump better not pussy out. Fuck Romney, fuck Flake, fuck McCain, and fuck every other RINO coward.

Would you live here???

Why does Pakistan get so much aid? Weren't they the ones sheltering Bin Laden?

>Wow the intifada already started
mfw Trump just kicked the beesnest and put a crosshair on Jerusalem.

According to whom? (((Sources)))?

>that cuck on at the end of niges show

Pakistan gets aid basically as a bribe so that they don't turn their nukes over to terrorists or """accidentally""" lose track of a warhead.

It's "shut the fuck up" money. Sorry for the technical diplomatic jargon.

I can't tell if this board-wide shilling about muh jew Trump is a lefty/pol/ raid or do people here really support a failed mudslime state over a semi-succesful Jewish state that is hated by leftists all over the world.

Israel isn't our ally, they're just a bunch of annoying kikes who've ruined the U.S with their bullshit conflicts that they can't solve on their own

>Trump recognizes Jerusalem as capital of kikeville
> gets nothing in return

Whoa, so this is the power of Jews

I wouldn't worry about it

it can say 14k, but if you can't trade it for goods or services, its entirely worthless.

Its literally backed by the USD. Its a fake currency backed by a fake currency backed by oil.

Franken is getting backstabbed by dems

It's gonna burst soon.

people are splitting and shilling as hard as they can.

How new are you?

is this the right thread?

>Romney (the little bitch he is) called Trump to complain about the ass raping he received from Bannon last night.

where di you hear this?

I wish both would perish

>> gets nothing in return
You don't know that.

In case you didn't get it newfag, this isn't reddit you fucking homo and we've never liked jews and we never will

It’s ok, your country is Palestine 2.0

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

We support America and don’t give a shit about shalom/salam dooncoonery.
Peace in the ME means we can fuck off outta there.

It's just like the Syria strike. We're being raided by a mix of hillshills, plebbitors, TRSoyboys, Discord weenies, and actual butthurt sandniggers.

Why would Trump do anything to help Romney of all people?

How new are you? Israel is the reason we even get involved in the middle east. It should be nuked out of existence.

>intifada
so why do the jews once again have their own special word for things that happen all around the world, but it's super special when it happens to them?

Why was up with Trump slurring earlier? Dry mouth? I heard about it and though nothing of it since he always says his S's like "sh," but then I watched it and was like whoa. It sounds like his teeth are about to fall out.

youtube.com/watch?v=lmk6oC2CuT0

Nah fuck them both.

Exactly. The Palestinians just said they will seek a one-state solution now; they're going to fight the Israelis and kill even more Jews now. Trump now gets to sick back and watch the Jews and Muslims kill each other and breakneck speeds

This is the face of Justice.

>Trump better not pussy out
says increasingly nervous concern shill for the millionth time in 3 years

??? what are they talking about?

You know, I always thought the whole "left can't meme" thing was pretty cringe, but its true.

Yes.

Our government is full of cucks

Post sources, Steve.

When they came back, I was tempted to use a memeflag to hide the Belgian one. Seeing as it didn't even represent me being Flemish.
But having a meme flag brings troubles of it own. It's better this way.

Checked,
and it's because the western world is too stupid to realize that all Muslims have to be cleansed from the world.

How fucking new are you and all these reddit fags. You homos have ruined this fucking board with your kike shitposting. Sup Forums will never give a shit about kikes no matter how much you shitpost

>Step 1: move Israeli embassy to Jerusalem
>Step 2: officially recognize the state of Palestine and place Palestinian embassy in Jerusalem

sorry here
it's just a true statement though, it's embedded in truth

Because they are special people.

Will /ptg/ be back to normal tomorrow? I couldn't care less about the embassy and that seems to be all the threads are discussing right now.

not long before it blows the fuck up

This faggot looks like Lorne Michaels.

@152284384
It's an arabic word.

It's the upside down thread

Dry mouth

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Sounds like he got dry mouth again. He was fine earlier during his Cabinet meeting. There is something about that room recently that gives him cotton mouth.

Which one would you fuck harder?

It's from Kellyanne Conway's mouth.

breitbart.com/big-government/2017/12/06/donald-trump-and-mitt-romney-talk-amidst-uproar-over-steve-bannon-attacks/

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Pretty white but England has shitty weather. Also the women are ugly as fuck.

What thing did Trump do today. Quick rundown preasu

I've been sleeping off an illness, what happened?! The catalog is a goddamn disaster zone!

youtube.com/watch?v=ggiUMDccO0Y

Bang!