Since WW3 is at our door step, what is the first thing you're gonna do when the shit hits the fan?

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prolly take a shit then shit post till the flames hit my door

Witnessed trips

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Check the weather. If the wind is blowing the wrong direction, I may have to move for a couple of weeks.

start hanging niggers

cover myself in feces to prevent getting raped

If time, go rape the qt bartender I have a crush on.

you are jsut going to get rape by a worst pervert

i will wait for idiots to kill

how when Sup Forums will be gone once net neutrality is repealed

I will bring peace to this unclean world.

probably drive 7mins to to middle of my nearest city to hide in the nuclear shelter. fukken ramstein afb is 30min away from me. so when shit hits the fan, my backyard is a strategic point on anybodies warmap that murrica pissed off in the last 70 years

I don't know ask your Parents how the Serbs handled Bosnia. There is your answer

i like that

>assuming there will be a full scale nuclear exchange right away or at all
well that's no fun

either way day of the rope
from a Trump Gov. without reins or a shit ton of angry surviving preppers
Put this in your threat matrix and suck it

get drunk probably

make pancakes

wouldnt you want to know, Mr. CIA Nigger

As I live close to an AFB pray I have enough time to pour a drink, sit outside, and enjoy one last moment before I die from nuclear explosion

Finally probably maybe possibly get hired.

Try to Browse Sup Forums.

Any of you saying anything different are fucking liars and you know it.

Given where I live, die.

kill niggers. all of them

>tfw all these suicidal faggots become 1000 year old ghouls

regional bug-out generals should be prepared

This

i will try too but the internet will be done, you can count on that nows the time to print out how to stuff .. gunpowder remedies etc etc etc

Will Sup Forums continue to be ironically racist and not help any minorities?

I'd put on my uniform so when I die I can forever wear it in the after-life.

rape my sister

Of course, no shitskin will take any of my supplies

But your Indian. Why do you hate your own kind?

>caring about minorities ahead of big names who started it

Like a rat biting your leg on a Lion hunt

Have a smoke, drink some whiskey, listen to music and hang tight. If I die, I was comfortable at least.

>Bomb hits
>Wait until people start dying from radiation
>Their skin is covered in sores, hair falling out, clothes in rags
>Get out my AK
>Go for high score
>Get arrested
>Tell cops I honestly thought the people I killed were zombies/mutants.
>Any punishment I get won't matter because we'll all die in a few days anyway.

i will prepare a tasty fiskebolle and dine with you. Skol

Probably poop my pants desu.

bump 4 war and 4 trips

Great

I SHALL FAP ONE LAST TIME

I will still be in my basement

Desperately try to exchange all my bitcoins for useful items

HOO HAA

wow et habbenin

can't stop the flump

Its habbening

ill poop in your pants with you user

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WITNESSING TRIPS WITH TRIPS MEANS ITS HAPPENING

Might have a little nap. A little siesta. If I'm still alive when I wake up then future me can take care of it.

calm down god you know the rules i get a head start before you try to find me. we agreed handshake and all

If by "help" you mean "fuck some niggers up" then yeah, I’ll help.

Roll for North Korea or Iran!!!

Rolling for nuclear detonation

this

rape the MILF's in my neighborhood

Get comfy.

bend over and kiss your ass goodbye

DESU senpai I'd go see the happening threads on Sup Forums and hope that gook moot changes the background and adds happening music.

Roll for Iran

oh for fucks sake
at least be conventional

It'll probably be both user

Pray for DOTR

that would probably be Mercy killings because flesh would be falling off the bone

Chill out in my bug-out cabin and stay armed and comfy.

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Checked.
Hi CIA.

Going innawoods then innadesert with me and my 2 closest friends.

We have Caches everywhere and know what it will take to survive in the least densely populated region in the continental US.

Fuuuuuccccccckkkkk

I SHALL GO WINDSURFING AS THE TSUNAMI ROLLS IN

Put on some million block sunscreen

Furiously masturbate

Be on the frontlines.
Valhalla awaits.

Cool...point break!

Probably sit down and smoke a cigarette and listen to this before the bombs drop. youtube.com/watch?v=o6VdC8y_EZc

You can stop now

Find a way to get to antarctica

Watch all my favorite animes, play all my favorite games and listen to all my favorite albums one last time before the lights go out.

Oyasuminasai

Quit your precocious snibbling! Tremble in phear
like everyone else. You know how much money
we put into this thing? You think we're going to
let that just piss away in the breeze of time.

First thing I'm going to do is press the damned
button to make sure it goes off. What's wrong
with you? Are you frigid or something?

Fuke 'em! Fuke 'em all!

Let's get this party on the road!

>give me your battle plans

I know you guys think I'm schizo, but damn.

PvP on
>gets nugget and AR 15
what will libtards do?

Autoerotic asphyxiation is the only wqy to go

Probably sit down, smoke a cigarette and listen to this before my time comes. youtube.com/watch?v=o6VdC8y_EZc

fpbp

Best answer, if you don't lie on the first 24 hours

>You know how much money we put into this thing?

You can't buy off God, brah.

Catch the missiles with my bare hands. If it works, I will forever be known as the most badass mother fucker ever. If it fails, I get the most quick and painless death of all.

Victory, or Sovengarde.

Get comfy and probably go to sleep with the expectation of not waking up again.

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post Rare Pauls

Exactly my thoughts.

Done

I'm gonna climb in my spaceship I've been building and stocking since 2008, take 4 choice people, and cruise the upper-lower atmosphere until the dust settles. Then I'm gonna use my earthquake machine I have installed and kill all the evil archons hidden in dumbs, and repopulatee the earth with God fearing humane, humble people

Assuming my place is destroyed when they nuke San Diego I'll hunker in my place which is till my supplies run low (probably a month) then walk with my raifu and pistol through the atomized remains of my city. I'd revisit old landmark, childhood homes and favorite haunts as I slowly succumb to radiation poisoning. Once the pain gets to bad or I'm simply to tired I'll an hero probably in one of the old places I used to live in.

Killing all bosnians sounds fabulous

I hope the very first missile of the war lands directly on your head.

move to Utah them Mormons are like told to have
like 2 years of food
n gunz

Isn't destroyed*

Probably rape someone, is this even a question?

My bug out bag has tendies.

Nigger detected. Front lines for you, faggot.

oh fugg :DD

Probably arrange a giant orgy.

unplug it and start cleaning, then revaluate my life choices as to figure out why i am shitting on my air conditioning

wat? God created man to invent Nukes.
Proof: It's all real. God exists. End of proof.
You think God is some greasy old fart in
the sky or something? What part of the
Universe is spared destruction? Make way
for the new, you've probably noticed, happens
all the time, one cyle, two, three cycle, four,
hit the damned trigger, close your ears, lock
the door.

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