PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump declares Jewrusalem capital of the Jews 12/6/17
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>Pres Trump holds a Cabinet meeting 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania @Whataburger 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen speaking in TX 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen visit 1st responders in TX 12/6/17
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>VP Pence @Kemp Leadership Award Dinner 12/6/17
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>SoS T-Rex comments on Jewrusalem announcement 12/6/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser @NATO 12/6/17
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>Speaker Ryan lights up Capitol Christmas Tree 12/6/17
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>WH VIdeo: Pres Trump statement on Jewrusalem 12/6/17
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>Banjo/Bannon/Moore rally in AL 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump talks w/American biz owners 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump has lunch with Sen GOP 12/5/17
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>AG Sessions @GOFAR 12/4/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/NATO Sec Stoltenberg 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex arrives @NATO 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex @US/EU Presser 12/5/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on US bid for 2023 World's Fair 12/5/17
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I love Kellyanne.
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>Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin, 57, joked that despite being told to evacuate, she told her boyfriend “eh, I like it here. Given the choice, I say we just burn.”
JUST
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>I love Kellyanne.
We know you do pirate...
Thanks for baking, but many of us prefer younger women
Die hard arcade
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I think Aussie might be awol for the night. Might be good to find a new guy if you were waiting.
"Lock Her Up"?
Okay Drumpfies, Name ALL the """"Crimes""""" that she needs to be busted for, haha.
I'm waiting
As a Spencer supporter, I gotta say...
Do you remeber that one time Hitler acknowledged Jerusalem as the capital of Israel?
Yeah, this goes to show that Trump is literally quite similar to Jew gassing Hitler.
I used to be an "openborders4isreal" guy. But, now I see that if Israel can have borders then they can't say anything about us.
Nationalists unite!
Who stands with Spencer?
He's dying.
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What did Trump mean by "United Shesh"?
If Kennedy votes against the baker , our freedoms are gone. I know it's early, but what do you think he does?
MOORE RALLY!
Being a cunt.
>looking that awful in her 50s
Daily reminder liberalism makes you ugly inside and out
Can someone hat this?
911
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Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit Sup Forums. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.
She is 30
I am 27
She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.
What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.
>close to the solstice
>KACpirate baking
>city of the angels looks like the mouth of hell
Real spooky hours soon.
He shit on the fags and Colorado in his speech.
I actually find her more attractive now than before
That said she should still burn
And her boyfriend looks at her and thinks the fire is an appealing alternative.
if you think thats bad
Is Ken Burns' shit worth watching?
MORNING
>TIME names 'The Silence Breakers' (#MeToo) as Person of the Year
>New accuser comes out against Al Franken
>Fires attack California
>Democrats turn on Franken and urge him to resign
>Tillerson has press conference at NATO
>Trump holds Cabinet meeting
>58 Democrats voted for impeachment of Trump
>Trump Jr. meets with House intelligence panel in Russia probe
AFTERNOON
>Putin declares he will run for re-election next year
>Franken will make announcement on Thursday
>Trump gives statement on Jerusalem - Announces that he will recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital and relocating the US Embassy to Israel to Jerusalem
>Tillerson backs up Trump on Jerusalem decision
>Melania and Karen visit 1st responders in TX
>Melania and Karen speak in TX about first responders
>They buy the press lunch
>Senate approves motion to go to tax conference
>Trump calls on Saudis to lift Yemen blockade 'immediately'
>Trump gives statement on Yemen to allow food, fuel, water, and medicine to reach the Yemeni people
>Trump puts memorandum for the Secretary of State - Suspension of limitations under the Jerusalem Embassy Act
EVENING
>Trump announces intent to appoint personnel to key administration posts
>House passes concealed carry gun bill
>Paul Ryan lights up Capitol Christmas Tree
>Emergency UN Security Council meeting called after Trump's Jerusalem announcement
>Pence delivers keynote remarks at the 2017 Kemp Leadership Award Dinner
>Page 5 still
Also there is still a lot of livable places
SELF-OVENING HEEBS!
But he also questioned the baker.
When you're 35 you should have children with a 27-30 year old. That's about the best combination.
>Think about that.
Can someone explain the jewrusalem thing to me?
drop everything and move to stockton
trust me
I heard it here and worried
but no one worried when Obama stuttered thru
hol up
I have never claimed anyone else must like or love Kellyanne. I post her for myself.
In that case. Anyone available to take over?
I fell for the "women age badly after 40" - still holds true for asian ones, they look exactly like their mother with moon face and all - but the conservative ladies are pretty by nature it seems.
>be porn(((star)))
>get attack by a wild pack of roving gays
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>cali-fume-ia literally turning in Mordor
>152311794
>This pasta again
>it's a "now the person's health is important" episode
Thanks Hope!
>mfw Trump Curse concentration is so high that it's easier for universe to just burn the whole region down
Stop responding to cheap bait pasta, stupid foreigner.
Do you have to indulge it?
that is stale copy pasta, don't respond
Thank you
Trump was right to give Time the finger asking for interview and pictures
Good idea because I just got my lease application approved and moving to Stockton, California in January to start a new life in the US of A!
I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to America! Any of you lads want to meet up at the sports bar for a pint of craft next month? I'm gonna be a Yank!
In rather poetic language Ben Franklin quite nearly said "it's OK to be white".
>dump her
>focus on career
>become boss
>marry girl 10 years younger
seriously you cunt, never date older women
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Civil war shits ok
Absolutely happening
Why acknowledge it? What on god's green earth do you possibly hope to achieve? What do you gain? Do you enjoy looking stupid and having him laugh at you?
Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed Knightfall™.
Remember to tune in every Wednesday on History Channel™ to see more of your favorite show.
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>Ha ha, always awesome to meet a fan!
>Hey, user, come on over and meet my wife and my wife's son.!
Stop fucking responding to stupid pasta you retarded nigger.
I wish YouTube died.
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I hope Franken stays
Fuck them and don't resign
As far as I can tell, he got very thirsty again but didn't want to do 2 water bottle things in one month. Or he knew there wasn't water on hand so he powered throught he last 30 seconds.
Sorry, I haven't been here in a few months.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Empress
The 5 months without dierdre were rough...
it better just be a shitty bridge or dentures coming loose.
Always gives me a good chuckle just before sleep
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't make Jerusalem the capital of Israel just to protect her smile
dude its a stale ass meme. dont respond. We'll its kinda funny
It was awful.
It has been a law since 1995 but presidents kept delaying it to appease muslims. All of Israel's government buildings are there, and they say it is their capital. One day the city should be reconquered by Christianity, but the President was only recognizing current reality.
Is that a mod to make a remake of 2 with 4's engine? I know those animations way too well.
>They buy the press lunch
More specifically the go to Whataburger and only get the media bags of fries. No burgers for them!
>Suspension of limitations under the Jerusalem Embassy Act
Translation
This. I hope he tells Chuck and Nancy to stick it up their asses.
He'll cite the 6 googolplexes
>Empress
She's an Angel
>most effective newfriend detection system on /ptg/
Actually starting to appreciate this guy desu
>152312073
Nice b8 m8.
It's cancer, and he doesn't deserve do the (you)s, neither do you.
There's one fan remake done in Japan.
Israel MOVING MUSLIMS TO GREECE
ISRAEL DID 9/11
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Moving the capital to Jerusalem is over the line.
Sorry boys, this is where I get off the Trump train. It's been building up with him lately especially with him not really working on his campaign promises although the deportations are nice. Still waiting on full scale wall construction, Clinton special investigation like he said in the debate, ramifications for outsourcing jobs, no tax cuts for billionaires, etc. As of now, unless he locks up half of DC tomorrow, tickets to his rally this Friday will remain in the trash. Not even a soyboy, troll, or shill
That's why I neither respond to him or give him shit afterwards. Every thread, note the IDs.
I wonder if Melania will come to see us after the fires go out in California?
Angel vs Ape hmmm...
a year in and my dumbass nigger neighbor still hasn't figured out her car alarm
she sets it off absolutely every time she leaves
it's one thing to be stupid, but how can you be so inconsiderate?
I'd be embarrassed that I was bothering my neighbors.
there's no way that Israel will be able to invade Lebanon now
not even if they cast it as an anti-Iranian move and have Saudi Arabia's support
the entire middle east has been riled up against them
I don't want to read too much in to it, but part of me think that Trump did this deliberately...
Even if it was the onset of a stroke, strokes are effectively harmless if addressed within an hour of onset of symptoms. As president, even if he suffered a heart attack he'd be so instantly pumped full of drugs to clear his passages that he'd be peachy in a matter of minutes with no lasting damage. The true danger with heart attacks and strokes is not diagnosing them on time to prevent lasting damage from occurring.
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>implying you get to leave
Jerusalem belongs to Christians
>Putin declares he will run for re-election next year
>Russia
>Election
My sides
He doesn't bother me much but the people that reply to him do quite a fucking bit. Especially ones that pull the "I was only pretending to be retarded" card after being called out.
Yeah it’s even pretty sympathetic towards the South.
Thanks again for baking.
>the wall behind her looks like a banana
gets me every fucking time
thanks user that makes sense
Awoo
Trump=KIKE lover
already happened