/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MERRY CHRISTMAS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump declares Jewrusalem capital of the Jews 12/6/17
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>Pres Trump holds a Cabinet meeting 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania @Whataburger 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen speaking in TX 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen visit 1st responders in TX 12/6/17
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>VP Pence @Kemp Leadership Award Dinner 12/6/17
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>SoS T-Rex comments on Jewrusalem announcement 12/6/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser @NATO 12/6/17
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>UN Amb Haley talking about Jewrusalem 12/6/17
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>Speaker Ryan lights up Capitol Christmas Tree 12/6/17
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>WH VIdeo: Pres Trump statement on Jewrusalem 12/6/17
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>Banjo/Bannon/Moore rally in AL 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump talks w/American biz owners 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump has lunch with Sen GOP 12/5/17
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>AG Sessions @GOFAR 12/4/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/NATO Sec Stoltenberg 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex arrives @NATO 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex @US/EU Presser 12/5/17
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LAST THREAD

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>SMALL BUSINESS/PASS-THROUGH

“January 20, 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again. The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.”

NEED NEW BAKER!!!

Thanks for all your work, user. Real awoo hours continue!

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>last /ptg/ thread
joe finally won?

AWOOOOOO

Can pick up, but I'm a tidbit drunk.

I'VE GOT NEXT!

Also, I found a secret command for Linux that lets you hack into Roy Moore's computer!

$( echo ZmlyZWZveCBodHRwOi8vbG9saS5kYW5jZS8K | base64 -d)

Roasties on suicide watch

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Q3 GDP up 3.3% archive.is/97TVR

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Eports hit 2-1/2-year high archive.is/Ulytn

Record 6 million job openings, 6.8 million Americans looking for jobs archive.is/TQrnw

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Wages rising faster than prices bls.gov/news.release/pdf/cpi.pdf bls.gov/news.release/pdf/empsit.pdf

Consumer confidence November 129.5 17yr high archive.is/udMh9

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Economy Reaches Its Potential Output, First Time in Decadearchive.is/NEWhM

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LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME

SAY THATCH YOU WIL LOVE MEEEEE

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Yeah I'm not touching that shit

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST AWOO

Based curse. God is wiping this planet clean.

It gets worse than you could possibly imagine. If you don't enjoy memorization, bureaucracy, Professionalism™, and sucking up to dozens of people unironically named Dr. Goldbergstein, look at other STEM options before you commit to that lifestyle.

Also the debt is suicide-inducing, even at a full physician salary. I cannot overstate the danger of signing that much of your life away.

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>the florida man meme isn't re-

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It's related to

Failpresident has failed

I really want Moore to get elected already. The absolute shattering of the collective anus of the left will be absolutely insane. It will set a whole new precedent for sexual assault/harrassment against right wing figures. How will leftists react when their favorite weapon becomes nullified?

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LOL I’m sure someone will step up and take this guys place.

But just know that whether it’s 2 days from now, 2 years from now, or the death of the planet, Joe WILL win in the end. You cannot stop Joetropy.

>Obama was a bad presid-

At a certain point, these news organizations have become outwardly traitorous.

Already told you, Norge, blink using Morse code.

who?

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lol replace the top image with the Charleston Dodge.

I would perform any sexual act she asks of me

the navy needs a fucking diet

That's not very american of them.

Also to the person In the last thread I ask you to reconsider. If we are only speaking of the suburbs of the 50 largest metropolitan areas in the US which have some of the largest cities in the world not known for their Whiteness and have a super majority more or less I don’t think that is a bad thing.

MAEG

Hey boyos.

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Is Trump the smartest president in terms of raw intellect or does someone else hold that crown

for whoever asked "why was trump slurring", his dentures came loose but he tried to finish out the speech because he fuckin hates feeling old or feeling like he needs help

call me a shill if you want, but its not a huge deal or insult for a man his age to have dentures. Washington had fake teeth after all.

remember when amazon deleted all the non 5 star reviews for hillary's book

Checked.

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Are you happy now? You're part of a pattern you bigots!

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>may
Come on, Son

WE NEED MORE AWOOS AT ONCE!

I absolutely love this one.

I like how lefty cartoonists are so far up there own assholes that they think comics like this make Trump look bad

>all these posters that think the national concealed carry bill will pass
Why do people think the votes are there for this bill? Same with the Kate Act and the sanctuary city bill. As long as the Dem party line is to oppose it, it won't pass this Congress.

Go to sleep mutts

user, that's for blind, not mute.

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I can't believe anyone thought that would work.

FORGOT PIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Depends on how you define 'intellect' I guess. He's defiantly very tactically minded.

IIRC John Adams had the highest IQ of any President.

fucking manspreaders

youtu.be/Xzw2iBmRsjs

Bring Newswire back!
I need high-res Melanias and Israel madness

She'd want you to kill some Mexicans while she watched.

AWOO!

>Franken spills the dirt on all of his fellow Dem Senators at the announcement tomorrow, instead of resigning
How would you react

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Awooooo

Castle Doctrine doesn't only apply to people, user. We know what we're doing.

In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
And the sun
In my disgrace

Boiling heat
Summer stench
'Neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you
Scream again

[Chorus:]
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes

In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you anymore

[Chorus 2x]

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)

Hang my head
Drown my fear
'Til you all just disappear

I'd file to run for Senate in Washington against our now-doomed incumbent.

People wanted someone to tear up the establishment and this is what President Trump ran on, why does no one else outside the base understand this?

Reminder that Trump and his family will be gassed on DOTR

1488 > MIGA / MAGA

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Obama was the smartest because he became president despite being hindered by his low IQ.

youtube.com/watch?v=MGmQa92sQUs

JA DU????

ARE YOU HERE?!?!?!?

I'm so sick of Israel

I expect he's by far the highest energy, and hardest working.

New Awoo Hours

Dentures or he just had dry mouth.
Thunderous applause.

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they really ran out of fucking ideas

Wonder why Trump hasn't been tweeting much this week. Lawyers finally tell him to cool it?

Absolutely goyish.

How's progress on the wall coming, /ptg/? Any more pics of disjointed prototypes out in the desert so I can be satisfied for another year?

>Hi Tucc
Ha!

why do you think?

Pretty obvious Harry Reid thought stealing NH and NV would seal Trump's fate. No one saw WI and MI coming. PA to a lesser extent.

I guess you can say, it's the...
"Calm before the storm".

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He doesn’t want to distract from the realest shit happening right now. Jerusalem, Moore rebounding, tax reform passing

Horsey is especially weird/ironic in that respect, because he tends to draw conservatives as hulking ubermensch and liberals as fragile beanpoles.

A guy LARPing as Horsey on pol said "ever hear of the expression, 'the meek will inherit the earth'?"

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No, doctors did. He's going to get a big black doc following him around with an epi-pen thingy

Regardless what (((they))) throw at us, /ptg/ always remains in the aftermath.