/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - INCREASINGLY NERVOUS SWAMP EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM
>Trump x Talking Heads youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump declares Jewrusalem capital of the Jews 12/6/17
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>Pres Trump holds a Cabinet meeting 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania @Whataburger 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen speaking in TX 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen visit 1st responders in TX 12/6/17
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>VP Pence @Kemp Leadership Award Dinner 12/6/17
youtu.be/SmMYXsO76V0
>SoS T-Rex comments on Jewrusalem announcement 12/6/17
youtu.be/8zjYAS8WSrA
>SoS T-Rex presser @NATO 12/6/17
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>UN Amb Haley talking about Jewrusalem 12/6/17
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>Speaker Ryan lights up Capitol Christmas Tree 12/6/17
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>WH VIdeo: Pres Trump statement on Jewrusalem 12/6/17
youtu.be/2CFWDpt19I4
>Banjo/Bannon/Moore rally in AL 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump talks w/American biz owners 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump has lunch with Sen GOP 12/5/17
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>AG Sessions @GOFAR 12/4/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/NATO Sec Stoltenberg 12/5/17
youtu.be/SRx_66NKmZE
>SoS T-Rex arrives @NATO 12/5/17
youtu.be/QSf36jWapZ0
>SoS T-Rex @US/EU Presser 12/5/17
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NO JOES ALLOWED

Wow, I can't believe anyone in their right mind would vote for such a meme candidate. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you stupid racists drumpf is going to get destroyed.

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POLAND NO!!!!

Well?

/real australian hours/

smash that Leb if you're up

Talking about making a drug deal since they are unemployed.

where's All of the Above?

D) A,B,and C

We need our own Trump

I mean really it's completely bullshit
Franken shouldn't resign
hopefully he finds his resolve overnight

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*Slowly appears from the shadows*

>Hey user. Wanna go look at the stars?

Hey, the Abos made Aus the Island it is today, desert shithole

It's 60 000 years now you fucking bigot

WTF do I care is the honest answer

Of course it's 70,000 years, goy. Never forget the 80,000 years.
>no abo merchant

We did it redddit! Israel is safe now! 14D chess!

If Franken resigns how long before they have a vote for his seat? Will it literally be Nov next year?

yeah, probably

Alabama's election was originally going to be in 2018. It's entirely up to the states, but it has to happen by the upcoming midterm or general election

I'm still confused why this alabama election is in December so who really knows

Yeah, but that's not an invention. Unless "Burn the forest and run, it'll sort itself out" is an invention.

the governor moved it up

Anyone else find it an odd coincidence that CA let that illegal go to spite Trump and now they are burning?

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Oy vey. Shut it down

Sorry, never forgot the 6 gorillion years the Abos had and never built anything with.

so ben is saying bad things about the shit skins? that's nice of him

In that case isn't it better for us if Franken stays? If he goes they'll just install some milquetoast non controversial Democrat who'll just vote against all of Trump's agenda anyway, and by next election the Franken scandal will be forgotten about. Whereas if he finishes off his term it'll be a huge thorn in the Dems side until he's gone

No you imbecile

Is this true? Because it made me hard

What are you some hippie cunt?

>physical contact with a sandnigger
what do you do with her now? throw her in one of those incinerators you use for diseased cattle?

That Loomer is literally nightmare-tier.

are any of these girls into fisting?

I'm in America's Australia-Themed state, that still counts right

Nobody cares, the only reason its being pushed is because they want to tilt Alabama.

Third row looks like Steven Seagal.

haha little ben trying to draw nonexistent distinctions between shalom and salam sandniggers
cute

Wasn't Clive supposed to be our Trump?

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What type of trick is this?

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>I'm still confused why this alabama election is in December
It's smart to do it now. The weather will be cold and people are focused on Christmas shopping so turnout will be low. Low turnout is bad for dems because their voters are lazy.

And now for comparison.

The AI works desu.

Franken's term does until 2020

would be great if we could force a special election.
Al only won by 312 votes in 2008

Check this out

If you donate enough to their Patreon I'm sure they would be

Gaza happening was comfy.
>bottle rockets incurring 2 ton bombs to be dropped in return

2 4 and 6 still cute, 5 looks like that chick from those sad /fit/ threads

Ben Shapiro is a horny zionist having his dream come true.

Taylor would make a cute reverse-trap

she's kinda standard for a sandnigger, don't understand the controversy

where did the aussie shitposts meme go? have we become too serious?

I want to put a baby in her even harder after seeing this.

wait
maybe even 2021

>when u gaza but she still bombin'

I thought Hanson was strewth?

Purity of essence

Are reverse-traps gay?

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she's also put on 10 or 15 pounds recently.
mostly in her thighs
my dick is diamonds

Jeanine Rhee's fatal attraction to Peter Strzok! Plays Russia Card!
Anti-Trump Sentiment SexTexting Revealed!!!

>he does what u want so I’ll support him for 14 hours

>into fat women
>muh dick
nigroid pls go

Noice

Numerous trials yielded similar results. The AI algorithm judges Tay to be perfect. Really makes you think...

I read
>my dick is almonds
at first glance.
anyway she really activates my diamonds.

fuck off, Roy Moore

It just exaggerates any hint of an imperfection.

why the fuck is trump sucking jew dick by moving to (((jewrusalem)))

Should we be worried? I mean, he is an old man after all...

>Lauren's sister looks better with and without make-up while she wears make-up
Embarrassing.

Maybe latently

HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER??

Forgot pic

I'm really hoping a story comes out soon about his teeth
being a failing bridge or new dentures or something.
certainly worrisome if it's something else

I made this one too :)

The algorithm does not view everyone quite so favorably.

youtube.com/watch?v=lmk6oC2CuT0

I need to find that guide on filtering out /ptg/ threads.

>talks about people in good or bad terms
Who wants to play how to spot a communist

>old man dentures slips while he speaks
>libtards think he is now as mentall retarded as they are

Numbers like that can't lie

>The algorithm does not view everyone quite so favorably.
Ain't that the truth

Are you sure you want to have someone wearing dentures as your president, though?

Trump can improve his approval rating in California by doing this

>not knowing how to filter

Maybe you need a guide on how to lurk before posting

Good job, good effort

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That sounds like a problem with his teeth.

And makeup just hides all but a hint of imperfection. Running a man without makeup produces an almost unchanged picture, it's not working arbitrarily.

Note - algorithm is unable to accurately judge chonga-tier clown makeup or humanoid infiltration disguises.

Definitely dentures. My father had them too and sounded the same if they came loose or had them out.

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What - like Washington?

that's what I thought. Statins can sometimes cause numbness in the mouth. Could just be a side effect of cholesterol meds.

>M-muh dentures
>Literally had the same issue after the Asian trip which he clearly needed water
Some of you are really retarded.

I'd rather have the young Donald as President, teeth intact, but it is what it is