I'm surprised that this topic never gets talked about here. This is one of the most bizarre cases of murder I've ever seen, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that it was politically motivated. The question is who killed him and why.
I know The Richest is kind of a clickbait site, but I was looking for a good summary of the case and they actually do a pretty good job.
Why this is a weird case: >Nobody to this day knows who this guy was >Had a secret pocket on his clothing with a code in it >Nobody to this day has been able to break the code >The code has connections to ancient Persian poetry (A book called "Rubaiyat") >People close to this case kept dying >Had a few very rare genetic traits present in only about 2% of the population >Unusual clothing >3 years before the Somerton man was found dead a man from Singapore was found dead in Sydney with an open copy of the Rubaiyat on his chest
Is this the guy with the suitcase who was in possession of a written language no one could identify?
William Johnson
This isn't "spooky ghosts and demons" stuff. The man has been suspected to have been a spy for another country but nobody is quite sure which one.
Just because it's a conspiracy theory doesn't mean that it's paranormal.
Michael Kelly
Yes
>About a month and a half after the Somerton Man’s body was found, a brown suitcase was found by the staff of the Adelaide railway station in the cloakroom. On its own, that doesn’t seem very special, but the label of the suitcase had been removed, you know, kind of like all the tags on the dead dude’s clothing. And it was checked in at 11:00 am on the day before he died, which is an interesting coincidence. But again, nothing super out of the ordinary. It contained a bunch of clothes and a few odds and ends, like a screwdriver, scissors, and a stencilling brush.
>Oh, and it had a brand of thread in it that wasn’t available in Australia and just so happened to be the exact same thread that was used to repair the pockets of the dead guy’s pants pockets.
Gavin Sullivan
It was solved long ago. >local whore / Russian agent >entraps and fucks various men >ASIO in their usual buttfuck stupid clumsy amateurish way try to entrap her >Failure, complete failure, and agent killed and left on beach The code has been broken and it is basically a classical "book code" with the twist being it uses a nonexistent edition of the book, so in fact rather than a real "book code" it's typical Russian one-use pad code but with a book code disguise.
Jace Davis
I've heard that some people think this guy was a time traveler.
Jaxon Evans
The reason this remains such a "mystery" is the number of worthless communist scum sympathisers in Woomera, DSDO and other super sensitive locations at the time aide and abetted by (of course) Russian agents in the intelligence services.
Matthew Barnes
Where did you hear this? I heard that the case was still open. Not saying you're lying, just curious where you got the info from.
Daniel Perez
Yeah, I thought the case was still unsolved. The guy is an Aussie though, maybe he knows something we don't.
Dominic Myers
Yeah, some people think that because of his weird genetic traits and unusual clothing for the time period that he's from the future.
Zachary Hill
>Time traveler >Connection to Iran
He was a time traveling Jihadist
Joshua Sullivan
It makes sense. Some Muslim countries are rich as fuck. They will probably be the first to get their hands on time travel. Then they can send people into the past for "Retro Jihad".
Joshua Scott
>He had a spleen 3 times larger than the average human
Wtf? Was this guy a government experiment gone wrong or something?
Noah Perry
why didnt you archive???
Austin Miller
He was a big guy.
Cooper Gonzalez
Checked
Time traveler confirmed
Carson Hernandez
I've known about this case for a while. Very fascinating. I don't think it will ever be solved though unfortunately.
Christopher Carter
Or, he was a time traveler sent back in time to stop Jihadists. The plot thickens.
Andrew Jenkins
I think he was just a Russian spy. Not really sure how he died or why. The thing with his organs being all messed up is a little strange though.
Daniel Stewart
Wrong, he was a time traveling Jihadist.
Daniel Torres
I know this whole "time traveling Jihad" is a joke. But now I'm actually thinking about how that could be possible in the future.
Nicholas Morris
>he thinks Retro Jihad is a joke
Brandon Wood
But if the Jihadis go back in time and destroy everything, won't they just destroy the possibility of the time machine being built and then cease to exist?
Nathan Cox
which ethnicities were his rare genetic traits most commonly found in?
Logan Lopez
Nah, time traveling just makes your Spleen bigger.
Aaron Murphy
>random guy wants to commit suicide by poisoning himself >puts made up code in his pocket to fuck with people when they find him dead
Xavier Turner
Yeah that bloke was my uncle Jim.
Caleb Miller
I don't know, that's a good question. What ethnicities are known for having larger than normal Spleens?
Ian Kelly
Didn't he have a stick of gum from the 1900s in his pocket or something too?
Gavin White
Nah it was my mate Bruce
Jaxson Sanchez
Fuck off shill. Everybody knows he was doing Retro Jihad.
Dominic Walker
I think he did. I was trying to remember all of the important details of the case and forgot about that one.
Ian Martin
You're both wrong, his name was Abdul Jaleel Hashim and he traveled back in time to do Jihad.
Michael Richardson
>Individuals of African-American and Ashkenazi Jewish descent tend to have a higher risk for Splenomegaly pure coincidence i'm sure.
Brody Evans
Prove it faggot
Hunter Young
4 u
Evan Cruz
Time traveling Mossad agent?
Xavier Reyes
Have you even looked at this thread? Pol has pretty much proven that it was a time traveling Jihadist. Stop trying to blame the Jews.
Jacob Gomez
Fuck off shill the jews are always behind it. Who do you think gave him the machine?
Alexander Carter
I believe this disease can also be found in a small population in the Province of Quebec, Lac St-Jean area if I am not mistaken. Lots of co-consanguinity in that region.
Connor Thomas
Saudi Arabia
Xavier Ross
iran at the time of his death was a largely secular society. sayyid qatb is largely responsible for reversing the islamic enlightenment brought on by british occupation.
he was probably MI5 or CIA or early mossad
Caleb Morales
I think it's safe to say he was thompson's lover and they were both spies.
Caleb Torres
Checked
Time traveling sand niggers BTFO!!!!!!
Joshua Cruz
Maybe the mechanics of time travel causes the enlargement of the spleen
Ryder Hall
>CIA Niggers
Everytime
Owen Nguyen
>random guy wants to commit suicide by poisoning himself
Kevin Russell
Big if true
Brayden Jones
chekt
Gabriel Wilson
...
Christopher Cruz
So not time traveling Mossad and not a time traveling Jihadist but a fucking leaf.
>A >Fucking >Leaf
Chase Morgan
>Implying it can't be a Jihadist and a leaf at the same time
Cooper Diaz
I wouldn't be surprised. Leafs are a fucking menace! You guys should have annexed Quebec back in the days so you could more easily exterminate them.
Jaxon Bell
Leaf and mossad also quite possible. Montreal is a fucking hub for the Zog machine.
Isaac Hall
>Trudeau has country build time machine because it seems like a progressive scientific thing to do >Gives it to Muslims because it's the progressive social thing to do >Retro Jihad
Makes perfect sense
Hudson Parker
I get the feeling that Trudeau likes Muslims more though.
Luis Fisher
>This is one of the most bizarre cases of murder I've ever seen >murder
Maybe
>but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that it was politically motivated. >The question is who killed him and why.
Well, here I was thinking you had it figured out.
Colton Rivera
He likes whichever group seems more oppressed.
Charles Jackson
There's a very slim chance that it was anything else besides a politically motivated murder. Everything else is pretty much a mystery.
I'm willing to listen to all possibilities though.
Levi Parker
kek
Jace Taylor
>When the acid kicks in
Liam Price
Post a thread on voat or some other, more permanent platform so we can geek out on this case. It's bizarre.
Colton Hernandez
Chances are pretty decent that he was some spook, but who knows. I really hate mysteries like this having no resolution.
Ethan Howard
RETRO JIHAD E T R O
J I H A D
Blake Cook
I don't use any other forum type social media really. You can use all the info I posted here and make a thread about it on voat or something and then post the link here before the thread gets archived. I like to see it.
Benjamin Gutierrez
inshallah
Wyatt Edwards
what if it's just a ruse, some lonely guy drinks nembutal to kill himself and fools everyone with a hidden pocket and random letters on a piece of paper
Andrew Cooper
Each detail in the case is weird by itself. But when you put them all together then the whole thing looks really weird. That's what gets me.
Owen Martinez
>he hasn't taken the Retro Jihad pill yet
Brandon Diaz
Somebody give me a quick rundown on Retro Jihad.
Wyatt Sullivan
>I'm surprised that this topic never gets talked about here.
Because /x/ and plebbit already beat it to death.
tl;dr he was a spy.
James Lee
You're obviously new. We've discussed this case a million times on /x/.
Owen Smith
A
Jonathan Ramirez
I haven't been there in a while because it got kind of boring and it seemed like nothing else new was getting discussed.
Do you have a link to one of the threads you're talking about?
Ryder Roberts
His name was Sameer al Hajeed, he could only get away with it for so long.
Ryder Hall
Fucking
Ryder Bennett
This is Sup Forums not /x/ faggot
Benjamin Ward
Leaf
Wyatt Cox
x is nothing but faggots pretend they can cast spells
Noah Powell
That's one of the main reasons I left. I like conspiracy theories and what not, but that place is kind of lame.
Matthew Jenkins
Don't forget the "Vampires", Tulpa-fuckers, succubus summoners, and the rest of the LARPing scum. I used to go to /x/ for the cryptozoology threads and ghostposts, but it's just a bunch of namefags jerking each other off now.