Alright Sup Forums this book was published in 1985 and has some pretty funny shit in it, care to read?

Alright Sup Forums this book was published in 1985 and has some pretty funny shit in it, care to read?

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Fuck it, why not.

I'm sure we know where to begin ;)

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Fucking saved.

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my fav so far

Keep posting them.

I'm interested

Lmao

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Bump.

But how do they take a census in Israel?

someone needs to burn this disgusting book

best can't be topped

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Do a nose count?

Nice.

these are genuinely funny

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oy vey!

So true. Arabs DO stink!

That's cute.

#DickDestroyerDecember

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I don't get it, what's "to beat your fish"?

dammit Spain what's not to get

This one is longer but it got a laugh out of me

Kek

DON'T get it. Do some chink jokes.

SPIC ALERT

I think the joke is that eating shit is a normal occurrence for Jews.

CHINK ALERT

Such a common occurrence, it's not funny.

>I walked down to the store and bought milk

ba-dap-ping!

what is fish in that context and why do you die if you beat it

oh, fuck, I read it again... It's the fish that dies...

I'm such a fucking idiot...

oi bruvs i hope me tv license is good'nuff for this thread

fucking hell i'm glad we have this thread
love good ol' dad jokes like these

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more nigger jokes pls :3

What are you bruvs listening to tonight

can we get more arab/muslim stuff

LOL

Was expecting cringe but these are fucking good.

lol

This a good one 2

ayyy i remember hearing that one years ago
keep em coming user

all good mate i didn't get the Hitler eating shit joke at first

MOAR

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lol

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Keep going

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fucking kek

sheeeeeit

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only good one so far.

Funny as fuck tbqhwy

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also a good one

Kek

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ohohohohohoho

However about chapter 8?

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holy shit

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fuck

What's on page 911?

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Fucking saved!

i'm out gnight boys

OP delivered.

Good stuff man

i don't get the first one

It's implying you people are stupid. Not a fan of these really forced jokes. I don't get the sports stadium one.

The Puerto Rican one is pretty funny

/ourbook/

good thread
but should have been on /bant/

Ha!

no, it's because jews like to make up shit and exaggerate their importance

Q: How many Pollacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3,
'cos they're so goddamn stupid

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One stands on a chair holding the bulb, the other 3 turn the chair.

Why do the Italian guidos where gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving

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no wait, you told it wrong

How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?

Turn it upside down

You're forgetting two more, one to fill out a risk assessment form before anyone even gets on a ladder and one more to monitor the health and safety practices of the other 3. Oh and probably another to apply for a light bulb handling license.

underrated

The stadium one implies the cheerleaders are goats or some other grass eating animal

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That's what I thought I assumed a cow implying that polish women are all fat. (Despite 8/10 poles here being qt as fuck)

old style are classic

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No bully Polant ;-;

hmm, this is ok

Good thread.

I grew up in late 70s / early 80s surrounded by tasteless joke books. The bookstores all had humor sections and they were full of these, and everyone thought they were funny; and if you were the brunt of the joke even then you probably thought it was funny, and if not then that was tough. And this was in California.

moooooore

lel

it's ricorn continentar

jesus, you had one job