Millenials: an entire generation of weaponized idiots
no real education absolutely no life experience think life is a checklist you fill out materialistic, own nothing but debt think having bad habits makes you "mature" think having recreational sex makes you "desirable" Think that they will be "young" forever, then when they are not they blow up like balloons and start amputating. all this and they believe they are here to teach us all about life and explain things to us as if we were as dumb as they are.
Millenials- the most toxic product ever produced by corporations
Jack Sanchez
Hey, listen up *outsources jobs* when I was your age *guts manufacturing sector* We had to pull ourselves up *impovrishes nation* By our bootstraps *imports third worlders* Look our boss in the eye *require college degree for entry level position* Shake his hand *Increases national debt through social security* And work our asses off *decreases wages* You kids today have it so easy *hyperinflates property values* With all of your fancy iPhones *Implements suicide nets at slave factories* And internet technology *Implements orwellian police state* You need to learn the value of hard work *Pays college tuition with part time job at McDonalds* And earning what you want *makes penises illeigal* instead of demanding it for free *squanders inheritance* Learn to appriciate the value of money *erodes purchasing power of the dollar* Instead of wasting it so flagrantly *sends hundreds of billions of dollars to third world nations per year* Pay your own way *comps $100k in sushi* And stop being so damned degenerate *Acid flashbacks to woodstock* Get a wife and raise a family *implements no fault divorce* We aren't going to be able to support you forever *cashes retirement check* So you need to take responsability for the future *sells land to foreign nations* You have to get right with god *donates childrens trust fund to televangelist* And stop being such a weakling *poisons water supply* So man the fuck up and give me some grandchildren *donates daughter to remote african tribes* Or this Great nation is doomed *Votes for communism* *shits self* *downs 37 perscriptions* *audible pacemaker sounds* *outlives children* *gets raped to death by muslim nurses* *wills life savings to clinton foundation*
Elijah Williams
Thanks for raising a shit generation, boomers
Nicholas Brown
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Jose Taylor
How are you any better than millennials though? I also wonder this when Sup Forums condemns "men these days", young men, modern men, whatever you want to call it. Sure, you can sit in your comfy virtual ivory tower and act as though you are superior, but are you?
Julian Gray
>That gif Fucking hell my eyes Get a webm you asshole
Nolan Collins
Lol get over urself dad t. Gen zyklon
David Gomez
preach
Angel Mitchell
>hur dur all non millennials are boomers fuck off retard.
Andrew Bell
see
Liam Thomas
Saved. Kek
Eli Rodriguez
Bewildered but-hurt boomers in this thread [ ITT ]
Luis Jackson
>Millenials i ran into fair few, who for some fkn reason spoke about fkn. and 90% of the time they went if chick licks between your hole and balls it is man g-spot. and than even further about squirting. and we know it is just pissing ffs. millenails will be amongst last generations unless absolute monarchy with bitchslap attitude comes along.
William Nguyen
Yes. I am superior.
I am the master of my life. I decide what, when, how, where, and why.
I have a technical skilled degree....gainfully employed...mininal bills and compared to others....very little debt.
You have no idea who lurks here...nor who posts here.
The loudest thought is not always the majority. The silent majority on Sup Forums influences the ENTIRE WORLD.
David Jones
you write like an autistic boomer on fagbook
Asher Fisher
Her dur he makes valid points so let's criticise his formatting!!!
Wow you really got me.
Best way to kill myself?
Zachary Nguyen
Nice i got trips
Nathan Richardson
Yeah okay Who do you think created these corporations, this generation of "idiots"? Boomers. Besides life is basically a checklist to fill out Get married Get a job Etc etc.
Ryder Sanders
this is gold
Jacob Richardson
Oh vey shut it down.
Parker Johnson
REKT
Ryan Taylor
>Yes. I am superior >You have no idea who lurks here...nor who posts here You just contradicted yourself. Whatever you need to post on here to feel superior to an abstract "men these days" strawmen, go ahead. You obviously need that to sleep at night.
Brayden Garcia
>be boomer >raise 'worst generation' >berate >then expect >get mad again You wanted stupid, you got stupid.
Andrew King
Copied.
Lucas Williams
tying a noose to a bridge then jumping is 100% guaranteed to snap your neck if the fall is long enough, i think 19 feet
Jeremiah Smith
>Dumb down and corrupt education so nobody calls you racist >Gut moral foundations so nobody calls you sexist >Build massive global corporations to condense all wealth to only a select few elite because it gets you a nice bonus. >Massively inflate housing because it makes your 5 houses worth more. >Actively oppose the group of Millennials that want to correct all of your horrible decisions. >Blame Millennials for behaving like degenerate and uneducated retards Fuck off and die grandpa, your grandkids need to get things done now.
Saged because bait, but I just wanted to get that off my chest.