longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class airlines
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class whiskey and sake
> world class robotics
> world class automobiles
> world class motorcycles
> word class gaming entertainment
> world class night life
> world class women
> world class wives
> third largest economy in the world
> no illegal immigrants
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> free to own firearms
> no mass shootings
> legally own Sup Forums
> invented crypto currency

Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?

>>free to own firearms
>>Japan

What are you smoking?

but total suckers for FDR's trap.

Japan has the best porn except for the blur. (((American))) porn sucks. We used to have decent porn, then it got (((sick)))

I exposed myself to nuclear radiation after starting a fight I could never win.

Working in Japan fucking sucks. Great place to visit but unless I'm rich I wouldn't want to live there.

Isn't your suicide rate insane?

オーぷはふぁつぐです。

not too bad

don't make this same thread literally everyday you fucking patriotic loser

>so busy working that we don't even have time to commit suicide

why are we this pathetic?

it's really fucking hell to live in this literal sewage country

Why is Sri Lanka so high?

Please redpill me on the phenomena of higher smoking rates yet lower (lung) cancer rates in Japan.
Is it the fish? Is it the tobaccy?

we nips are definitely the damnest of all, no doubt

Wtf bolivia?

when they run out of drugs they just jump from bridges for a last kick

Greatest ally and eternal friend.

Don't people literally live in internet cafes because they can't afford rent there

Cancer feeds off sugar

consume more sugar, get more cancer

protip if you get cancer switch to a keto diet, it starves the cancer out

Smoking rates only means 'percentage of people smoking', right?

I think it's more smoking at a low frequency in their daily life that decreases their chances of death.

It could be fish, it could be the air,
What I think is that they just don't excessively get addicted to smoking to relieve their stress, that's why they don't have as much lung cancer.

There is plenty of 'cool smokers' in Japan, though I suspect they do it mostly out of 'trying to look cool' instead of relieving their stress from excessive workload everyday, even though statistically, they do overwork much more than Americans. It's a hypocritical statistic, but still makes sense if you think about the general behavioural of Japanese people. "Work hard, don't do anything bad and keep your head down."

Or

this
wow, that's pretty awesome. we found a way to beat cancer then.

I heard from the sri lankan in the syria thread that it's because of local tamil militants killing themselves after they lost the war to gain independence

czeched
Seconded, all Hail the Emperor

fuck off pole proxy

I'd rather live among Japanese than retarded niggers, spics, kikes, and mixtures of those here in burgerland

All of the above are true, unquestionably.

You neglected to mention irradiated...

Should be higher

Japanese scotch is surprisingly good.

There's going to be a banzai charge at dawn pass it along the line.

Hell yeah, The sake makers spend more time in school than doctors and, all they do is babysit rice. Now that's priorities.

Is it as good as British champaign?

...

I lived in Sheffield for 2 years and never heard of such a thing.