Sensei is my waifu!

From her archetype showed so far, I'm pretty sure she is a pure maiden and never had a boyfriend. Right?

Actually we used to date but realized fucking is more fun when no titles are attached to the situation.

She can't use her shiny rod/magic anymore precisely because she lost her purity. Used goods slut.

I'm a girl btw

Fuck, LWA has a megane cake too?

Damn it, I'd been trying to avoid it but now I'm fucked.

The dude in the end credits who looks like Shinji from fate is supposed to be linked to her in some way.

She's not just cake. She's LESBIAN cake.

This Remember, wizardry only comes to you with aging virginity.

Her body has been so violently devastated by The Dick that she can barely cast magic, never mind that no one recognizes her as shiny chariot anymore.

I want Ursula sensei to do sweet tender caring love to Akko!

This is witchcraft though. Wizardry is the study and manipulation of the arcane, while witchcraft is an occult dedication to fey, eldritch, or downright demonic entities. You don't keep your body pure. You whore your soul out.

Shiny Chariot's magic is the definition of pure magic, which is why a dork like Akko can use it, and why no longer being able to use it implies Shiny Chariot is a dried up cum rag.

She probably fucked a ton of men when she was Shiny Chariot

By definition it's not even her magic. It's the fucking rod's.
Why would someone make a rod that you couldn't use unless you were a virgin?

I would and if a waifu couldn't use the shiny arc I'd tie her up in public square and stone her.

Exactly. The "shiny" part was from her skill at spit-shining the shit-stained cocks of her paramours. And by 'paramours' I mean 'large black men'.

>t. Khaleed Rhajeem

I'm sure there are many wizards on Sup Forums who would make a powerful artifact only usable by pure maidens.

As with all megane girls, I want to cum on her glasses.

>supposedly shiny chariot
>can't talk to a single person without spilling the spaghetti

explain this.

Had her confidence crushed by her peers, especially after the rod stopped working for her for whatever reason.

Plot twist:Ursula/Chariot is related to Akko.

Years of serious drug abuse while in show business really messed with Ursula's brain.

She knows how to please the crowd and entertain, but in normal social situations she's an autist.

What happens to virgin women when they become christmas cake then?

They dissolve into a dozen cats and go to keep less pure cakes company.

I can speak on a stage in front of 1000s of people but am more quiet than a mouse in a group of 10 or less.

They turn into feminists.

I feel like I've seen this scene in a whole bunch of cartoons, starting with Tom and Jerry, or was it Looney Toons?

When she became shiny chariot she became her mask, she was as confident and competent as chariot, she was chariot.

But take off the mask and all the self consciousness comes back.

I'm the same way when I wear a suit for some important grown up business I'll behave smoothly but if you catch me in casual mode I'm a mess.

this. a male witch is a warlock

because she's as awkward and lame as akko
the power of shiny rod makes her into shiny chariot
also she took pole dancing classes to boost her self confidence

Good stay away faggot

She was a popstar witch, she probably got so much dickin'

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