Welcome to the Succubus Store, user

Welcome to the Succubus Store, user

What would you like to order?

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The flat chested cutie is mine.

I'll have what he's having.

A night with my waifu.

I don't need anything lewd, just sitting beside her on a couch, maybe watching a a movie while being under a blanket with some popcorn. That's all I need

All of them.

I want to go home.

I'll take a cheeseburger and a side of fries please. Do you have Coke or Pepsi?

Do you have any slightly chubby huge breasted ara ara type girls available?

im looking for sensei, have you seen her?

Here she is: exhentai.org/g/986312/95c7adc14f/

1 (one) Megumin

>Only one
Dream bigger

Two.

Well, that's a start, I guess.

I'll a Kurumu with a side of Mizore

I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE. NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA.

I WANT SEX!

>the tan ones on the right and back left

O-Oh my

I'll have two number nines.

Oh shit, look at this one. The art is fucking great.
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Same.

I'd like to trade my soul for 1 blue skinned succubus waifu, please.

I'll have you all burned on a stake
non-humans, demons and their supporters will be purged

Hi yes I'll order a royale with cheese, super sized fries and a medium coke.

and a happy meal toy if you have any of the boy ones left

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one succubus extra thic please

One succy, extra lewd please

>Do you have Coke or Pepsi?

Yes

I'd like to sign up as a teaching aid for the succubus training program please

w-what show is this?

I'll have what he's having

Succubi cake

>All these fags wanting vanilla succubutts instead of glorious blueberry or even strawberry
I'm disappointed in you guys.
Why not just get a normal girl and stick some fake horns, tails and wings on them.

>that triangle face
>the tits just have 3 in between them
KEK is this the power of japan

Thats a demon not a succubus she is into domshit

>Thats a demon not a succubus
There's a difference?
Also, if you read her profile she isn't really dominant, sure she like to take charge at first but it isn't S&M, and she melts into a classic waifu like every other MGP girl.

I'll take 1 of everything. Keep the card open, might have to have seconds.

>this thread
ok ok ok Sup Forums I'll bump konosuba to the top of my to watch list

Watch it now faggot.

Oh gosh, can I see a menu? Designing a full physiognomy a la carte isn't really my cup of tea.

One loli please, with a serving of dere on the side.

Yes, I'll take one with the biggest, hugest, most impressive talent.

Or if you have any futas I'll take all of those...

If not I'll take the Incubus(female). You know, the sharp-dressed one in the suit.

Can I tittyfuck you in reality and not in a fantasy?

Can I get Darkness but she pegs me and calls me her slut and puts her fingers in my mouth?

>10 minutes in
>main character already evilly laughing as he drags aqua with him
OH YES

I second this.

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Literally all of them. One for every day of the week and some to spare.

I want to be transformed into a loli schoolgirl with twintails, and get fucked repeatedly by 10 other lolis with huge 8 inch futa cocks.

same, except replace the other futa lolis with old men/anons

Male:gender bender, futanari, female:dick growth, slimegirl, ghost girl, glasses, stockings/pantyhose.

Those should be enough keywords to put together a pretty nice succ dream, right?

Pic related.

Have me be a Girl in the dream too

Nothing, I'd rather have drunken with Aqua and make her have a waterfall

Sause?

Soy

How many levels can they go?

Just dream sex, why they dont do the real thing is beyond me.

One pure Christian Virgin please
Also could you make it one that has never even touch a man before please

Because the only one they want to fuck is Vanir.

12
14
40

The sad part is that vanir doesnt even have a dick.

He can easily grow one.

A loli, her oppai loli sister and their ara ara thick mom.
All 3 in a yuri threesome and I get to join and be the only dick around and they are desperate for some. And I want the milf to lactate.
And the small loli must be pure and call me oniichan but the oppai loli must be a complete whore and want it really badly.
I also want to have unlimited stamina and the ability to cum infinitely in the dream.

Of like an order of season two, extra budget, skip the QUALITY, with a side of ecchi.

Do you think the Succubi can do non-sexual dreams, too?

Like, fuck, imagine if you were somewhat smart and could go to a Succubi store and say, "I want a dream that lasts for what seems like years, with just me and whatever I need to work on science." Would that work?

Or power fantasy dreams, like "I want a dream where it's the exact world we're in now, down to the letter, but I have whatever superpower I want, and it lasts for as long as I want it to." Why wouldn't someone go there if you could get these infinite dreams to extend your consciousness' lifespan by decades every dream?

They need to drain sexual energy, that's the whole point of it for them.
If you're not having a horny dream you're not releasing it so they're not getting their nourishment.

They might be able to do that with their dream magic, maybe not. But you'd need to at least give them a reason to do it .

That is basically a guaranteed trip down the road to insanity.

Seems to be a good season for succubi.

Well if you say "While also having my waifu to have sex with" with each of those ideas, they'd want to, I'd think.

You think? How come?

I would like this one that looks suspiciously like Wiz. Thank you.

Water.

I'm the designated driver

one Karen bussy pls

Futanari on male, with kissing, and love.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Also for the thickest succubus out of all of you to sit on my face

Shit. Can she actually be spotted in the episode?

Not that user but i would say thats a good way overflow your brain's memory. the human brain can only store 2.5 petabytes. I dont think anyone has ever reached the limit ao im not sure if your brain would just start dropping shit or lock everything new out.

Because man, when you start warping reality with shit like that every time you wake up you are going to become more and more detached. Probably exponentially with every experience.

I mean, I am not a neuroscientist, but I know just having a fucked up dream (good or bad) can set me off for an entire day and sometimes two. Living in a perceived period of time away from reality for years or a decade would fuck your mind sideways.

>Also for the thickest succubus out of all of you to sit on my face
But how are you supposed to eat?

The food is for the succubus.

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I want a curvy athletic girl who trys on various lingere for me and models them until i choose one to fuck her in.

I like wasting money.

And your time.

Scat is a terrible fetish, user.

I'll have... a genderswap cocktail first, then a futa footlong. Extra large.

I didn't ask to hear about your fetishes, mister.

But I'm not the one with the fetish.

>orders all that shit to feed the succubus
>proceeds to have her sit on his face

rekt

Is Aqua here?

Do you have someone that is certified to do plumping repairs?

>Pay all the money for the food
>As I wait for the food have the succubus sit on my face
>When the food is ready, THEN eat it with the succubus

I never said anything about scat, man.

Sure like to infer literal shit, don't'cha?

>I don't need anything lewd
>just sitting beside her on a couch, maybe watching a a movie while being under a blanket with some popcorn

That Haku on the right and her fat ass on my face.

>tfw you hold her hand under the blanket

a number 9 large

How it took this long for there to be an actual response is beyond me and its still fairly vanilla

pick one

i want to bang the women in my party.

me in the [2][8]