Why are Reifags so threatened by Asuka's existence?

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low-test fags can't handle personality they just want a boring fuckhole that never says no because they're beta males

>Why are Reifags so threatened by perfection?

Childhood is arguing about Asuka and Rei, adulthood is realizing Misato makes more sense.

I prefer Asuka but Asukafags are the ones starting shit a good majority of the time.

I started posting here in 2008, and Asukafags didn't used to be this autistic or shitposty. At this point, mods need to start banning you. It's the only way you'll take this garbage back to /trash/.

Childhood is arguing about Asuka and Rei, adulthood is realizing Misato is the only option.

For the same reason Ccucks fear Kallen

I prefer Asuka because she's relatable and she's really cute.

Due to her age, I probably wouldn't waifu Asuka... probably a daughterfu whom I could raise.

Because she's superior

Misato is the best girl, bar none.
Hell, I'd say Ritz is ahead of blue and red too.

I'd really love to see what a 20 year old Asuka would look like.

Did you not see 3.0?

>nobody likes Ritsuko

wtf am I the only one?

I genuinely feel sorry for toiletfu fags. Their brains are so underdeveloped that they can't even process the superiority of Asuka. Such a sorrowful existence.

I don't know, honestly.
I mean I'm a Kaworufag and even I can see Asuka is best girl.

Smaller animals tend to feel threatened by larger ones.

Gendo likes her enough to cum inside I guess.

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Yes I did, she's still biologically 14 because curse of the EVA.

>posting that fake Asuka

Same reason CC-fags are hostile at Kallen-fags.

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FUCK

What the hell is this faggot shit? Some rebuild? Someone redpill me

Never saw Code Geass, who won the Lelouchbowl between them?

You just posted the same Asuka, retard

Are you new? One is Shikinami and the one I posted is Soryu.

They're both Shikinami, you absolute retard.

Real adulthood is realizing Shinji is best girl and wanting to ram your Lance of Longinus into his little boipussi

Who let Kaworu near a computer

Neither. He died. Unless you were in denial about the ending, in which case CC "won" and he became a cart driver. Now with the new season on the way, unexpectedly, it's anyone's game again.

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Prove it.

The UCC coffee campaign with characters drawn by Hidenori was to promote Rebuild 2.0

Does Kaworu help Shinji wash his body?

Yeah, but both of them said "no homo" a hundred times so it is not gay

>tfw no bro to platonically wash your cock

Reifags are jealous of every Eva character

> because curse of the EVA
What the hell is the curse of the Eva? Is it yet another LOLMETA joke about not being able to change their designs due to fanbase's obsession with characters and merch sales? Does it even have any in-plot significance?

The curse of Eva has existed since NGE

>Is it yet another LOLMETA joke
yes, its about fans not growing up and leaving this shit for teenager behind

>Does it even have any in-plot significance?
only that shinji is still an immature emotionally unstable faggot

>yes, its about fans not growing up and leaving this shit for teenager behind
if you think of eva as immature bullshit for teenagers that should be left behind, why are you even interested in it?

The truth and nothing but the truth

that guy may be fit and tall but jesus his face looks so retarded

Asuka might be my waifu, but giant naked Rei is my fetish.

Mayafags (all two of them) unite!

Why are red haired action girl always the best, Gosh

This is the best question ever, cause in CG case I get that Lelouch is handsome, and dominant and I can get why fags wants to see their girls win the Lulubowl, but in Eva ? Shinji is like the lowest shit that ever was.

Aisha > Asuka
Lina > Rei

The girls in Eva already have love interests

I'd rather be a beta than a cuck because Asuka will never have sex with you.

happy Gendo and Rei are making me uncomfortable

I'm here what's that suppossed to mean??

>Shinji is like the lowest shit that ever was.

DELET

The cutest lesbian.

literally shinji in a dress

asuka should shave too

shinji in a dress you said?

Starting with the horrid unibrow

Why is Shinji such a slut?

>[puking intensifies]
Seriously she had some soft guts. Other than that and her lesbianism she is best girl

This whole thread

Post this in the Asuka /c/ thread

anyone can puke user

>dat adult asuka
hnnnnnnnnnnnng

this

Nice try, ccuck

>implying everyone on this site isn't underage

Chronological age is what counts.

Both rei and asuka are shit and misato isn't much better

t. somebody who just finished Evangelion and EoE a few days ago.

But what did you think of Kaworu?

Misato is just "I'm going to choose the least popular option C so that I don't have to decide AND I get to claim an elite status"

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the blue triangles on her collar means it's Shikinami you absolute shitard.

Finally finished NGE and I don't really see what's appealing about Rei, she's basically a husk.

Finally finished NGE and I don't really see what's appealing about Asuka, he's basically a cunt.

better a cunt than a robot

Trump would hate Asuka.
Like Meghan kelly, she has blood coming out of her "whatever" and is a tumblr SJW feminist landwhale.

Hey slutfag, this thread is about Asuka and Rei.
Btfo with Misato, thanks.

I like short blue hair but Rei is just boring.
If she was horny, bitchy, talked too much and had red semi-rimmed glasses she would be perfect.

>know someone who acts just like asuka in real life
>they are cute as fuck but a real bitch
>only shown a nice side a couple times everytime i tell them to fuck off forever
This is pretty hellish.

If that story were true you wouldn't be here.

>Kallenfags trying to hide behind Asuka
Don't associate your low tier girl with best girl Asuka

He's the guy I relate to the most in the series

You know what must be done.

>that filename
top tier

Why are Asukafags so threatened by Rei's existence?

They aren't, they just laugh at it.

Yeah, the fact they have to resort to making shitposting threads shows alot desu.

So. Did they fug in this scene?

Unless Asuka has a futa dick, then no

Wtf I love Auska now!

Yeah

Fag.

>tfw Rei is so autistic she can't accept simple friendship
>tfw Shinji is so autistic he can't get her hints
>tfw Asuka still tries to be friends with Rei
>tfw she even chooses ramen stand so Rei can have a vegetarian meal
>tfw she still cares about Shinji and visits him at hospital
Asuka truly was the best girl

>Why are Reifags so threatened by Asuka's existence?

It's the other way around. Both in the story, and in the real world.

exactly what I thought user

>well ahead of her years

so when does her and shinji get to fuck?

Why are they drawn so creepy and ugly here?

I'm gay so naturally I prefer Kaji as husbando, Kaworu would be weird and *.pdf

However if I had to choose a waifu, Misato would defnitely be my choice. Rei and Asuka are too fucked up to be attractive. Misato is also fucked up, but she knows how to deal with her issues and still be a decent person.

Having either Rei or Asuka as a waifu would be a terrible experience imo.