How do you shave? I only do once I get about 3mm of stubble, I use on of those wilkinson 3 blade safety razors, just splash water over my face, rub the strip over my face on the razor that makes it all slippery, and then go at it. But after my face still feels stingy for a bit.
Jason Bell
>corbyn buys the sun
Jeremiah Gray
The party Corbyn. hand it over
Cooper Evans
Reminder this is what you voted for
Jaxon Moore
I shave every 3/4 days because I have sensitive skin. I get bad razor burn.
Dominic Diaz
Had the pleasure of meeting August Ames at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Noah Hill
Rate my DNA, friends.
Dylan Taylor
First for Asain waifus.
Adrian Turner
You have to go back
Aiden Howard
BASED Max Branning on the telly just now tbqh.
William Wood
Start packing up your yurt Genghis
Hunter Cook
>we don't feel any connection to this country any more
Why do these people always pretend they were stalwart patriots?
Julian Moore
>uneducated bigot who reads the sun Said the commie supporter to the man who voted for Brexit.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>automation engineer
So he destroys jobs?
Ayden Russell
pretty mych
Gabriel Lewis
>notablack The fuck is that username?
Even still, all the people saying that shit and reddit are LARPing 12 year olds. You can clearly tell.
Adam Hernandez
Eastenders is facking shite
what did that ugly bald ginger lizard do now?
Isaiah Watson
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Michael Smith
>poet
kek
Matthew Bennett
why does he walk like this?
Carson Anderson
good fuck off ya nonce
William Long
>1.3% Scandinavian
Time to go home Ludwig
Jaxon Howard
...
Michael Russell
like whta?
Henry Morris
Me a PhD candidate (mathematics, but I might go into Artificial Intelligence) with dual citizenship am moving to the UK because Brexit might actually turn the mess around and create new oppertunities for an information economy that doesnt have to depend on manufacturing due to customs union Tariffs
Joseph Price
The heartless bastards
Landon Turner
I think he still has some back problems from the plane crash.
Michael Anderson
>Turekey
Grayson Gutierrez
We're not leaving. Why? Because our PM is pro-EU. All those blows at Trump makes sense, she's stalled him long enough. He was a key figure in a successful Brexit. She's in it for the rich and high businesses that benefit off the EU and herself, which is to simply get richer, it's just a job at the end of the day, protecting them comes first. This is another reason why they're importing foreigners as doctors, etc. They want us to rely on them 100%.
Now we're fucked, expect us to say sorry to the EU and bend over even further for apologies, or if it happens a complete broken country to be made an example of. Remember the EU hates England, we're so hated they probably are glad that we're the ones they're gonna break.
Liam Anderson
that's better than I'd do if I had to walk slowly in front of a bunch of tv cameras on my own desu
Nathaniel Ross
>bacon
Dominic Fisher
Women can’t be funny you nonce
Nathaniel Perez
Its always just some faggot that is mad that he wont be able to get cheap Polish labour build his extension
Thomas Turner
tfw ancestor fucked a viking rape baby and condemned his descendants to live the lives of disgusting mongrels.
Wyatt Torres
>hundreds
come on now, more people turn up to see Barrow AFC
faggots
Zachary Stewart
Scammed the whole square as revenge for letting him go to jail. Yelled at his screechy family. Called his pregnant daughter a "slapper, up the duff, disgusting".
Then he headbutted a mirror and became Punished "Venom" Max, it was utter kino.
Joshua Jones
>The virgin remoaner shuffle >The chad brexit swagger
Josiah Gutierrez
>Women can’t be funny
Justin Jackson
Exactly. It's amazing that people are so naïve to think that they'd allow a silly thing like a pleb vote to stop them.
Adrian Bennett
>turkey, jordan, west bank, lebanon, gaza >and germany...
Tickled me
Evan Wilson
Thanks for the DNA t. GCHQ
Wyatt Evans
i would have bullied jeremy corbyn at school.
Parker Jones
I said be, not look
Justin Kelly
Shut up
Sebastian Reyes
Going through that list:
Turkey is a shame as the modern country was founded on secular principles, but understandable given that it's been mainly Muslim since 1453. Understandable...Understandable...Understandable...Understandable...Understandable...Understandable...
Wait, what? Germany?
Luis Flores
He looks really short here
Noah Gutierrez
>mfw I went for a job at GCHQ and it's the weirdest fucking place ever
Luis Thomas
fuck off back to ptg
Cooper Martin
someone post that picture with all the previous anti-EU votes across Europe than have been ignored/supressed
Wyatt Parker
>poet
You spelled 'worthless nog' wrong
Kevin Stewart
is bath christmas market any good?
Asher Gray
You mean a Viking raider planted his seed forcefully in your great x15 grandmother and left her to bring up the baby.
Eli Rivera
He is probably planning to move to either Canada, AZ or NZ (basically sovereign nations, which we want to emulate).
Levi Parker
I just started dating this guy, and he said a couple of ebin Sup Forums maymays. I don't know if he meant them in the same way though
I hope he doesn't post here... right?
Charles Johnson
> aspiring rapper
Ayden Nguyen
>5' 8''
John Fisher
tell me more, user
John Stewart
sodomite
Josiah Nelson
Hi bby
Jonathan Thompson
Could be a girl..?
Jordan Carter
>Canada, AZ or NZ >sovereign nations Fucking kek
Landon Lee
Might kill myself.
Tyler Turner
Like a man
Eli Reed
agreed
everything they say is cryptic as fuck
>are you spying on me right now.jpg
Owen Cox
Nah mate, I'm a full blown faggot.
Chase Sullivan
How are they not?
Evan Cox
>Could be a girl...
Zachary Clark
I've started believing this too desu, all they had to do was from day 1 say publicly they were making all the preparations for a hard Brexit but would try to come to a compromise with the EU on citizens rights and negotiate a bilateral trade agreement.
Now the EU can't hard ball them around because they've come out and said we are assuming no deal until a deal is made.
They also should have publicly pushed to begin trade negotiations with the USA (if the USA was okay with that) which would put even more pressure on the EU as the USA is such a huge and still growing market it would solidify the narrative "We are ready for no deal"
1/3 cars built in Germany are sold in the UK, that alone means the EU NEEDS a deal on manufactured goods, the only thing Britain really exports to the EU anyway.
Alexander Diaz
This is how lizards walk
Ethan Carter
Have you had a good innings?
Ryan Young
Rear glute spread or gtfo
Blake Brooks
dumb frogposter
Ryder Martin
>faggot FOY
Luke Morgan
Gonna get blazed as fuck for QT tnighj lads
Chase Jones
...
Carson Long
Imagine a beautiful south-west coastal setting on a warm summer's day...but then you're being questioned and scanned, and they're peering in every nook and cranny of your car (even looking under it with mirrors). And as they guide you around there's people looking at screens of other screens, and they bragged that they record every single radiowave transmission that comes across the water.
Basically as if the Stasi relocated to Cornwall.
>but it says they're located in-
Yeah, ignore that.
Jayden Edwards
If you've got a C A T bring it out
Alexander Harris
All 3 are basically US proxy states, ignoring that fact that sovereignty is practically extinct anyway.
Lucas Taylor
Can't wait for Sunday lads
Luis Rivera
Wow, great insight. Stick to posting Karens.
Jose Cooper
dont think i can ever be fully racist.
if blacks are inferior then why did OutKast create the greatest musical composition in the history of mankind?
if pakis are inferior then why is curry the tastiest thing in the world?
Gabriel Lewis
>the only thing Britain exports that and lad holidays.
John Nguyen
>then why did OutKast create the greatest musical composition in the history of mankind?
OutKast created Kate Bush's The Dreaming?
Jose Green
Anyone else sometimes call themselves names? Regularly, many times a day I will call myself a "fucking stupid cunt", "fucking fat cunt" or "fucking stupid fat cunt" or something like that, often I will say it under my breath not just in my head. I also often say under my breath "niggers jews you lose". I think I'm proper mental, I don't even have tourettes but sometimes I can't help my self. I also punch my self hard in the ribs and get bruising sometimes.
Ryder Hall
Yeah but unless you're from Iraq you can get a tourist visa to go anywhere with almost no notice so that won't really be a barrier
Caleb Robinson
>muh niggermusic >muh egg-zo-tick fooooods get out of this general and never darken our doors again
Dylan Jones
>is echoed amongst most my engineering and developer peers
Developer in Oxford here, I love it when these people think they talk for everyone, also I'm pretty sure Derbyshire doesn't know what a computer is.
William Thompson
...
Isaac Myers
I insult myself in the third person if I do something stupid, but I say it aloud so it doesn't seem weird for some reason. Usually calling myself a prat.
Josiah Reyes
...
Brody Edwards
>if blacks are inferior then why did OutKast create the greatest musical composition in the history of mankind?
standing on white man's shoulders. he'd be banging together sticks, in jumping up and down competitions and clicking sounds as music otherwise
>if pakis are inferior then why is curry the tastiest thing in the world?
Invented in Blightly with East India spices.
Thomas Myers
The Women's Officer in the Labour party used to be a man, and pushes for expulsion of any real women who object to this
Matthew Martinez
...
Grayson Perez
>OutKast not that good for hiphop desu
Nolan Myers
At least I'm not as mental as the people who want to chop off their dicks and give hormones to kids.
Joseph Taylor
now you're getting it
Dylan Wilson
Or a political leader who thinks they ought to be in charge of an entire party demographic based on their delusions
Adam Gray
My Y DNA is M222 which comes from Northern Ireland/West Highlands.
Some manlet Viking raider thought he'd get away with sneaking through the Sea of the Hebrides on his way to raid the cucks in the south. He should have known one doesn't simply sail through the Minch, and so his daughter got taken back to Barra to serve the BCC (Big Celtic Cock).
