Why do Eva fans suck his dick?

Why do Eva fans suck his dick?

because he looks like Akagi

With a neck that long you can only imagine his dick.

He's 14 you pedo

With animation like this its a wonder anyone likes Eva at all. It must be fallout from when they were angsty, self-loathing preteens and could relate to Shinji.

>I can tell this is bad from this one shot

14 inches? damn

That was actually good

who?

Because he's hot and I want to pound his tight boipussy.
No homo.

>He doesn't want to get pounded by Big Dick Kaworu all night long while listening to sweet sounds of his moaning and drinking his saliva
Fucking Faggot

But Kaworu is the one who will pound your tight boipossy, user.
No homo.

Don't be ashamed of being homo, user.

>not wanting to spit-roast Shinji with him

...

Who'd get the front?

He had a well defined character and massively influenced the story and Shinji, despite only appearing in literally 1 episode.

Asuka

it's the "ironic homosexuality" meme that's gotten so popular
ie:
these fags

>implying my homosexuality is ironic

>Being this triggered

What are you, gay?

We only ever had ironic homos here until unironic homos saw ebin screencaps on reddit and thought Sup Forums was the place for them.

he tops, you dumbass

one of the best examples of an important character beint introduced near the end of a series, and then he's as well defined as the rest of the cast by the time he dies

>Reddit strawman

if you go into denial mode any harder I'll be forced to assume you're closeted instead of just annoying

>tripfag
>non-Sup Forums image
Real strong argument there.

tips fedora

>if you're not a fag you're probably actually a fag
What did the subhuman mean by this?

dont feed the retard, he's just pretending

>Another Strawman

With those two posts it's now obvious you don't even know what a strawman is. Into the filter you go.

*unzips katana*
Tsk, that's a pretty hot opinion you've got there
*goes into fighting stance*
Shame if you were no longer able
*flash steps behind you*
To
*cuts out your tongue*
Express
*throws it in the trashcan behind me without looking*
It

>saying things that are wrong is not a strawman

>not wanting to fuck kaworu
Are you a homosexual?

He's the cutest character.

They don't. 90% of the shitposted are about the girls. 10% are about the boys.

>x fans
Is this a reddit thing?

Why would it be?

He has a pretty high merch/screentime ratio.

You sound like a mega fag

>tfw you will never feel Kaworu's 14 inch godcock unleashing his thick angel sperm into your boipussy and impregnating you with Ramiel babies

because he's chill as fuck. he was shinji's friend without giving him shit like Asuka or hitting him like Rei and that fifth kid. also, his fanbase doesn't fling shit like asukafags or reifags.

I'd like to smoke weed with him

I don't suck his dick.

I suck Rei's dick

Rei canonically doesn't have a dick

Ritsuko?

Rei canonically died on multiple occasions.

The truth is...

What does that have to do with anything?

perfect clones are impossible
the clones that do exist are different yet are considered rei
so a rei clone manipulated to have a dick isnt explicitly not rei given what we know about what makes constitutes rei

Actually, it isn't.

I thought you were filtering me

You really want Rei to have a dick

You don't?

I can't think of a witty response for this.

If you think so.

No, Rei a shit

Take that back you stupid nigger

Rei is Indian street pavement

clever girl

Rei>shit>India>Asuka

>El Sapo, the infamous potato smuggler, had evaded the Policia Federales for years, but was caught by border control while coming back from a chinese cartoon convention in Fort Worth, TX. Inside El Sapo's Toyota, the customs officer found a secret compartment with two sacks of highly illegal potatoes laced with PCP, as well as a partially asphinxiated redhead with no ID, and a Reddit gold card.

Liar!

Asuka only gave shinji so much shit because of the way he treated her. He was an ignorant, self-absorbed prick.

Gayworu's love for shinji was more like a love for loving, than a love for shinji, while asuka only wanted something, anything, but to be ignored by some kid who can't stop staring into space and hating his life when he has a perfectly fine personality buried under all that angst

oldfag here. Sup Forums made me gay. There is no ironic homosexuality here, friend.

are you the same bitch who posted a pic of her tits in the other thread?

Talk shit to series from 90s fag

Asuka was starved for attention and affection because of mommy issues but Shinji wasn't interested. So Shinji is the bad guy here?

Kaworu literally made me gay.

Every time I see his face my heart starts beating, my face gets hot, and my dick gets hard.

I've been told I'm a pretty fucked up person in general, but I always assumed I was straight since I only ever showed sexual interest in girls.

But once I saw him, experienced his kindness and unconditional love, I couldn't help but fall in love with him.

He gave me what no one else in my life could, and now he's dead for my sake.

Shinji please go and stay go

You can't turn gay, you were simply always gay and discovered it.

why are you so mean to shinji?

That's not what my dad said

Actually yes. Of course having problems is normal but not fighting to overcome them is basically stupid (not to say any worse). Shinji should at least tried to befriend with everybody instead of being a pseudo-depressed faggot.

shinji did make friends, asuka was just a monumental bitch and was lusting after kaji anyway

they self-insert as shinji

I love Kaworu

haha! we're all gay here
what do you mean you don't want to fucc a cute boipucci???
wow FAG much?

I'm a little girl

Karl is best girl.

I just think he and Asuka make a great couple :^)

(((you)))

Because, despite being a work of art, Eva is still an anime and thus attracts typical anime fandoms with shippers, waifufags, disgusting otakus etc. Those types of fans usually seek something different in anime, they see it as a source of sexual satisfaction, they fap to characters, ship them etc. Kaworu here is a typical sexy twink who instantly attracted tons of girls and specific type of boys with his sex appeal and mysterious persinality. Out of the whole cast of insanely realistic characters (or should I say "people") he's the most animesque and inhuman one. That of course is explained with his alien nature. In Reality, if we try to understand him like we try to understand other characters, he turns out to be the most boring one, but the "coolest" one, since despite being bland and boring he is the only cast member who's not insane and has no problems with communicating and connecting to others. Of course it gives him priority and stands him out of everyone. He's a father figure to Shinji and the whole humanity, representing a perfect guy, who still can express his love for others despite their flaws and give them advice to overcome those flaws. I think he inspired Shinji along with others to come back from Instrumentality to reality and live the life like a strong person. Much like Rei and Misato were "mothers" to Shinji, Kaji and Kaworu were "fathers" to him. But of course, that's not the primary reason Eva's retarded fandom likes him. They do it simply because he's drawn attractive.

>using 263 words to say "Im a faggot"

Good taste

They self insert as shinji.

I self insert as Kaworu

I love Shnji

Kaworu is straight and loves Asuka

Inb4 "Eva is shit mecha anime for children, it doesn't have a meaning" shitposters

Now, that's a pair I'd support.

now, this is shitposting

It's the truth desu

Sometimes I really can't understand women. All the male characters in Eva are interesting, except maybe Kensuke. They all have some hidden flaw and quality and something that makes them human. And yet the most shipped and most fapped character is one that's not portrayed as (a) human at all.

Their doujins together are fucking awesome.

Asuka's tsundere ass probably needed some of that godly cock.

>Kensuke
>not interesting
He was actually pretty important to Shinji and is portrayed as a person who can understand his friend (when Shinji decides to leave, Kensuke's and Toji's reaction is what makes him see that he's indeed understood and supported by them despite everything, they really are good friends, true bros, like Kaworu would be if he wasn't a faggy angel with muh Adam's soul) and give him a good advice.

reifags are fucking trash they should be fucking holocausted

Most wet post of the week award.

don't pair Asuka with that pathetic emo homo
she deserves better
someone like me