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Could Al Franken Be The First Jewish President?
Henry Myers
John Sullivan
Oh my god no
Chase Fisher
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>breathes in
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
Justin Gutierrez
No, not since he's stepping down for sexual assault within the week.
Levi Price
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Justin Peterson
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING LIBERALS.
Kayden King
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Ayden Long
PRESS S TO SPIT ON HIS POLITICAL CAREER
Jace Sullivan
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Zachary Wright
Trump beat him to it
Owen Davis
>implying Jews don't control every presidency
Cooper Rivera
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Noah Flores
Could Benjamin Disraeli be the first Jewish British Prime Minister?
Joshua Ramirez
He was trying to confess for years.
Why didn't we listen?
Jaxson Gray
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Elijah White
Has the courage to admit he was wrong and not be a distraction to his party, better than anything any Republican has ever done. For all their claims of having the moral high ground, Conservatives are truly spineless. Can't wait to hear the alt-right try and spin this as a win for Donald "grab them by the pussy" Trump. Sad!
Deep down, we all know that my boy Franken dindu nuffin. If pretending to grope a Playboy slut in a pic can be considered "sexual assault" requiring them to step down from office, we'd have no one left in Washington.
Chase Ortiz
Exept Trump.
Easton Brown
Woodrow Wilson looked pretty jewy to me.
Cameron White
Lincoln, both Roosevelts, LBJ Obama and possibly Wilson have already beat him to it.
Jonathan Price
I don't think Wilson was remotely Jewish. He comes from Appalachia folk. Prysbeterian ministers in the mountains going back to the revolution. Scots-Irish.
Gavin Reyes
>courage to admit he was wrong
Bait, but I expect this is basically virtue signalling - he will come clean, make a tearful public admission of his sins against feelings, and use it as a ladder to something like a presidential bid.
Jayden Carter
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Sebastian Clark
>July 5th, 2017
The best use of your time is posting old shit for (You)'s? Lol
Brandon Turner
Lmao you can't be serious... his political career is over. Only Trump can say and do whatever the fuck he wants and still have a mindless hoard of rednecks cheering for him at his next campaign rally.
That's really the best you can do, claim he did it for his own political aspirations? At least choose something plausible, like Al only did it to make the Democratic party look good and impact races in other states.
Liam King
What are you? Some kinda frankenheimer?
Charles Cook
Obama was half jewish
Hudson Martinez
>Al Franken
>Going anywhere near politics ever again
kek