Your waifu is forcing you to cum in the condom

what to do?

Why would I take the condom off?

impregnate her

Taking the condom off would be rape

That's a legit autistic question.

Sounds like she just defeated your cock, kys.

Not if she's asian.

>what condom?

poke hole

>raping your wife
What is this infidel even saying?

>people nowadays put plastic bags on their penis
This is why turning away from the church was a bad idea.

Will she be keeping it for later use? Perhaps a cum burrito?

Why would I want an 18 year investment with no return?

If she's forcing you to do anything she's not your waifu, YOU ARE THE WAIFU.

Missionary position with condom, switch to doggy and take it off while she's facing away.

It would be autistic to pull out and autistically remove the condom.

I've turned away from the church and still never put a plastic bag on my penis, had no reason to

>not doing a half eyed cripple goat
that's how you actually assert dominance though

>not buying condoms and wasting them
Found the pleb

>a legit autistic question.
Elaborate

Puncture the condom with a needle.

At least she isn't forcing you to cum in mid air.

That shit really messes you up.

Slap her and rape her in the mating press position is the only solution.

what condom

I get that reference.

Pet her.

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>implying I only cum once

If she's my waifu, better believe I'll cum more than once in a single session. What to do? Cum in the condom once and proceed to continue to fuck her and cum again inside her. No excuse now.

This

for real? that's traumatizing

>not knowing your wife's ovulation cycle
fucking niggers man

85% of men don't know their gf/wives cycles

85% of men are niggers then

>kys
fuck off newfag

Be a man

doesn't matter because my waifu is for breeding

>nor forcing your waifu to ovulate whenever you come inside
fucking whitties man

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I'd do it even she didn't force me, though. Unplanned pregnancy is bad, you savages!

ejaculate enough semen to pop the condom inside of her

>Unplanned pregnancy

Every time I fuck my waifu, I PLAN to make her pregnant.

Be glad she gave me even that much, I guess.

That would break her. Bad call.

You could also just finish in her mouth and go for the Alaskan Dragon.

Realistically speaking, how can a woman FORCE YOU to cum in the freaking condom?

Literally, how?

>Welcome to Africa

slip it off.

obviously.

Cum in the toilet instead ;_;

Cry

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Castration

Not worry about it because I preemptively put a hole it when it was still in the wrapper.

Can't do.

She's the one buying them.

Punishment

Put a needle in urethra, idiot.