#AUSPOL Better Dead Than Red Edition

G'day cunts. Its that time of day again. Hope you've all been paying attention to the goings on in the world.

Yesterdays threads:

>‘The poster boy for corporate tax dodging’: ExxonMobil has paid no tax for three years
archive.is/vGCiY

>Modern slavery to be targeted in new laws recommended by Australian parliamentary committee
abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-12-07/parliament-moves-to-stamp-out-modern-slavery-tabling-report/9234784

>Australian manufacturing poor on power
baka.com.au/business/the-economy/australian-manufacturing-poor-on-power-20171208-p4yxjl.html

>Bitcoin boom makes Australian James Gilbert a billionaire
baka.com.au/business/markets/bitcoin-boom-makes-aussie-a-billionaire-for-less-than-an-hour-20171207-p4yxit.html

>New sabotage laws for cyber attacks on Australia's critical infrastructure
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/new-sabotage-laws-for-cyber-attacks-on-australias-critical-infrastructure-20171207-h00oc2.html

>The Australian dollar hits a 6-month low
businessinsider.com.au/australia-dollar-6-month-low-2017-12

>China media warns of consequences if Australia's 'anti-Chinese propaganda' continues
sbs.com.au/news/china-media-warns-of-consequences-if-australia-s-anti-chinese-propaganda-continues

>Chinese capital controls send tremor through Australian property
reuters.com/article/us-australia-property-china/chinese-capital-controls-send-tremor-through-australian-property-idUSKBN1E136S?il=0

>Former Australian Official Receives $880,000 a Year From China, Says He’s Not a Foreign Agent
theepochtimes.com/former-australian-official-receives-880000-a-year-from-china-says-hes-not-a-foreign-agent_2381409.html

>MAGA Hats AU Version
ebay.com.au/itm/make-australia-great-again-hat-cap-aussie-straya-australian-trump-donald-red-/202035756572?epid=682086316&hash=item2f0a44fe1c:g:P2IAAOSwyttZwbBr

Other urls found in this thread:

sbs.com.au/topics/sexuality/agenda/article/2017/10/03/factcheck-will-safe-schools-be-mandatory-if-same-sex-marriage-legalised
sbs.com.au/topics/sexuality/agenda/article/2017/12/08/opinion-we-have-marriage-equality-now-we-need-lgbtqi-inclusive-sexuality
youtube.com/watch?v=29ZBTj9chiM&t=199s
ebay.com.au/itm/make-australia-great-again-hat-cap-aussie-straya-australian-trump-donald-red-/202035756572?epid=682086316&hash=item2f0a44fe1c:g:P2IAAOSwyttZwbBr
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCAD05A7F696C34B9
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>baka.com.au
Do you ever wonder how absolutely confused the cunt who runs that website must be when he looks at the logs?

stop trying to shill your ebay auction here.

Yeah. Poor cunt.
Neck yourself.

Hey cunts, I work in a bottle shop in Alice Springs, you'll never be as hard as me, ask me anything

fuck that cunt malcom and that cunt barnabey
israel dicksuckers
we're gonna be another fucking lapdog like america soon

>inb4 kosher kike tax
>inb4 cannot boycott israel for aid
>inb4 israel first in fucking law

Got a date tonight, her names Victoria, Victoria Bitter. I think i'm in love

what is the most popular booze among the abo's?

>China media warns of consequences if Australia's 'anti-Chinese propaganda' continues

>Former Australian Official Receives $880,000 a Year From China, Says He’s Not a Foreign Agent
We are a Chinese colony. Just chink my shit up

Men that abuse alcohol are weak minded degenerates

Whats for dinner lads

A twelve year old bottle of metho

So say you're a church, and your offer your venue to host weddings with external celebrants
are you allowed to turn down a gay couple that provides their own non-religious celebrant?

go give yourself an onion juice enema before hitting the gym ya fucking poof

We sell a cheap brand of chardonnay called "Pokerface" comes in a plastic bottle which means it can't be used as a weapon later. Costs $9.99

>Victoria Bitter.
Abo confirmed kek

home made ham and pea soup.
was great. im having an early one tonight.

so they don't get casks? when I worked the bottle shop before I move from the small abo infested town I grew up in they all got either fruity lexia or cask twany port

whats to stop them from buying another brand with a glass bottle?
why don't they go to aldi and get $2.50 wine instead?

All faggots get the rope

Spagbol

pretty sure there is not an aldi in alice springs

SLIPPERY SLOPE

sbs.com.au/topics/sexuality/agenda/article/2017/10/03/factcheck-will-safe-schools-be-mandatory-if-same-sex-marriage-legalised

sbs.com.au/topics/sexuality/agenda/article/2017/12/08/opinion-we-have-marriage-equality-now-we-need-lgbtqi-inclusive-sexuality

did you make the stock from scratch. did that in winter with a ham hock and smoked pork bones. was fucking the best pea and ham soup I have ever had

SELL THAT SHIT.

Fasting so nothing. Goddamn I'm looking forward to Christmas.

Gay people exist
If kids are told how to have straight sex why shouldn't they be told how to have gay sex as well?
Fuck gender theory bullshit

kids shouldnt be taught how to have sex. period.

Just tell them how their bits work and to use protection. you dont need to go into details.

the stock was water and salt. only soaked the spit peas for 12hrs instead of the full day. i used a 500gram end piece of triple smoked ham, fried in danish butter with half an onion.

took 3hrs to cook slowly on the gas stove, i set my alarm every 20mins the final 2 hours to crush the peas with a potato masher while they boiled. added my ham and onion and butter mix in the last hour.

i grinded black peppercorns onto the surface of this pale green flavor bomb and filled two hamburger rolls with deli bought Gouda. I am content.

use this dudes recipe
youtube.com/watch?v=29ZBTj9chiM&t=199s
try it next time was real good

This is exactly what it used to be, back in the 90's at least. "Here's how it works, here's how you keep it clean, these are the different types of protection".
I'm not sure i want to know what it's like nowadays

only the good shit for me tonight

>LGBTQI+-
Put them in series.

...

>tfw no qt tan blonde ozzie gf to bring me out of my shell

Slant Food.

Do they have General Tso's down under? Or is that an American diaspora thing

nah it's some seppo shit

I want porn of austrailia-chan

YES. Gimme that dirty bird

No cask wine in the NT mate

No Aldi in Alice Springs plus they are simple creatures who prefer what they know

I want a qt Australian gf :(

>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet

>ebay.com.au/itm/make-australia-great-again-hat-cap-aussie-straya-australian-trump-donald-red-/202035756572?epid=682086316&hash=item2f0a44fe1c:g:P2IAAOSwyttZwbBr
Won't that boost the ad revenue?

So, who want's to get married? ;)

and it should be the goddamn parents job, I don't want some pedo faggot teaching my kids this shit

Also, watching the debate, apparently there's laws in place, rights of parents to pull kids out of classes like this already in place

hay neets
cenno debt collector here
PAY WHAT YOU OWE

fuck off nigger

>Assuming none of us have seen this image before
>LARPing faggot detected

Are any of you actually of European stock?
>inb4 it's all from southern European nations
The more I go out the more I think i'm the last white person.

Stop terrorizing innocent NEETs, they are the monks of our age.

Ya know, at least now that ghey marrij is legal, the cuck parties can't campaign on "equality" in that department anymore

That's how I was taught in years 7-10 and that was only like 9 years ago

PAY
PAY


FOR REALZ THO BOIZ WORD ON THE INSIDE IS THAT CENNO IS GONNA START CHARGING INTEREST ON ANY AMOUNTS THAT YOU OWE

PAY

Yup

Depends on whether you consider 25% Irish huwhite. Where do you live? Western Sydney or some shithole African colony in Smellbourne?

Get fucked you faggot. She's busy fucking some wog from the western suburbs or some Asian in the north east.

Do you get to fuck Gins?

>can't campaign on "equality"
yeah they will, it'll just be the next "equality" of the endless revolution.

Scottish counts as white yeah?

you should try it out sometimes, we in the asian century now boi

yeah I am a UK mutt, English, Scottish, Irish probably some welsh. My dad has some old arse book with our family tree. Don't know about mums side I just know they are Scottish

>START CHARGING INTEREST ON ANY AMOUNTS THAT YOU OWE

That is absolutely criminal

I have a job fuckwit I pay for all the cenno cunt's to eat, I mean take drugs

Who else here comfy in bed while the rain and thunder provides cozy ambiance?

>>Australian manufacturing poor on power
Woopdeedoo, doesn't matter anyway. We don't even have a car manufacturing industry anymore.

Very comfy, but my doggo hates it.

Rain has stopped in Sydney, but it's windy and cold, gonna get comfy.

no rain down in Chinktoria were I am

>tfw fuckoff big storm passes just close enough to hail on car but never hits

they dont work for me anyway

yeah my dog spazzes out during thunderstorms too, fucking pussy

Nothing wrong with that desu. You've already bet 95%+ of the modern anglosphere.

blame the fucks who voted in le based tones and le based librulz

You guys caught the gay? My sympathies.

My doggo starts humping my leg, the faggot.

>Chinktoria
I thought Melb et al were nig areas while Sydney was chinkland. Eh fucking everywhere is chinkland these days though. Went to Canberra recently and almost everyone there was a ricenigger

I am old stock, my dads side came over on the 1st fleet. Always wonder how many abo's they killed

same

I've always had it. Still kind of hoped the No vote would win just to stick it to those smug cunts on the telly

nah plenty of chinks here they own heaps of shit. Indians too that own every 7/11 and then slave out their own country men. small nigger gangs causing havoc but they mostly target the rich people which makes me laugh

Not enough

What are your degrees and qualifications, /auspol/?

yeah we should of just killed them all. then we could of just listened to people complain we killed all the abo's instead of listen to them complain we killed abos while still having abos

>ozzie gf to bring me out of my shell

HA, your not gonna make it

Honestly starting to think Australia is fucked. Go look at something like the Life In Australia Series, our society has degenerated a fair bit along with the replacement of our European stock.
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCAD05A7F696C34B9
Watch at least one of those videos in full, pick the one of your nearest city perhaps? You will be teary eyed.

rice congee with century eggs

fucking your mother

Yeah, cunt's fucked.

Witchetty grubs and a sip from the billabong

doctorate in shitposting from Steve Irwin Institute

I fucking hate immigrants moits.

Add in German and that's nearly everyone from the country

No degrees, heavy rigid truck licence.

i fucking hate cunts with meme flags more

cute croc

Im an Australian you dopey cunt, thats the gold standard of qualifications and your just a piece of shit

they are like immigrants but online, no country to call their own so they must meme flag

Me on the right.

Real Australians are pirates.

is this hard to get? I know a cunt who does a trip from brissy to sydney once a week and gets fucking 1500 out of it. Sounds easy and comfy.