Please describe this child

Please describe this child.

smug & stinky

not a child

my wife

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I want smellfags to die

made for sex

we want to die, too

Stinky Shinobu

>child

Old and useless, and not even good for fanservice anymore.

donut loli

She acts like one

That's a designated dick softening device.

If you ever have a problem with your dick being too hard, you just stick it in, and it'll soften up after a few seconds

>disrespecting kissu-shotto acerera-orion hato-unda-bureido

Childish name as well

you're embarrassing yourself, user. just accept her into your heart as your lord and savior and move on with your life.

Best

Considering her age could you classify Shinobu as a Christmas cake?

I WANT TO SNUGGLE SHINOBU!
desu ;_;

Yellow hair and eyes. Pointy ears. Loli. Vampire. Ka ka.

This game isn't fun anymore sempai.

Ancient undead

Since she can see/feel everything Araragi can, does that mean she also feels what a dick feels like when he faps?

The most powerful Vampire in the world or something like that

A FUCK

I can too

Yes. Living with Araragi means she occasionally gets phantom dick pleasure as well as other sensations at potentially awkward/uncomfortable times throughout the day. She's a trooper who never complains about it though.

She's also a shapeshifter and could grow her own dick if she really wanted.

talking onahole

The cutest. The most beautiful. The kindest. The most interesting. The best.

Are we still talking about the same child?

Yes. Please see the entirety of the Monogatari series as evidence.

Now waiting on Dickagatari , animated by Shaft

box office bomb

>split it into 3 movies
>the "movies" are only an hour long each

Why does shit like this and the Hobbit exist? Kizu could have easily been done as a TV series or one long movie.

She meets the technical definition but doesn't match the image.

>Why does shit like this and the Hobbit exist?
jews

In Japan? Aren't they like unicorns over there?

The spirit of judaism infects boardrooms around the globe.

shaft acting like jews then

You mean Aniplex. That's a publisher decision.

She acts like a retiree. She's a goof when she can be and gets serious when she needs to.

A child does the exact same thing

You must hang around some weird fuckin children then. You also seem to be implying that relaxing when appropriate is a bad thing.

no, SHAFT. Your are probably too new to know that Shinbo originally promised this in 2010. SHAFT lives hand to mouth because Shinbo immediately blows the profits from every hit show on LSD, shrooms, and head-tilting prostitutes, leaving them perpetually trying to deliver shows with armies of freelancers they can then bounce checks to. The only chance this had of getting made at all was to do it in small enough chunks that they could work it in around the shit like Nisekoi that pays for Shinbo's drug habit.

ok

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The maximum time people can stay in a movie teather room is 180 minutes.

Less depending on the movie, for animations they can stay only 90 minutes.

Any longer than that and people will simply complain, no matter how good the film is.

Best girl among best girls.

best everything

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Voiced by Maaya Sakamoto, which makes her the best girl by far

Please stop posting pointless and redundant meme threads

>Watching Monogatari season 2
>Snail arc is actually about Shinobu
>Shinobu arc is actually about Snail
SOMEONE EXPLAIN??

Nisio likes to dick with Audience expectations. Also, you got a fuckton of Shinobu's background in Oni.

Not sure how the LN is like but you only got it in the second episode, which yes it was a lot. But the character who had real development and growth was Snail.

I'm not saying it was all Shinobu, but a significant chunk, unlike Kabuki's amount of Hachikuji. So fall back to
>Nisio likes to dick with audience expectations.

>'but the character who had real growth and development was Snail'.

Then care to explain why it's called the Shinobu arc when it is indeed about an entirely different character?

For the third time:
>Nisio likes to dick with audience expectations.

Haughty, ugly, stupid bitch. Worst girl.

Super attractive as an adult

Confusing as to why shes not.

She's super attractive all the time.

black hanekawa > *

How does Hanekawa manage to be more sexual in her ordinary clothes than when she is wearing nothing but her revealing pajamas?

Pheromones. She is a succubus in disguise.

Nuh-uh, it's a fucking cool name, like something from a Pynchon novel.

Braid Hanekawa is ugly though.

t. faggot

I love how gigantic her titties are in Kizu.

I haven't watched much of it yet (gonna read the LN first) but Kizu seems like a Good Anime, lots of big tits and blood and gore it seems.

The world would be better off without cats

Pretty sure it's said in the anime (at least) that often her temperament is commensurate with her apparent age.

She's not a "normal" child but she's definitely has a lot of the features of a child, both physical and emotional.

Shinobu's armpits!

S M O O T H

&

B/O F R E E

MY DICK

It's boring if they don't smell a little.

someone explain the stinky shinobu thing to me please

She smugly lounges around most of the day and eats donuts

Shinobu is natural good sniff material

She's also seems fastidious so I don't know if I buy that.

I'd believe that she stunk when she was hanging out with meme all day, but even then she probably reeked more of dank abandoned school than BO.

Do her vampire powers let her sweat on command?

Idol vamp a better

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>You will never your adoring little sister

This also begs the question, why is Nisio Isin such a siscon?

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Nana was truly best girl.

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Yes, though she may make Arararagin smell bad if she puts too much into it

> but even then she probably reeked more of dank abandoned school than BO
dunno bout that

She sat around in an unairconditioned school while wearing a light dress in the summer months, sweating is a given unless she's really trying to avoid it in shadows

She really goes over the top with her teasing sometimes.

>teasing
She was serious.

Yes. That's why she stops Araragi from molesting lolis so many times.

>generic tsundere sodachi palette swap
>better

legal loli

She's a shapeshifting vampire. Normal metabolic process don't apply to her. She can probably make herself smell like flowers one moment and steak the other if she feels like it.

>Suruga Monkey is a Kanbaru arc
>Nadeko Snake is also a Kanbaru arc
It happens all the time in this series.

P E R F E C T I O N

I wish more Arcs were Kanbaru arcs.

>seems like a Good Anime, lots of big tits and blood and gore it seems.
I think Elfen Lied is something for you.

So Elfen Lied 2.0 (aka Akame ga Kill) just ended. What all-edge-no-brains series for 14 year olds are we going to get next?

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I watched that as it was being fansubbed and it was great. I do kind of wonder how I'd react to it now.

Honestly, the Monogatari series flips a lot of the same switches as Elfen Lied did for me, it just does it with a much better set of characters and plots that aren't complete junk.