/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FRESHLY BAKED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Pres Trump hosts Hanukkah Reception 12/7/17
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>WH Video: Natl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/Congressional Leadership 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump signs Pearl Harbor Remembrance Proclamation 12/7/17
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>FLotUS Melania&Santa visit Children's Natl Hosp in DC 12/7/17
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>FBI Dir Wray @House Jud Hearing (full) 12/7/17
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>SoS T-Rex remarks on Jewrusalem 12/7/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/RUS FM Lavrov 12/7/17
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>SoS T-Rex statement @OSCE Plenary meeting 12/7/17
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>HudSec "Sleepy" Carson shooting pool in Detroit 12/7/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/7/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/7/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (NearEast SSA Satterfield) 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump declares Jewrusalem capital of the Jews 12/6/17
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>Pres Trump holds a Cabinet meeting 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen speaking in TX 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen visit 1st responders in TX 12/6/17
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DON'T FALL FOR THE CONCERN TROLLS
>Ginsburg got colon cancer in 1999, pancreatic cancer in 2009, and a Stent put in her heart in 2014. She's 84 and doing fine
>Dick Cheney smoked 3 packs a day for decades, and had 5 heart attacks in 1984, 1988, 2000, and 2010 with many bypasses/stents/angios/defib implants. He's has aneurysms, DV-thrombosis, Atrial fibrillation, congestive heart failure, and got a heart transplant. He's 76 now.
>Notable war criminal (Viet, Laos, Cambodia, Bangla, Iran, Iraq, Cyprus, Cuba, Chile, Argentina, Timor) Henry "it's a pity they can't both lose" Kissinger is 94 years old.
You can live a long time if you're 60% evil and 40% angery. Trump will be just fine.

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What was sadder, hot sauce or, "Pokemon Go to the polls!"?

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M A G A

What was hot sauce? I think the worst (not sure if real) was the page from her "what happened" book where she says "pedal to the metal" and wants to pull out a piece of meat.

Well its from our resident Finnshitter and friends so I'm not surprised.

Stupid inane attempts at being cute like the hot sauce is expected. The Pokemon comment was just pure cringe. It illustrated just out of touch and unfunny she was.

Who else here is tired of Drumpf? I'm a /FordBowl/ now

Any Reddit Salt from Franken resigning?

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>Judgelet Ginsberg

Black guy here with a message for you white people. We are not asking you to apologize for the sins of your ancestors. We are asking you to dismantle the system that keeps us down.

AWOO

Rob Ford is dead.

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Hot sauce was when she was on a black radio station and told them she carries hot sauce with her wherever she goes, cause niggers like hot sauce

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What sins?

Somatic disease is really not the same thing is a mental/psychiatric disorder

You can have colon cancer, pancreatic cancer, aneurysms, DV-thrombosis, Atrial fibrillation, congestive heart failure and still be sound of mind
but if you have Dementia (B-BUT IT'S CALLED ALZHEIMER'S user!!) you might as well OD on morphine before you turn into a vegetable that can't wipe it's own ass

Is that Awoo eating a slice of plain white bread by itself?

If you have enough money there's pretty much no way you can die from any natural causes besides sheer old age.

>Crooked is actually spelled Crookéd
How could Hillary's campaign even compete?

Uh oh, rabbi.

You know, I never thought about it this way but if (((they))) did want to assassinate Trump they would 'have' to make it look as natural as possible, or else risk total and complete civil unrest. They want to take Trump out but dodge the shitstorm, and if he indeed is being killed slowly and covertly they'll get both AND install someone who they can puppet again. They'll get it all plus some. The perfect crime. The perfect escape.

Now I am getting nervous

KILL NIGGER CULTURE FIRST

We need to fix this catalog

woah, this is compelling and powerful

Oh and our resident Romaniashitter.

>some republican senator or whatever resigns because he asked his aides to be surrogate mothers
>never hear about it
wha

I know this is a troll but fuck you anyway. If we said pic related (from a former slave) today, it would be considered racist.

frederickdouglass.infoset.io/islandora/object/islandora%3A2811#page/2/mode/1up

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She's watching her weight

Stop it, you're making me hungry.

literally wat?

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What is momiji eating op?

lurk newshit. that's classic /TG/ you need to learn before posting.

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...i know...i just wanted him to come back, if only for a moment.

I'm so glad the Supreme Court ruled that parodies, even for profit, are considered Fair Use even when they're obviously ripping off a copyright.

Bad Mutt! That food is for humans! Your kibble is in the bowl on the floor where it belongs!!

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This bitch needs to be on medication.

Fine. But we're not giving you jack shit. Let's see you act like a saint once we cut you off.

WHITE BREAD

Courtesy of a Finbro during the Great Meme War of 2016.
Godspeed you Finbro.

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>no one had the heart to tell her it's a plastic chew toy

One of the best Trump tweets to date:

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/939006911629869056

Been here since 2013 and this board since zim zam. Just never paid attention to hillary much, never thought she'd win. I do remember the "chilling in cedar rapids" one though.
>putting /tg/ in caps

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White genocide isn't rea....

So this is the power... of women.

I want to eat Hitler

>since 2013 and this board since zim zam

baka

Comfy as fuck.
There's a negro that lives at the end of a road connected to mine that had a Hillary sign in her yard for a year. I yelled "Donald Trump won niggers!!!" in my woods as soon as the election was called for him and surprisingly heard a lone male voice scream back "Wooooo!!"
Good times.
Now lets hope the faggots dont get their cake.

>been here since 2013

lol

The Jew cries out in pain as he congratulates you.

>The british aren't muslim enough to live in london
LOL

You're still a nazi drumpf

>Doctors, lawyers, etc...

>I am a retard: The Post

>tfw worked for that rag for an entire year back in 2013

REMOVE BEAN

You worked for Vice?

>white people must learn to integrate to their own native countries
Hmmm... makes you think.
Do Vice readers actually believe a word of this? The person who wrote it should be gassed.

Swedish media is now saying Trump "might be seriously ill" because he lost his speech during the Jerusalem announcement.

Any truth to this?

please share some stories user

I'm glad he's gloating, those three were giant pussies.

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Just checking in to let all of you know you’re still a bunch of cuckold faggots. This has nothing to do with your political affiliation. This is just based purely on the fact that you cucks shitpost about politics non stop everyday.

leftists are going to miss some of those middle-class white values
like a free society without roving rape gangs

I love how the brainlets have evolved, they're getting more fucked up and deformed. Might be my favorite type of wojak.

why did (((they))) have to ruin it? this used to be a nice place...

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TELL US STUFF

my condolences
you could have worked for cracked instead!

>you cucks shitpost about politics non stop everyday

brah it's kind of late
you should head to bed

Here are the facts:
his father had alzheimer's, a form of dementia, having relatives with dementia puts you at a higher risk
early stage dementia has among others a change in personality for the worse, negative traits of the personality get amplified, the afflicted become more irritable
people with dementia experience a breaking down of all cognitive functions like reading, speaking, writing

so if he wants people to shut up about this he should just drink the water

This is the fourth time Amy Zimmerman has written an attack article against Taylor Swift and politics.

jej he can't even pretend to be conservative any more

>Do Vice readers actually believe a word of this?

sounds like you live in the rural south. What state and what's it like?

t.NYC resident who enjoyed and is still enjoying the liberal salt up close

>Swedish media
>Any truth to this?
user..

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This is still my favorite pic from the election

Its more classic Trump misdirection imo

no the trump deranged neocon failure shills treat everything as "loathsome" even when it's right

Y-yeah

What you see in their op/ed section is pretty indicative of the absolute state of the staff. I came in at the dawn of a new era, (the entire publication being overrun with diversity hires and gender studies graduates). I got to meet a few of the older lads though. They were lefty as fuck, but were good journalists with great instincts and an ability to push the legal team to pull off miracles.

They were losing influence at the time though, and judging from Vice's recent work, it seems that transition is now complete. If you want a story; two staff writers (female) spent an entire afternoon planning how best to score Molly from one's ex-girlfriends so they would have a better chance of finding lads at a Grimes concert who would be willing to gang-bang them afterwards.

What was it like working for them?

>[breathes comfily]

Reminder that MakeApp is fiercely defensive of Tay (its learned standard for perfection) and I'm sure the AI would love to take a crack at Ms. (((Zimmerman)))

>Grimes concert
Neat

What did you do there? Are you a journalist?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Who?

>This is just based purely on the fact that you cucks shitpost about politics non stop everyday.

tell me something more fun

>leftists in charge of making sense