The absolute state of american (((police)))
Post your stories of shit cops.
>Get caught with shooting off fireworks
>Cops come
>I don't run because no big deal
>Cop proceeds to tell us that he wished we would have ran so he could chase us and smash us
>he was a manlet
Why are the police in america so aggressive and always looking for a fight.
>be me
>Be doing drugs in the park with friends at night
>16 years old, high on ecstasy
> Police cruiser drives onto the lawn, come towards us
>Busted.jpeg
>Cops look search us, they find bong
>Cops let us all go, give us back the bong
>Be me
>Be drinking on the roof of a school at night
>See kid I don't like walking by, throw bottle at him
>Someone calls police
>Police helicopter comes, shines light on roof
>Try to hide under air conditioning ducts
>Eventually surrender, cops detain ny and my friends
>Search us and find a bong
>Cops let us all go and keep the bong
>Be me, driving
>Speeding at the airport
>Cop pulls me over
>Doesn't write me a ticket, let's me go
Cops are pretty chill if you live in a rich neighborhood. I break several laws a day, nothing bad ever happens.
There's more stories I could of gone into as well, all told I've been detained 4 times, but never arrested.
Ever thought that the cop was being sarcastic?
>Why are the police in america so aggressive and always looking for a fight.
Niggers. Any questions?
The only chill cop I ever met was this really old one most likely close to retirement.
He'd always be seen around the niggerhoods just shillin smoking cigarettes.
I had a nice chat with him when I called them because of some niggers.
Every other one was either the typical 5'5" 180lb 2 points above legally retarded.
And/or fresh from the military ready to kill someone power tripping asshole.
I had one tell me that I had to be an expert in weather in order to know which way the wind was blowing.
No, and you would not have if you were there either.
He was pumped and ready to fuck someone up.
I had actually had a run in with him before because someone called them on us for destroying our own property and he was a giant cocksucker then too.
That story is pretty funny but most likely too unique to share.
I like to stay anonymous, especially on Sup Forums.
kek
that webm perfectly sums up the drag on society that niggers are.
When i was 14, my 3 friends and i went to the store just after curfew. Get out of the store and 2 cop cars pulled up lights on. We ran and split up. Thought one of my friends was busted. I double back to distract. 2 cop cars swarmed me. Threw my hands up. Big piggie tackled me and used his knee to bury my face into the cement. Get stuffed in the back of a cop car. I went to kicking the windows and yelling. Lied and said i had heart problems to try to run again. Decided not a good idea with handcuffs on. They took me to the station. Dad picked me up and got the charges dropped for not suing. The patriarchy is real ouchea
Lapd told me i had dank buds. Twice. I miss the med state
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>be a normal person
>go to work
>have a family
>do some scummy things like smoke weed or speed when I was younger
>always respectful whenever I interacted with police
>never got murdered by them
It must be a miracle
>I had actually had a run in with him before because someone called them on us for destroying our own property and he was a giant cocksucker then too.
You sound like a faggot
>you sound like a faggot
I'm not the one making sounds.
The sound you hear is your own voice in your head as you read my post.
You are a faggot and you said so yourself.
>always respectful whenever I interacted with police
And I'm not the one that sucks cop cock.
One more piece of evidence of your faggotry.
>have black friends
>they invite me to parties and we eat good food with their family
Racism is wrong. No exceptions.
This is why idiots like the ass-itcher get shot. No respect, no sympathy. Enjoy the taste of lead and the law faggot
> was shooting a film on the side of a backroad in my hometown when i was in junior highschool
> had prop guns, someone called the cops on us
> prop guns were all put away in the trunk and were almost done when s cop pulls up
> hands up, my whole crew lined up on the side of the road, hands behind their back
> second cop comes and says he would have shot us on site, so good thing his buddy got there first
> and so, at 13 years of age, so begins my undying hatred of pigs, their supporters, their families and anyone who does not activrly condem them
> only good cop is a dead one
good, i hate niggers
listen to you idiots, the cops surrounded you? let me guess for absolutely nothing right ?
OMFG enough with the minority sympathy, they will never do that for you! shoot them all point blank
i didn't ask for these feels
call it "random acts of crime" we know what it really is
Better to die on my feet than live on my knees with cock in my mouth, faggot.
>Get caught going 20 over the speed limit
>Don't give cop a shitty attitude
>Be cooperative
>He lets me off with a warning
FUCKING PIGS
I see you fucking everywhere, kill yourself you dirty kike, the Jew fears the Samurai.
If that image was IRL i would cry tears of joy. Though its funny how censored you guys are, that you can't even show the swastika when making fun of nazi's and trump.
Police are paid by the nation going into more debt. They pay taxes, but are paid in tax revenue.
They are stealing purchasing power from the people they vowed to protect
>pulled over
>hey license and registration?
"Yeah here's my id, but this is my Dad's hunting car he keeps registration in his office."
>ah okay thanks, tag light was out just get it fixed okay?
>"okay"
>*leaves*
>pulled over again
>hey you merged over a solid that's pretty dangerous
>"oh sorry officer I was looking at my GPS I'm trying to get to work."
>oh where do you work?
>"sub contractor"
>ah, hey whats with the hammer on the floor?
>"oh haha just a hammer."
>haha nice hammer
>"haha thanks"
>*leaves*
Now Pro Cop Thread
a kike ? youre here shitting on jews lol. so what if they are tight as fuck with money. and have their pecker skin mutilated? for some of them better than have a half pack of chewing gum hanging around. jews are not an issue today. today its the cry baby minority fucking you owe me this owe me that you cant say this bla bla fucking disgusting no one owes black people anything their lucky they arnt exterminated
>be american
>get shot by niggers
>call cops
>get shot by cops
>buy a gun for self-defence
>accidentally shoot yourself
America is a joke.
Once I went up to a cop and asked for directions and he told me.
>get pulled doing a 60 in a 45
>cop is a nigger
>"license and registration sir"
>"sure"
>reach for the dash
>he pulls out his sig and aims it at my face
>"STEP OUT OF THE CAR SIR"
>"ok"
>step out
>he cuffs me
>searches my car
>runs check of my license while I'm sitting on the sidewalk in cuffs
>takes like 40 minutes cus nigger is inept at his job
>lets me go with a warning
>crack a joke before I leave "btw nice sig sauer haha I used to have one too"
>doesn't laugh
>tells me to get the fuck out of there and never talk to a cop about guns
Fucking nigger
Funs have always been part of the land of the free
Lucky you, wouldnt be so lucky if it was paco police
I called the police the other day because the kid that park in front of my house were revving their engines and making so much noise. You wont believe what happened when they showed up. The police gave them a good talking to and since then they stopped revving their engines.
>Be me
>Old as fuck
>White as fuck
>Got two moving violations that were kind of my fault
>Uh...shit. I never acted like a nigger and so I never got in trouble.
FUCK THE POLICE
Are you also jobless? Having to listen to a boss? Totes lame bro, l don't live on my knees, no one can tell me what to do.
yeah and someone called the police on a child playing with a toy gun and he got a cap in his ass
just pretend there's weapons on a non existant crime scene and you can let the police kill anyone you dont like or just random people
Would have been nice if he shot you. One less nigger.
Police here. If you have a negative interaction with police in today's climate, it's your fault probably. Everyone films us doing anything with hopes we screw up so they get a pay day. It's not what I signed up for, but the way of life. I didn't ask for this....
WE KEEP YOU SAFE
AMERICA STRONK
>Be 19years old
driving to rave with a boatload of drugs and about 5k in small bills
obviously there to sell drugs
>Cop smells the weed, sees my friend put a bong under the seat.
>Searches the car and finds enough drugs to charge us with possesion to intent and drug trafficing charges.
>Because we cooperated with the police they released us on a promise to appear in court.
>Lets us keep the money.
>Go to court, plead guilty to lesser charges.
>Get community service,
FUCK THE POLICE
I got pulled over a few years ago. The police caught me doing 40 in a 30. The officer came up to my window and asked me for my license and proof of insurance. You would have had to been there to believe what he did when i went for my wallet. He took it and ran my number to check if I check out. Then he gave me a warning and I went on my way.
...
Nigga what do you mean I actually have to buy bread with my crack money
i was gonna shoot off about a couple statistics, like facts, but isnt that how trump got labeled a racist and bigot and bla bla cry babys.for example im a white racist simply by stating a fact like
one in three black men can expect to go to prison in their lifetime.
according to the US Justice Department, 37,000 White women are reported raped every year by Black men, and yet only less than 10 Black women are reported raped by White men, can we ascribe some racial element to these attacks? Can we suggest that in some measure, these attacks can be hate crimes? If Black men deliberate seek out White women to rape because they want to rape a White woman.
for the record these storys of black people fighting for equality and human rights, so they were eventually given everything.
putting that aside, races should be separated. im sure racial civil war is on the door step
>be me
>stay up at night on computer
>go to sleep
>wake up the next day to my dad telling me about how the swat almost broke into the house cus they confused our house with the neighbor crack den
what i meant by that was were all equal, its not like they started anything like affirmative action
>be me
>going 120 in a 70
>get pulled over
>shit.jpg
>"Sir do you have a reason for going that fast?"
>"I'm just keeping up with the traffic officer"
>"Its 3am there are no cars."
>"I'm very far behind sir"
>he laughs and I get a warning
Do you just walk around with a fucking bong? Are you retarded perhaps?
>get shot by police
NIGGER DETECTED
>be me
>get into a fight with my retard little brother at home when I'm in like middle school
>all he does is bitch to the school psychologist about me because he literally has diagnosed autism and doesn't know how to not be a thorn in everyone's side
>he's also a compulsive liar and actually told them I knocked one of his teeth out
>tfw it was literally him just losing a baby tooth but they actually believe him
>they set the school cop on me
>literally harasses me all year
>have to go meet up with him weekly from then on for a whole year
>every time all he does is threaten to arrest me and even my mother even though literally no physical violence actually happens in our home, just mean words
>threatens to hit me with a baton one time when I tell him to leave me alone
I dunno what his problem was but I felt vindicated when our whole police department got cleaned our for corruption. That particular officer got sent to prison for sexual assault charges.
We're like a small middle class white town though. Maybe the cops were just bored. I dunno
>red light turn in the middle of nowhere
>cop lights up everything he has
>pulls over to the side
>walks out with gun pointed at my direction
>tells me to show my hands
>hands out the window
>ask me for documents
>start reaching in normal speed with a gun in my face
>stops and puts my hand out the window again
>tells him its in my back pocket and its hard to reach
>agree to let me out of the car and do a full petdown etc
>after he has put away his gun and calms down i tell him my documents are in the glow box in the passenger seat, he can go find them himself
Tfw this fucker was just waiting for me to give him a reason to kill me, and my smart thinking saved my life
>be american
>get 15 years for bacon trolling mosque
>get acquitted for murdering a sobbing man on his knees
>let illegal walk because bullet ricochet and follow up discharges of a stolen gun was an accident
>judicial system sucks
>cops are trigger happy, murdering thugs
>illegal's feelings and freedoms more important then you social security
>politicians are perverts
>organizations nationwide are embezzling money while defrauding you of your fundamental rights
>pedophile jews selling sex on t.v.
>fags trying to give you aids knowingly
>get painted a supremacist for wanting a white family and future for yourself
>liberals wanting to give sex changes to kids whilst aborting them.
>federal government is making everyone hate you worldwide by toppling governments, putting U.S. supported dictators in power and then killing them through proxy military groups and weapons dealing for past 60 years.
>israeli commie athiests scheming to kill whitey
>be american
>Sitting at harbor smoking blunts with friend
>talking about stupid shit and listening to music
>decide to leave and get food
>friend forgets to turn on headlights and within minutes a cop is behind us
>Still have couple of grams of weed and a shitty bong in the car
>Friend is black so he starts panicking
>cop comes over and can smell weed and can also tell we are high as shit
>makes us get out of car and then searches it
>finds weed
>puts shit in his car and tells us to go home or he'll arrest us
>get back in car
>there are 2 1 gram baggies of weed left on the seat
I'm convinced he went home and smoked our weed but I thought it was pretty cool he left us some and didn't fuck up our lives.
Bongs are illegal moron.
arent
>16
>Drinking liquor at night on the beach with friends
>Cops arrive
>Pour some out and leave
>Continue drinking
Deep down all Americans want to be shot.
>Deep down all Americans want to be shot.
It builds character.
wow this idiot just wow smoke your dope paki
delete this
>be american
>dog gets shot
>get forced to behead dog
>be american
>get forced to crawl at gunpoint
>get shot anyway
>be american
>never leave your house so think your safe
>get shot when no-knock raid gets the wrong address
HOLY FRIGGIN SHIT MAN DID YA CALL THE ACLU, THE ADL, OR EVEN CNN?
>Land of the free
They are if you are smoking weed in them. It's called paraphinelia my man. Plus any cop sees you with a bong, you are just asking for trouble and will be stopped 100% of the time anyway.
Nobody I know just walks with a bong in their hand, they usually put it in their backpack. You're right if someone just walks around with a bong in their hand then yes they are retarded.
>make holidays in usa
>people get shot after the plane landing because they clap only for 3minutes, not for the required 13.75min
last part is definitly true.
They burned a baby in its crib to the point it was literally either kill it or have it be deformed for the rest of its life and have growth defect
And turns out they were at the wrong house
Same state too
Really sad for what could have been such a great nation and an example for the white man's glory.
Officer Walrus strikes again!
>be me a year ago
>do 50 in a 40
>woman cop pulls me over and tells me i was speeding
>say i'm really sorry madam, i was running late for work
>she gives me a warning
>Be me 2 weeks ago, driving home after getting gas
>cop car follows me for awhile even though I never sped or broke any rules of the road
>he pulls me over and tells me it's a random sobriety check
>Asks me if i've had anything to drink or anything like that in the past 24 hours
>No sir i haven't had anything to drink in a few months
>Officer says ok have a good night
I've never had problems with the police, if you're respectful and don't give them a hard time then you won't have problems
I've never understood how you get that fat. When you're at the level that you can't walk anymore who keeps overfeeding them? That's fucking abuse a kin to providing a suicidal teenage girl with razors.
i roll back my foreskin than sniff my fingers sometimes
bahahha there ya go feed them razors to emo slice, just give them a loaded 12 gauge to get er done
It's a fetish where the guy gets off immobilizing a woman by feeding her a lot. There's a show about it in America.
bahahha there ya go feed them razors to emo slice, just give them a loaded 12 gauge to get er done... and dont let your kids near blacks
Those people aren't the only ones that fatten up people.
kek
>At football game
>walking home
>trying to get faggot cops standing around doing nothing to help me (six lane road)
>they tell me cross now or we're going to arrest you
>dumb kid at the time, scared shirtless of jail
>run through traffic almost getting hit and almlost cause a crash
>cop does literally nothing
kek no fucking way though
Cops are too busy harassing suburban white kids instead of actually taking care of crime
>hotboxing at the local park
>pitch dark
>small city bus suddenly stops next to us
>guy in a balaclava stumbles out and disappears into the blackness
>ehwhatever.jpg
>15 minutes later
>knock on my window
>it's the cops
>awwwwwwshieeet nigger
>hotboxing with 4 dudes, one spliff each
>roll down window
>torrent of weed smoke hits the cop's face
>"smoking weed lads?"
>stumble that we are
>"not here about that, but about that stolen bus"
>proceed to give witness statement to cop while smoking a spliff
FUCKING PIGS
Honestly americans,dont you guys find distressing having a bunch of trigger happy cowboys filled with military equipment in charge of your security?
>american cops
NO
AMERICA STRONK
STAY MAD EUROPOOR