>If you felt like it, you could save millions of people.
What is she trying to suggest here? That angels are capable of fixing this shitty earth but don't do it because...why? I don't get it, even if Gabriel doesn't want to do it because she's lazy, why wouldn't the other angels?
Charles Morris
She means over the course of eons
Daniel Butler
It's a metaphor.
Robert Campbell
If I felt like it I could kill millions of people, its just effort.
Carter Robinson
Gabriel is the MC of a jrpg, only she can save the world
Christian King
The Christian concept of Saving a person has nothing to do with making their life less shit.
Caleb Reed
Free will. Basically, it's on our own hands if our life will be shit or not.
Parker Wilson
You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing?
John Edwards
It's a doggy dog world in this diamond dozen.
Adam Taylor
I swear someone just responded to me with this exact post on a different board earlier today. What is going on?
Julian Jenkins
I am watching you.
Easton Cooper
For all intensive purposes, you're high.
Zachary Evans
God is capable of doing whatever the fuck he wants but if you want an explanation besides the whole "free will" spiel - God is 'too busy' keeping Heaven perfect and Hell perfectly shit. Considering that your time on earth is a countable and finite number while your time in heaven is more or less uncountably infinite, he has the right idea.
Cooper King
The saving of people usually refers to making sure they find Christ and ascend to heaven, rather than go to hell.
Nolan Diaz
Well I said that too , but if he wants a different way of looking at it.
Adrian Hill
Whose eyes are those eyes?
Daniel Hughes
What part of "God's great plan" don't you understand, you infidel?
Josiah Morgan
Actually, my name is Ephidel.
Oliver Reed
That is kind of the point, heretic. Presuming to understand God's great plan is overbearing hubris.
Julian Stewart
The one presuming things was OP. Things are exactly how God intended them to be and he has no right to complain about the performance of His holy envoys.
Hunter Rogers
In other words "I don't have a plan now shut up and keep worshipping me"
Hunter Gonzalez
The days on earth are finite. Countable implies countably infinite, which they are not. And I'm pretty sure the days in heaven are countably infinite.
Ethan Russell
>countable implies countably finite So a countable number of peanuts is an infinite number of peanuts?
>countably infinite There aren't even days and nights in Heaven.
Adam Martin
A set is countable if there's a bijection between it and the natural numbers. Provided you can label the days and nights, they're countable. As in an infinite list (day 1, night 1, day 2, night 2...).
Samuel Powell
I know what the actual definition of countable is CAN you label the days and nights in Heaven? Is there even a concept of Time in Heaven?
Gavin Hernandez
That part was really, really bad I hope that girl won't show up again
Julian Hernandez
I don't have much of an opinion but I just want to say that I find this discussion genuinely interesting.
Jeremiah Diaz
I hope she does show up again. She had a really cool voice. And unlike you I enjoyed that skit but I'm sure they have different jokes in mind.
Gavin Sullivan
probably since there are physical bodies
stuff would get pretty messy withotu linear time
Chase Thompson
I mean considering that in physics, the arrow of time is more or less the thermodynamic arow of time (not entirely but kind of), in a world like Heaven where the Second Law obviously doesn't give a shit because God is omnipotent, would time be a thing?
Anthony Williams
That sentence doesn't make sense even after you fix the obvious trolling.
Cooper Scott
>Countable implies countably infinite >A set is countable if there's a bijection between it and the natural numbers What? No. A set is countable if there it has an injection into the natural numbers, in other words, if there is a bijection between it and a SUBSET of the natural numbers. Every finite set is obviously countable.
Jack Powell
They already are constantly saving people. You just don't notice it.
Caleb Flores
So many things wrong with your post. First off, not everything is a troll. Sometimes people post things called "jokes." Second, if it WERE a troll, then why wouldn't its nonsensicality be part of the troll? Third, that post is clearly referencing a very old copypasta that you should be ashamed for not recognizing.
All in all, you get a 0. See me after class.
John Bennett
Technically yes, but the last time that happened, all those angels were cast off as demons
Jose Williams
Satania is easily the most likable character in the show and Vigne is all around a great person so maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all.
Carson Perry
>Things are exactly how God intended them to be actually they're not. everything doesn't go according to god's will.
> now shut up and keep worshipping me and why not?
when did they try to fix anything? they only thing I remember is when they are called to do god's work and smite country like sodom and Gomorrah. or are you talking about int eh show itself?
Henry Stewart
Every egg she lets go to waste is a hundred thousand potential ancestors lost to time.
What she's trying to say is breed, dammit
Daniel Carter
I honestly don't know shit about the minutes of Christian beliefs. I though everything that happened was supposed to be in accordance with His will.
Jace Martin
he wants it to but we keep fucking up.
Bentley Ross
This. Everything good is God's will. Everything bad is humans fucking up. The floods, plagues, famines and rampant death was also humans fucking up.
Charles Sullivan
>everything good is God's will eveything bad is humans fucking up >Pillars of Salt is humans fucking up Also the jews have shit for creativity, literally stealing from Zoroastrianism
Eli Parker
Whatever happened to omnipotence?
Christopher Moore
The christians didn't really think it through by stacking so many things onto God He really worked a lot better as a totally-not-pagan God.
Andrew Miller
>rampant death humanitys fault except when god decides to kill everyone's first son and shit
Isaac Edwards
Christian God is the most boring God of all. Why did the Romans have to abandon the old Gods?
Wyatt Long
besides free will?
are you talking about the plague, the flood, and Gomorrah? that's because he was angry with us because we were fucking up. but I think the last time he did something huge even though it wasn't life threating was when he separated everyone by language, don't know what that was about.
Daniel Jenkins
Look kid. I know you want to keep playing the "sky fairy" card but the simple fact is that religion started as a collection of old stories. Those stories came together to create a shared heritage among separate towns and communities and helped make order of the horrible peasant farmer life.
As society changed the lessons given by ye olde stories changed. As the church gained power the goals of religion changed. Religion evolved from its humble beginnings of "daddy why is the sky blue" to an authoritative "this is why you obey t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e God" law.
Somewhere along the line religion stopped evolving. I don't know why but the biggest driver was cranky old men kept discovering science. New discoveries kept breaking down the "sky fairy" laws of organized g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t religion, and old religious men who forgot their roots never bothered to keep up with the times.
Carson Lopez
>Christian God is the most boring God of all that's like, your opinion man.
>Why did the Romans have to abandon the old Gods I think its because the world was becoming more civilized or evolving and they felt outdated? I mean I don't know anything about the roman's god.
Zachary Stewart
Because angels are not idiots. Last time then they are tried to fix the Earth, whole mankind almost had extinct.
Bentley Collins
Free Will has nothing to do with being unpredictable. You people like to throw around free will like it's some magical thing. Your friend has free will but you know what pizza he's going to order and you know that if you take him to Taco Bell he's going to order Dr. Pepper again. If you don't want him to order Dr. Pepper then you simply don't take him to Taco Bell. Same shit for God. He knows how everyone will react to everything. When he does anything he has the ability to change the 'track' of the world to a perfect one but he doesn't.
A bunch of historical coincidences and a fanaticism of early christians to actively seek martyrdom.
Tyler Scott
So are you imagining a Roman John Oliver saying "It's the current year, guys! Monotheism is the right side of history, you tribalist heathen polytheistic bastards."?
Cooper Scott
>science killed god christfags, take THAT theists summary of this guys post for everyone
Justin Hill
Romans originally worshipped bootlegged versions of the Greek gods.
Nolan Thompson
>Why did the Romans have to abandon the old Gods Because Romans wanted Roman people to only obey Rome. One capital means One God.
Adrian Long
I know all that grandpa, I was just pushing for the good old metaphysical discussion about the inconsistencies embedded in the definition of the Christian God because I'm bored and people talk about pointless bullshit when they're bored.
Lincoln Cox
that cracked me up. no but I meant probably the romans gods were mostly just warmongers.
>If you don't want him to order Dr. Pepper then you simply don't take him to Taco Bell >completely ignoring the fact that his friend can get his own self to taco bell. > and ignoring that dr pepper is everywhere. good o' dr.p
you're weird. you must read a lot. neerrrrrrrrrrrd.
Liam Price
> He thinks stories, morals, cultural heritage and a common societal moral compass has no place in the modern world. It's like you don't even know what religion is. It is RARE that science reaches the same overall conclusions that have kept religious societies on the map for thousands of years, and when it does the scientific explanation takes hundreds of pages to fully explain. Religion boils down all that hard math into simple rules for the masses to adopt.
Lying is bad. Murder is bad (not "killing" per se. Just malicious murder) Things that break society into rival gangs is bad (rival nations are okay) And so forth.
> He thinks Roman soldiers didn't patrol the land burning down houses and persecuting people who drank Dr. Pepper.
Daniel Lopez
>He thinks Roman soldiers didn't patrol the land burning down houses and persecuting people who drank Dr. Pepper. >implying it wasn't a conspiracy by coke because of their superior, and much less bubbly, flavor. >and coke knew if people knew and understood of dr.p deliciousness they would overthrow the coke's rule.
Josiah Bailey
>judging a person's potentially infinite afterlife based on an infinitesimally small time duration of the person's life on Earth >totally fair and balanced
christcuck logic, everyone
Cameron Price
> Kids inherit millions of dollars from their daddy because their daddy's daddy's great grand daddy's grandpa killed a bear and that saved a village or some shit Your're logic, everyone.
Jonathan Howard
>implying angels arent helping people this very second You see all those #blessed shit on social media when people get good things happening to them? Thats an angel's doing.
Yep, an angel decided to give that rich fucker's kid a ferrari and now that kid is #blessed Lebron winning a game while some faggot dies of cancer? Lebron is #blessed
Cameron Jenkins
>You see all those #blessed shit on social media I'm from a time when you would have been told to fuck off from Sup Forums for even suggesting you use social media.
Carson Turner
I'm not a Christian.
Hudson Russell
Life is a trial, angels don't have right to intervene, am I right?
Landon Ramirez
Sup Forums is social media
Benjamin Adams
I don't watch the show, but that line is selfish, since if humanity work together they could solve their own problems, but nope elts ask someone else to clean up after us.
Jose Wood
for even suggesting you use other mainstream internet based social media*