What is bothering you, user? Just make a wish

What is bothering you, user? Just make a wish.

I wish this was my wife

I wish to be Human, but first let me clear that mud from you

Use this to make her real.

i wish i was a cute japanese girl, who is cursed (blessed?) to be in high school forever.

I wish to be the most beautiful person in the universe.

I really wish I could heal my amputated limb.

I wish I were dead.

i wish i was a hero, then i would be adored and have great power!

I wish for season four

kill yourself.
Kill everyone.
Take the limb of somebody else.
What are you waiting for?

I want to kill you.

Grail-kun, why you haven't responded to

Why would Grail-kun respond to someone that doesn't exist?

I want to rule the world and grant my servant incarnation

Manaka, stop posting.

Why is your tanuki upside down

I want to break free.

I wish Heaven's Feel had better endings.

i want another carnival phantasm

I wish my waifu's little sister wasn't such a wormslut

I want a wish!

I want a Santa Scathach

I wish people would stop giving me knives

You know how to stop them, don't you?

I want the suffering to end.

What IS the Holy Grail?

I wish to be a magical girl!