Why do imoutos do this?

Why do imoutos do this?

Cause they think it is cute.

Because they enjoy freaking people out with their telekinesis and electrokinesis.

They don't.

t. oniichan

How do you get them to stop it?

They've got the right idea

Kill them and burry their bodies.

>his imouto doesn't make the >:3 face when waking up him in the morning
Shitty oniichan.
Why would you hurt an imouto?

Baps

>t.

Fuck off

you need to suspend her in a large, concrete room

and that only works if the concrete is strong enough for her to not break a chunk of it off

the other option is just shooting her into space, and letting the vacuum of the cosmos take care of the rest

if she manages to fly back though she'll be pissed, so prepare your butthole for a ravaging

What's a bap?

Why is there so much imouto bullying in this thread?

It's a gentle bonk on the head. It's to show Oniichan dominance.

psychic imoutos must be preemptively bullied, before they become the bullies themselves

>he doesn't want a telepathic imouto reading his mind and seeing all the lewd thoughts he has about her

NII NII

How does one get an imouto to stop thinking that they are the worst ever?

How would you be sure she didn't plant those lewd thoughts in your head though?

You would never know the truth, that's the only absolute either way.
What about a bap with the D?

Little fucking chuuni females.

Must be bullied for educational reasons.

Chuuni imoutos?

>What about a bap with the D?

You probably could.

Could what?

They want oniichan's dick.

But incest is wrong.

lolis can't distinguish between right or wrong though, they can only distinguish the dick

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The forbidden fruit is the sweetest

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Why do imoutos do this?

Autism I think.
No, its wrong morally and ethnically. Plus it can cause mutant babies.

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Incest is not allowed!

What if your imouto secretly enjoys your baps?

Then you have to hit them even harder.

But that'd just arouse her even more

One of their many signs that indicate that they need their daily protein intake.

Help Sup Forums! My imouto barged into my room half naked and is now hogging my whole bed to herself saying she won't let me sleep! What should I do? Be specific, I'm not good at inferring shit!

Go to her room and do the same.

how do you pronounce imouto?

ee-MOH-toh

EYE-MAU-TAU

[imouto]

I'm oh you two

Then you get into this weird cycle where they annoy you on purpose in order to get bapped. To overcome this, proper imouto communication is key.

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I want to have a 3dpd imouto to pander. But once I have obe I'll propably wish i hadn't

You probably don't deserve it.

What kind of weird imouto do you have?

Are imoutos basically human cats?

Nahh it only reinforces the possibility of hereditary faults within your current genes. It's completely frowned upon because if the grand kids choose to inbreed the factor exponentially multiplies.

So this was a major problem before this thing called modern medicine came along. That's why some scientists have gone fuck it for one generation.

Emo toe.

Imouto.
As a Non-American, pronunciating japanese words isn't an issue.

pat their head

Why? What does that do?

It unbaps the imouto.

You have to bap their wumb, that's their sensitive spot

But if I do that, I'll just fall asleep in her bed, and then she'll get bored and go back to her bed and then we're sleeping in the same bed together. That's worse than not being able to sleep at all.

This is too lewd.

Is this a sanctioned imouto head-patting?

So you bap to show dominance and then headpat.

Just as it is written, imouto in spanish. Git gud, amerifats

Yes.

Yeah, she's going to rape him.

Imoutos can't rape Onii-chans.

Spoken like someone who doesn't have any imouto.

Beware of Imouto Rapists.

know what i wanna watch later :3

I do have a Imouto, they can't rape Onii-chans.

What about the neesans?

They are good specially when accompanied by Imoutos.

>>his imouto doesn't make the >:3 face when waking up him in the morning
>Shitty oniichan.

>user GET UP
>SMACK SMACK SMACK
>GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SALLY FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEE

> He REEEEEEEEEEEE his Imouto
Shity Onii-chan.

>he has never been woke up in the morning by a ten year old girl physically abusing him

>Shitty Onii-chan as a shity Imouto.

sally go to bed

How can a little girl physically abuse you? Sounds like she wants to spend time with her onii and you are just being a grump bad oniichan.

I'm not your Imouto.

>run up to oniichan bed at 5 in the morning
>smack user across the back while screaming user GET UP

chuunimoutos, yes

How a little girl is up at 5AM?

fucking magic

and I'm not exaggerating either

I don't see the problem here.

She's just starved for affection. Give her a nice, immobilizing hug until she calms down.

>have no imouto
>hear about user who does complaining about his genki lolimouto
Fuck you.

The best siblings.

My imouto just gave me a hand made plushie. I'm pretty happy.

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Blue a best

install Gentoo

>is that all you want

I am really lonely

Fuck off Stahlman

Sporty Tomboy neesan a best!

>Sleeps for like 14 hours a day
>Hijacks my bad whenever possible
>Stuck-up and annoys me for food
Jesus fuck, user. You just solved my imouto. I can't think of her as anything but a cat now.

bed*
>People not picking green

They enjoy bothering you when you're defenseless because since you're older, you're likely stronger than them for the first several years of their lives, so they can't get away with as much when you're ready for them.

>not being finnish

It's a problem because parents don't want their kids fucking each other, now fuck off

give me an imouto NOW

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