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>something that never happened.

wew

rlly made me think

Bullshit detector in the red

F i c t i o n a l

I'll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex.

>This week on "Shit That Never Happened"...

What actually happened:
>Three whites get on a bus, one of them wearing a MAGA hat
>They bother noone
>SJW starts chanting "No Turmp, No Wall, No KKK"
>SJW thrown of bus for disturbing other passengers
>"MUH RACISM!"

You really think people would do that, just lie on the internet?

I'll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex

please clap

What actually happened:
>made story up
>posted to twitter to virtue signal and seek validation

they don't even bother trying to make their virtue signalling realistic anymore do they? They're all just losing grip of reality

That’s the most-heroic fucking story...
Really highlights American values and the new standard, for faggotry.

I suspect a high-level troll, and I applaud his efforts.

Progressive Dad is a satire account and it's brilliant

Inspiring.

Then the bus started clapping

OooOoo

Lmao

>It really happened
>in my mind

This "Noone" must be a powerful guy. Can anyone give me a quick rundown?

That chant is so gay. First of all what the fuck does the KKK have to do with anything? The KKK have been absent the past 20 years, let alone during Trump’s rise the past 2 years. This just shows the delusional minds of these people and how they don’t even question the things they say.

>t. story time

I see them bring up the Klan
Just ask them what the KKK has done recently then tell them that they're an FBI honeypot

Post this in slide thread to get them to stop bumping this shit

This is great satire. This thread is full of brainlets pointing out the obvious fact that it didn't happen,

hello salon

hes some assassin faggot from braavos on the bogdanoffs payroll

You stupid T_D teenagers laugh, but half the shit on Sup Forums is on the same level of made-up cringe.

Nice thread newfags. Thank god you all care here to post.

Look it a faggot commie LARP...how fun...

What profound words did his 8-year old then say?

(((Progressive Dad)))

Hello I'm Mr. fag and this is my boyfriends wife mrs. fag, these are my 3 polyamphibious neutral sexual kids Fran. Agnus.
and Grant.

those poor kids have no chance.

So this is what we must do to stand up against hate in Trump's America.

I'd like to point out this didn't happen. And account is parody.

It's an obvious joke. What the fuck Sup Forums ?

Are they ever going to change that damn chant?

This is a satire account Sup Forums.

This moved me SO much

#Resist
#ImpleachmentThisBafoon

>Progressive Dad
lmao holy fuck

I wish a nigga would

Yeah that happened...

MAGA hat wearers don't have to ride the buts with spics and niggers.

I check out his account and theres plenty of laughs.

Good shit and obvious having fun.

...

And then he woke up.

Isn't this a satire account? It has to be.

What actually happend
>two whites on the bus
>leaving bus at next station
>cuck says no trump, no wall, no kkk to himself

Americans are so retarded, it's embarrassing to watch.

this. the sad part is nobody can tell what's satire anymore.

>and then he hoisted me up and named King of the Bus!

>things that never happened

mfw MAGA youth ride buses

...

kek, are they the same guys that did Take Back Our Future?

It's satire you retards
Why is Sup Forums so dumb

this guy is fucking hilarious
youtube.com/watch?v=EVqvLHjShho

nice larp pops

Why do people write anti Trump fan fiction

None of that happened and he left out the part where he paid the MAGA lads to spitroast and worse his (((gf))) who has never let him see her naked

>shit that never happened

This is a satire account and its damn good

Dr*mpf btfo

satire

He slew a cyclops once a long time ago.

What needs to happen is a grand ceremony commemorating this heroic act. A medal of honor, media coverage, a picture hung on the walls of city hall. Really show grand appreciation for Progressive Dad's selfless behavior in the face of a problematic situation.

That story is so obviously fake that I'm going to have to question whether the tweet itself is even real.

...

It looks like a satiric account, dumbasses.

And grumble about how he is totally gonna tell Twitter his fabulous tale of heroism.

Ok I checked my out the account. It's satire.
It's getting hard to tell nowadays though.

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

nah that was 2dadstv

the absolute mad man

>bus
>cityfags
EMAHJUN MUH SHAWK

Can we see the bus video to prove this happened?

This has to be a parody

And everyone started clapping and we tipped the driver...

>riding the bus at 1:28 AM on week night
Riiiiiiiiight

...

>Things that never happened.

Holy fuck. This is laughable.

Im actually glad i can't relate to the "progressive dad" memes. I would rather have my crack head dad and be a bastard child than have some cuck brainwash me from a young age lol. Atleast my dad has cool prison stories of cooking and smuggling cocaine into the prison for the aryan brotherhood lmao

all this would show is that those 3 weren't as confident or experienced in their attempted bullying as the rest of the bus...i don't see anyone right in this

This is a parody account anons. I kek'd at his home invasion tweet.

it is

kek

I'm sure that's exactly as it happened.

That man's name? Albert Einstein

Couldn't tell it was sarcastic because the left is so crazy nowadays, but I did let out a hearty kek as I was reading it

Things that didn't happen for 10 grand

HEIL TRUMP
HEIL KKK
HEIL FASCIST USA

>and then they carried me off the bus on their shoulders and I was the champion of the day and Drumpf resigned.

wtf I hate drumpf now

>*scrolls through twitter*
>"yall fuckin crackas ain dun nuffin ta help us owt, yall selfish"
>*white guilt intensifies*
>*scrolls more*
>"Hey white peepo why yall nah doin nuffin bout dat cracka in da white how? Yall racis oh sumin?"
>*white guilt intensifies*
>*scrolls more*
>"White peepo act like dey dun not do nuffin, but yall fa sho dih sumin, yall member slavry, das rite, where da money fo da slavry at?"
>*white guilt intensifies*
>"Oh vey, just walked down the street and saw something that looked like a Swastika, reminded me of the 6 gorillion, racism is alive and well"
>*intensifies*
>"I came here illegally with my 16 children and now the government refuses to pay for them to live here. Fuck Amerikkka, Mexican pride!"
>*intensifies*
>"As a Muslim man I no longer feel safe in this country. All I did was shout "Allahu Akbar" and told an infidel that I would kill him if he insulted my religion. Very sad to see how intolerant this country has become"
>*white guilt now almost too much to handle*
>"How do I get rid of all this white guilt?"
>"Should I let a black homeless man live in my house?"
>....."No, that's too extreme."
>"hmmm"
>"should I donate to charity?"
>"nah"
>"maybe I should step outside my internet safe space and see if there are other opinions."
>"maybe all I've been told is a lie and I don't actually need to feel guilty for being white."
>"whoah I'm thinking wayyyy too crazy now. I need to think more rationally."
>"Oh I know"
>*posts this on twitter*

Poe's Law is in full effect. Sarcasm is void in this environment.

Shit liberals a dumb enough to believe their fellow virtue signaling liberals would actually do but didn't.

I'm sure that really happened...in your mind

>>embrace your mental illness
LARP or psychosis