Remfag thread: 500+ of shitposting

>Remfag thread: 500+ of shitposting
>Emilia lover thread: gets deleted for no logical reason

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They are butthurt because their waifubait is a cuckold

>Confirmed remfags
>"Accidentally" deleting and banning Trigger staff QA
>Untagged spoilers are running wild
>Literally child porn doujins pics left unattended
Do the mods even know the board rules or are the rules just a hoax?

>Remfags in every thread
>Emiliafags never around except when she's relevant
What a loyal fanbase. I bet Emiliafags would change loyalty once they find out she's not a virgin

Say what?

Well it's a big what if.
But I just know Emiliafags would suddenly disappear when they find out she is dirty

only emiliafags think discussing the series is shitposting.

unfortunately everything is shitposting to EMTards if it doesn't involve circlejerking their waifu

That sounds like a real faggot move.
>Emilia lover thread
What did I miss anyways? Link?

Emiliashitters truly kills this fanbase.

>emiliafags
This isn't even a waifuwar where there are compelling reasons to pick any of the girls and they're all roughly equally popular. This is where there's a clear and decisive winner, probably the most clear and decisive winner i've seen in a decade when it comes to this kind of thing, and the author hamfistedly kills it because he had picked the winner from the start instead of letting the writing develop it. I don't think any other writer has so blatantly declared "this girl is going to win no matter how the story develops or how obviously better this other char is and there's nothing you can do about it" but that's what Tappei did.

It's just that Emiliashitters are terrible people. There's nothing that wrong with the girl. She is no duller than any other main heroine

You've said it yourself.
We don't shitpost in every re:zero thread & Emilia is and will always be more relevant than lady potato.
#1 vs #2, which comes first?

Emiliafags are in the threads they just don't have the need to announce it because then you rabid remfags will start shitflinging and turn it into rem general

Novels ain't a popularity pool, potatocuck. Ever heard of artistic integrity?

You're all as bad as eachother you absolute faggots.

Yes I'm fucking mad.

What a great thread you've made here Emiliafags, so good, so useful.

>"Remfag" thead: discussions
>"Emiliafag" thread: shitposting thread to bait Remfags, like this one
Really jogs the noggin.

Remfags are civilized and don't start flingling shit around.
Both Emiliafags and Felixfag are cancer

this is why a competent writer wouldn't have forced the Emilia shit.

Subaru isn't attracted to Emilia because she's kind, he's attracted to Emilia because he thinks he's in a Chinese cartoon until the despair really gets going. And part of being in a isekai show is that he gets cool OP powers and gets a cute, loving, delicate girl to like him because he's the big cool OP hero who saves the day. That is the premise of a lot of his actions, even his heroic ones. That's why he does all that cringey shit with the queen selection, because that shit is supposed to work just like in muh chinese cartoons.

The point that it DOESNT work because this is supposed to be a deconstruction of the genre, and the culimation of that failure is Emilia wrecking his shit and telling him how fake his "love" for her is. None of it has anything to do with love, it has to do with him being a stereotypical isekai protag who thinks he can do dumb shit and save the day without knowing how the world works.

Now, the whole point of the despair Subaru is put through isn't just the pain and suffering of losing people he had gotten close to, the point was to slowly and painfully disabuse him of his little isekai fantasy and make him realize that he needed to learn how shit worked before he could make a difference.

Now onto Rem. The thing about Rem is that she initially hates Subaru because of the smell. But over time, due to Subaru's heroic actions, she slowly learns to trust him. But here's the thing. Those actions were motivated by selfishness, ignorance, and greed. Subaru did those things because he was a retarded isekai hero. But the thing is that Rem doesn't give a shit about his motivations or his short comings because to her it's his actions that matter, and Rem sees the glimmer of a real hero (to her) in those. This is the point where Subaru starts over, starts becoming a REAL hero rather than a fake chinese cartoon hero.

Really makes my brain tremble

Remfags are truly cancer.

>Remfags are civilized and don't start flingling shit around.
Ok let's just ignore
>rem image dumps
>Why is Emilia so shit? She ruined the entire episode?
>emilia is a stinky witch
>RE ZERO OFFICIAL BEST GIRL POWER RANKINGS
>Rem a BEST. A BEST
>the fake spoilers drama bullshit
And this is just the tip of the iceberg

I really don't understand the half elf slut's appeal. Rem in a coma has more of a personality than her. She's literally the most generic character, and in today's world, that's not acceptable

>Shit up a thread
>Make a meta thread complaining your shitposting thread was deleted
>B-but it was the cancerous Remfags guys

>discussions
Literal shitposts, baiting, trolling, instigating waifu wars, and mindlessly circlejerking Rem aren't discussions.

Hi
Shitposter-kun
I've come down with the flu and I'll be gone for a while (thankfully)
So mine as well have one last go

I want to fucking strangle Emilia. I want to poke both of her eyes out with a sharp dick and watch her get skullfucked. I want to have her ugly, disgusting face peeled off with the force of a thousand supernovas. Rem deserves only the absolute best treatment, from Subaru and Subaru only. Subaru needs to realize that Emilia is nothing but a commie elf-fuckup. Subaru needs to start a family with Rem, and live a long and happy life. I want Emilia to suffer. I want her to face Hell's wrath tenfold. I want Emilia to realize what she's done and cry, and commit self-harm. I want her to have her arms and legs chopped off and be forced to walk a 10 mile road of broken glass. Subaru and Rem will prosper and Emilia will suffer.

>the fake spoilers drama bullshit
The thing where Emiliafags posted fake bullshit nonstop then got BTFO 6 ways to sunday?

>Emiliafags are in the threads
Sure they are. These days its Remfags, Echidnafags, and that one cancerous trapfag

Thread was deleted but happened something like this:
>EMT nice & chill discussion
>Remfags are mad because there's no shitposting
>Latest chapter in Arc 6 by Remon is out
>Is an 'EmiliaxSubaru date' chapter
>Remfags get BTFO
>Remfags shitpost to death
>Mods are Remfags & faggots
>Mods procceed to delete ye olde EMT threade

There's the shitposter Emiliafag that can't type for shit

As of now the potato comes first.

>threads without new chapters: shit
>threads with new chapters: also shit but occasionally not shit
Really jogs the noggin.

>popular anime threads are shit
Wow who would have guessed.

I've seen this post before.
Well, I suppose it's true that Remfags didn't start the shitflinging.
You just described Emilia posters there.

Anyhow, here's a picture I found on twitter that I saw described as "Looking like a breastfeeding handjob scene".

That's a great joke, thanks. My grandad is dying so I needed the laugh.

Fuck off Emiliatards

Is this the trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls thread where everyone falseflags as much as possible and we act like Emiliafags are actually a thing?

>EMT shitposting
>Emiliafags are mad because there's no shitposting
>Latest chapter in Arc 6 by Remon is out
>Is an 'EmiliaxSubaru date' chapter
>Remfags get BTFO
>Remfags quiet
>Emiliafags shitposting
>Mods are Remfags & bros
>Mods procceed to delete ye olde EMT threade
Fixed that for you

Why are you Re:Zero faggots so terrible? You feel the need to make a half dozen threads that don't even discuss different aspects of the show. It's all the same old thing with the same crowd of people griping and railing at each other.

And you know what, I am so annoyed I am going to make a thread about it. I will samefag with proxies and bump my own thread a hundred times while fishing for (You)s, alternately gloating that my favorite girl will win the MC and whining fruitlessly that my favorite girl will lose. I will argue why one girl fetching more money than the other is justification for her ""winning"", and pontificate on the consequences of S2 when the ending everyone knows will happen, happens.

Yes, that will show all of you. Another thread in the catalog. I feel much better now and will sleep easier tonight knowing I have had my say.

>rem general

DID SOMEONE SAY REM GENERAL?!?

Daily reminder Subaru would sacrifice Rem for Emilia without second thought. In before some remfag post webnovel translations to refute the point.

>Literal shitposts, baiting, trolling, instigating waifu wars
Sounds like a description of your "Emilia" threads to me. And while Remfags talk about their girl, I see nothing about Emilia and her part in the story from her "fans".

Ok so, ignoring the shitposting, i'm just going to add a bit of what i found in here about Al.

I took a look at the chapter in the WN where Subaru and Al talk to each other in arc 3 and he reveals about being from earth. The circumstances around the meeting are different though. Unlike from the LN/anime/manga where he got a ride to the castle from Priscilla, in the WN he solid snaked his way into the castle and got caught by Priscilla while hidden inside of a closet.

But here's the interesting part of it, in the WN Al mentions that he has amnesia, just like what the other user mentioned. Specifically he can't remember anything about himself from his time on earth it seems.

Not sure on the light novel. I have a friend who will probably check on it later to see if he can notice if Al mentioned anything about having Amnesia while in the carriage.

Also, the line in the WN after Al meets Rem and seems to feel disgusted is specifically this one.

>"Don't joke with me! That thing(or monster/it)... I see. I feel disgusted."

>The muffled mutter did not escape the black helmet.

Unlike from the manga it seems he doesn't talk about something being alive per say, he just talks about being disgusted and mentioning SOMETHING. But the idea is basically the same. He is disgruntled over the fact that apparently something he thought was a certain way, is different because Ram has a sister, and both happen to be alive. Most likely something related to that fact.

If it's something that is even alive, or something that "Exists" because they are alive i'm not sure.

Every thread until Rem wakes up.

Nice argument, Remtard.

Holy fuck THIS. I'm getting sick and tired Remfags' faggotry.

>Subaru would totally do this even though according to the text of the story he wouldn't

This is for you, remfag.

Fuck off

One day you will learn to love best girl

I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that this whole twenty-six episode love story began from some witch throwing snowballs at a couple of kids because "no bulli pls". Then this guy goes "muh savior" and thinks that because he was saved from losing a bag of chips and a phone he needs to dedicate the rest of his life to this girl who throws snowballs for a living and has a cat.

Then there's just all this random shit that happens throughout the story and everything works out conveniently for him eventually because he has an infinite amount of chances in his life (like what the fuck? That's just an insult to those actually trying to make a living in the real world) and I'm just saying to myself the whole time, "Whatever, as long as he picks the right girl in the end everything will be fine".

But then this maid girl comes in and goes from hating him to loving him, she attempts to kill all the wolves in the forest for him, she fights to bring down a big ass whale for him, kills herself to save him multiple times, she plays twister with a fucking Satan spawn, gives up her fucking existence for him, I mean what the fuck? Does this guy even realize what's going on around him?

>But I love Emilia. She threw snowballs at them for me.

Really, Subaru? Really? That elven piece of shit saved you a bag of chips and a phone. Nigga, what inherent value does a bag of chips and a phone have in your situation anyway? Do you even get service in an alternate dimension? I would have chucked that shit right into the river, like who the fuck are you gonna call, Obama?

There was no point to this show, not in the beginning and not in the end. How the fuck is the original story even selling in whatever format it's in? It's about a guy who fell in love with a girl who could throw snowballs, like why the fuck did he even have to be thrown into a different dimension, they could have just animated a girl throwing a snowball and some guy liking it and that would be that.

Come on man, he specifically said 'in before' you can't post facts and shit if someone posts 'in before' its not fair to Emiliafags.

Imagine being Subaru in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Rem, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific ogre face.
I would totally have sex with you, both my facade and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Emilia-tan in her dressing room.
Like seriously imagine having to be Subaru and not only sit in that chair while Rem flaunts her disgusting face in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her rage wrinkles and leathery skin, and just sit there, loop after loop, death after death, while she perfected that smile.
Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on Sup Forums tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, Rem LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.
You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of princesses and noblewomen and later allegedly Satella for your ENTIRE LOOPING TIMELINE coming straight out of the boonies in Lugnica. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "Kuudere (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty,
the beauty she worked so hard for with Ram and Roswaal in the previous months. And then you are reborn into another loop, and you know you could kill every single person in the village before the mansion security could put you down,but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Subaru.
You're not going to lose your future marriage with Emilia-tan. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>only post that talks about the series
>ignored
Sad!

Well the way I see it, most people like her solely for her appearance, not her personality or her actions throughout the series.

I mean I barely see any discussion about Emilia's character, her developments, or her impacts on the story and other characters, unlike how people usually discuss and talk about Subaru and Rem. That's why I think her fanbases don't care about Emilia except for her look.

Is it time to praise me?

There's next to no Emilia thread, because every Rezero thread becomes a shitty brigading remfag thread, because you have to constantly remind us that that your moronic potato has become irrelevant to the story. Remfags are worse than /u/fags.

Don't worry guys Rem will have her moment when she
1. Wakes up
2. In the ending

Mods are subhuman degenerates, don't expect anything less.

I love love LOVE Emilia thought, what a great characater. Every aspect of her characterization is moe as HELL, so cute SO CUTE.

>Well the way I see it, most people like her solely for her appearance
I can see that but even her design screams generic

>All these massive multi-paragraph long posts

Jesus niggers it's not hard to explain why Rem is best girl. She just is.

>Remfags are worse than /u/fags.
What happens if you ship Rem and Emilia? Does the universe fold in on itself?

you get what you pay for, I guess.

this. silent fanbases are the best.

Who's Trump's favorite Re Zero girl?

It means that those who like her all have shit taste then.

It must suck to be an Emiliafag. Seriously.

>>I mean I barely see any discussion about Emilia's character, her developments, or her impacts on the story and other characters
>posting emilia when remfags are about
It's common sense, god forbid it triggers that one remfag who talks about bd sales and pixiv statistics or some shit.

desuarchive.org/a/thread/152489072/#152489072

Don't forget the constant need to try and sponge off Rem's accomplishments and actions.
>See, Emilia can do a cute smile, just like Rem!
>See, Emilia is actually what From Zero was about, she's so important to that speech, just like Rem!
>Emilia is actually the reason Rem likes Subaru!

My guess is that he had something to do with the attack of the oni village, but maybe he was btfo by rem? Or maybe he felt gulty about it?

I can't help but feel for them. The ones that aren't completely retarded are mute. Its a pitiable existence.

Al killed Rem during the attack on the village. The Rem we know is only a zombie.

>Before I begin, let me say that the Emilia fanbase is a disaster.

What did he mean by this?

>but maybe he was btfo by rem
She was 7 and useless at the time. He might've gotten hit by Ram, but I don't feel like that's the case.

At least Emiliafags aren't as braindead as your shitty waifubait maid. We refrain from posting for the greater good of threads, because we all know how autistic you get when Emilia is posted.

Well, some people are bringing out all of the old copypastas and flooding the thread with shitposting we haven't seen in a long time.
>But here's the interesting part of it, in the WN Al mentions that he has amnesia, just like what the other user mentioned. Specifically he can't remember anything about himself from his time on earth it seems.
So, you're finally willing to believe me about the amnesia thing? I don't really have anything more to say add to that. I should probably check out the surrounding chapters, because I've heard from multiple sources that Rem is mentioned to be sniffing around at something while she's walking behind Al and Subaru.
To be a real one? Probably. Most of the vocal "Emiliafags" here are just shitposters who want to "BTFO" Remfags, which leaves everyone with an instinctive dislike of self-professed Emiliafags.

noefags and kuronekofags used to be as pretentious until they got BTFO, potatofags wont be different

Nah, it looks like some mods just delete threads or even ban people for no apparent reasons.
I posted Riko from Ran Sem and got a 10 minutes ban for posting a NSW pic. Sure Ran Sem is hentai but I only posted her face. Just her face, no boobs or anything else. And then an hour later I was hit with a 3 days ban for that same post that already got deleted.
Maybe that mod had a bad day.

>because we all know how autistic you get when Emilia is posted.
If you actually post Emilia we wouldn't have a problem. 50 threads later and I have yet to see an 'emiliafag' actually talk about anything related to her. 100% of the time its trying to put down Rem or sponging off Rem.

You ask what the best thing about Emilia is to an Emiliafag and the first thing they'll say is 'Rem'

Thanks dude.

Yeah, I was trying to write Ram but I fucked up, sorry.

Guys stop posting these massive paragraphs Jesus

Just post best girl instead

>If you actually post Emilia we wouldn't have a problem.
Unfortunately, the threads during the anime showed the opposite, and is why it's not even worth bringing her up.

Being an Emiliafag is suffering.

Its just copypasta man, calm down

>Some people look at these two and genuinely believe Emilia is better. Many such cases. Sad!

The threads during the anime that were a constant stream of spfag lies? How do those relate to threads now? You mad because you can't say Carmilla doesn't show up as Rem or that Subaru hates Rem and just dropped her body off in a ditch somewhere and forgot about it anymore?

Except their not, it's just people splurging out.

Ram > Rem reminder.

Ram is the true best girl.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Better at what? Sucking dick?

>I love Emilia tho
>Yes...

Today I will remind them

More like the threads that were already predetermined to be Rem general because of the first posts consisting of

You take that back, she would never waste precious clown semen sucking dick.

>clownfucker
>best anything

It's ironic that Rem is now the girl Subaru loves most.

>long hair
>taller than the other girl
>will still be looking young for another 100+ years
>you die having sex with a fine young-looking woman

Jesus man, why on earth would I prefer her over the oni girl?

That's wrong though

>#2
>loves most

nope

Ram still isn't pure. They were just cuddling, bakas.

Which thread is that? Rem hasn't been the OP of any of the main threads in ages. No one posts the power ranking chart, you yourself just posted half of the 'why is Emilia so shit' image right there, but it otherwise doesn't come up. Emilia is a stinky witch and there hasn't been a Rem image dump in forever, with the most recent one being small and by request of some overworked user. If you go into the shitpost threads made by shitposter-kun you get what's coming to you. Though even those have stopped mostly with the new season and konosuba and maid dragon being prime spam bait.