Good alternatives

To a company that knowingy let a pedo represent them for 6 DECADES

Subway only started 5 decades ago, and Jarad only started in 2000, Op.

Try "Jersey Mike's".

Is Quizno's still a thing? They just has dead hamster mascots.

>6 Decades

Are we just gunna ignore the pedoness?

Jimmy John's

I like their subs but I haven't seen any in months. Meanwhile there's a Subway on every block.

Yeah pretty much. Why would I care if they used a pedo as a mascot? He's not making my food.

They just closed up in my town. Seems to be a trend.

Wawa is God tier

you know a decade is 10 years right?

What if u told you the meat wasnt really pork?

(It was filet mignchildren)
poor bastard is corrupting his soul unwittingly

No way they can afford to serve children. Their subs would be way more expensive if they used veal.

If you're in an area with WaWa and willingly getting your sandwiches from Subgay, please neck yourself.

It wasnt american children it was guatamalan. They called them garbage people

Fuck subway dawg

Firehouse subs. They actually help out fire fighters and give back.

But Guatemalans are garbage people

Jimmy Johns is great

The best alternative is making your own sandwiches.
-Healthier
-Cheaper
-More nutritive

its called a torta where you're from.

Pretty good subs. Quiznos was the king of all tier but their subs we're to expensive to keep up and the company folded in Florida.

I've not seent one in years but since I don't eat fast food anymore, I'm not exactly looking.

Okay: Just checked Bing Maps. There's 7 Quizno's in all of Metro Detroit and there all at least 20 minutes from my location, yet I cannot even count the tri-county Subways. There's at least 50.

Strangely, Windsor, Ontario has 7 Quizno's and only 10 Subways.

Was he a frozen embryo for the first 15 years?

jersey mike's is the shit

quizznos closed like half of their stores. most franchisees went out of business

firehouse is annoying as fuck. you walk in there and it's immediately "WELCOME TO FIREHOUSE YALL". shut up and make me a sandwich

anyhow, Dibella's is the true winner, obviously after going to your locally owned deli

i know this is a lowkey advertisement for firehouse but their new york steamer is fucking incredible, im not fucking lying its the body of Christ in the form of a sandwich.

Respect people

this

mikes way is superior

Found the stoner loser. I tried to eat one of those sandwiches once when I WASN'T piss-drunk and just about gagged.

Jersey Mike's or nothing at all.

Quizno's was a fringe business that sprang up during the boom years of the 90's. No one wants to spend ten bucks on a sandwich anymore.

wtf, a torta is made with bolillo.. a sandwich needs sliced bread...

making your own food or sandwich.

the sauce my boy!!

if they just sell the sauce in groceries, they can do pretty good for themselves.

Buy bread, cheese and meat you lazy fuck

>tfw you will nevr be able to eat a sammich made by the Goddess of Beauty...

Kinda feel like Boston Market was the same business model. Better than KFC but not worth the money.

No actually those are called subs. Tortas, lonches, sandwiches, there are many different types of food and each one is different depending of ingredients and the type of bread you are using. Tortas use birote or telera bread.

I think they went full Adult Swim-mode on the commercials and ended up confusing a lot of boomers. Confused boomers get nervous and don't spend money.

Mr. Sub

Boston Market is great if you have little kids and need a large quantity of slop-tier food that's better for you than traditional fast food. It's just a commercial chain based of the traditional Tennessee meat-and-three food counters. I'd rather eat at Boston Market for a dinner meal than pretty much any other fast food, you can get a full plate of chicken, potatoes, and a vegetable for like 7 bucks.

But without Jared how would we get the kiddy meter?

Whoever thought that disgusting shit would sell food needs to be fired.

...

Boston Market always seemed to me to be having an identity crisis. They couldn't decided whether to be Casual Dining or Pick-Up and Go.

I go to Subway for the meatballs. There's no simple alternative to that.

Quiznos makes my asshole bleed.

Jimmy John's is where it's at.

Shit thats gold

JIMMY JOHNS


OR


SUBWAY

it's totally a pick up and go type joint. for $30 you can feed a family of 4 and have leftovers. When I was a kid we used to get BM all the time if my parents were busy and couldn't cook. It's not half bad meat and potatoes style food.

publix subs are heavenly. Harris Teeter also gives them a run for their money

They are good. They even have a "Pepe" sandwich to give us a wink and a nod.

The closest jersey mike is 3 hours. Fuck that.

If I recall, wasn't there a CEO of Quiznos that was a pedo too?

Also silvermine subs are boss as fuck, so is firehouse, and jersey mikes. Jimmy johns is okay if you need to have it delivered. Sometimes they show up on a bicycle. Where else will deliver a whole dill pickle to you, by bicycle?

JJs is only good as late nite delivery food. Like the other guy said, you pretty much need to be piss drunk to enjoy them

Oh dude believe me I'm with you, growing up with my brother and mom after the divorce...Boston Market was gourmet and cheap.

Divorce sucks amirite

>moved to WA from FL

Publix is my biggest loss

"Subway should shutter because #jared" needs to trend.

>Shit thats gold

Thanks!

Publix chicken finger subs on 5 grain bread is proof that god loves us!

Jersey Mikes is good but paying $13 for a sub, drink, and chips? Fuck that.

Whatever happened to Blimpie?

dood. blimpie was the shit in the 90s.

>Let me tell you about your country...

>he doesn't have Pizza Bolis in his area
>he can't get a hot, 8" sub, a bag of fresh fries, and a coke for less than most drive-thru restaurants
u jelly

Publix is the one thing I miss about living in Florida.

rare

Have to agree with this.
People around here talk about how great Firehouse is, Jersey Mike's makes much better subs.

I'm more appalled that they ask for a 15-25% tip (those are the percentages shown on the display by default) when they're a fast food restaurant that doesn't serve it to your table or anything. I'll usually click the "custom tip" button and put in 10%.

they've got em in GA, NC, SC. and TN now

I stopped going to the one near me because the Armenian owner is such a rude shithead. Fucking asshole would try to jew me on toppings and would get uppity if I asked for more lettuce. Plus he only hired Armenian family members; I can't respect that level of nepotism.

Literally any sub place is better than subway and their disgusting eat meat quality food stuffs. How is it even a difficult decision? Jersey mike's, Jimmy John's, Penn station, Quiznos, any of those are readily available sandwich franchises that are better.

Yes he represented Subway for 60 years.
For a pedophile he sure aged well.

>Penn station
never been there but I only see obese people going in and out

Why do you think the elite drink the blood of children? Moloch approves.

They still have a Quiznos in North Platte Nebraska. I eat there like 3 times a day when I visit the in-laws there. It's the last one I know of. They closed all of ours in Lincoln and Omaha.

There are plenty of good alternative, firehouse sun's ate good, debellas are ok. Jimmy John's has the fastest delivery ever and good chipa

A New York Steamer is a whole lot better tasting than a Cleveland Steamer, that's for sure.

Funny, but most people will not get it.

The only correct answers are Publix and Firehouse, in that order.

Top fucking kek

not big into buying sandwiches since i can do a much better job and with better quality ingredients for a much cheaper price.
prefer local chinese food or pizza. i support the small business guy and both are no lose when it comes to being full and satisfied

>The only correct answers are Publix and Firehouse, in that order.

True... add in a Double Gulp with a nympho and life is going well!

anyone who doesn't say Publix deli is an anti Florida shill who must be gassed

Cleveland Steamship Lines was the worst fleet on the Great Lakes.

We don't have Publix you stupid fuck

A cleveland steamer refers to shitting on someone's chest and then rocking back and forth on top of the shit, smearing it all over.

Theres literally nothing wrong with being a pedo. Stop being a pedophobe.

firehouse subs are the best tasting sandwich that I know of desu

Jimmy John's doesn't deliver to me but firehouse does, I had never had them before but they are actually super good.

I think Boston Market is a pretty good deal for what it is. Their half chicken meal is only $8. For your two sides you can go full-diabeetus and get mac and cheese and mashed potatoes or somewhat healthy with green beans and sauteed veggies.

Florida should be gassed.

Jersey Mike's bread tastes like cow patties and had the same texture. Rest of the sandwhich is mediocre but then drowned in disgusting mayo and/or sugary "italian". So overrated.

Gas this cunt

Potbelly’s

it's a fucking sandwich. make your own.

wasn't the sandwich he lost weight with like all veggie with no sauce or some shit?

>it's a fucking sandwich. make your own.

How barbaric!

He also had AIDS.

fact slam: there is actually a cleveland steamer museum in downtown cleveland. costs 9 bucks to get in

>be me at 8 years old
>Jared comes to speak at my school
>Big daddy J busts out his famous pants
>"Hey kids, who wants to volunteer?"
>raise my hand
>"You there, the blue eyed boy. Come on up here on stage!"
>go up on stage
>"Climb here into these pants with me!"
>climb into giant pant leg
>he's in the other
>pulls up pants so i am pressed against his crotch
>"There you have it, kids! That's how much weight I loss through perseverance and a low calorie diet at Subway!"
I have minor PTSD thinking that he masturbated to me that night. The entire school was watching.

Subway was by far the worst sandwich i ever had (TUNA for fucks sake. TUNA. not some bullshit tuna CREAM REEEEEEEE). I really hope they are better in murica otherwise y'all got abhorrent shitty ass taste.

Didn't Jared have sex with a 16yo. Wasn't mary 14 when God cucked Joseph?