You know user, this kinda feels like a date

You know user, this kinda feels like a date.

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I don't understand what you mean Rin, why else would you be here with me?

What the fuck, I don't even know you, how did I end up here?

No I'm not paying you for this, never asked for it.

It isn't?

I hope it doesn't cost extra

You're not the Rin I asked out on a deito!

and that's how user's isekai adventures begin.

Haha ikr. It really isn't though and you're paying.

I don't pay you to speak

Why are you dating boys?

>seize by the the means of reproduction

"Kinda"?

Are you retarded who speaks like that

is this post-irony

Don't be ridiculous, you're far too old.

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>You know user, this kinda feels like a date

Words I have longed to hear but never will. Why you do this?

Dick? Did you just dick?

Once you finish that drink it's gonna feel like a date rape

Is this a subtle way to say that I have to pay for the both of us?

Just kinda?

I want Bill Cosby to leave.

>longed to hear

Don't you dare to seduce me.

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Well it's not you stupid bitch, I'm only here for work. Pay for your own drinks.

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I don't get it.
Go back to sleep aniki.

>I don't get it.
I think it's pretty straight forward.

How many men have you dated so far today?

No?
Anime characters dont speak like human beings, its awful.

How is a genuine date between a male and a female feels like? I have not will not can not a date.

Hi 8man

Try or

Nice 8

"Ms Shibuya, are you trying to seduce me?"

How much will I have to pay you?

Does that mean I get the succ if I pay for your meal?

O-oh. He-h.

>keep staring at own drink or outside

You shower, dress up, smell nice and examine yourself in the mirror for about 10 minutes before heading out meeting a cute girl. You try to your best to get the filthy thoughts out of your head and remember to control your autism. You bring up normie topics and keep the convo steady, inputting jokes as you go on. Watch movies, eat dinner and then walk her to the bus stop and then tell her goodnight.

Its great. A bunch of anons say dating is too much for them but I felt like it was a rush. I honestly felt like skipping home because I didn't fuck up. But then you realize she didn't return any of your calls and texts for 4 days....then you realize you fucked up. 10/10 would recommend.

Sounds like a lot of trouble and not that rewarding. Why should I try dating when I can rewatch kokoro connect or gj-bu instead?

That all sounds terrible. It's a pretense. A charade that both of you know isn't real or desired and yet you take part in it anyways because ''that's what you're supposed to do''. While deep down you each have your own ulterior motives and you're no closer to the person's true self than when you started.

Sounds like all relationships.

Dating is overrated. Do what you want to do, not what society thinks you should do.

Y-yeah. I totally won't rape you after you pass out from that roofy.

What is this?

You kinda sound like you need to shut the fuck up and let me eat my damn lunch.

Why do anime girls love dick so much?

You too

They don't, you're thinking of doujin girls.

No, I'm really not.

How would you know? unless you know every single human being and granted you're not some beta autist who doesn't talk to people

Because by giving the 2D girl the same libido as men, it makes them more relatable and attractive

>thinking 3dpd is any different

You mean it's not!? Then the heck did I come here for!?

But you always hang out with her after school.

I want my face in her ass all day

Even when she's taking a dump? Especially when she's taking a dump?

So it's one of those scenarios where I have a one-way crush and she treats me as a free confidant, because I'm "nice"? It's suddenly all too real! Despair! The past memories brought back by this thread have left me in despair!

It is what it is.

That seems inconvenient but I wish you the best of luck.

Anime girls don't poop. Except for Satania

>Why should I try dating when I can rewatch kokoro connect or gj-bu instead?

Maybe going outside will fix your shit taste.

Why is she naked?