ill give you a tenner if you let me shit in your mouth
Ethan Perez
Why do you keep posting this image? It's not even slightly embrassing. Is it because you're grasping at straws you pathetic rodent?
Josiah Williams
Why is The Guardian going broke again?
Thomas Gonzalez
What did Sup Forums mean by this?
Dylan Cooper
>vote tory in if you want a strong government handling brexit >once in they fold on everything >s-s-support mummy if you want a--
Not falling for this again*.
*I didn't fall for it the first time.
Grayson Garcia
I would like to see the proposals with regards to a trade deal. I doubt every EU regulation and rule is bad but the question is how much we will be able to reclaim. Otherwise there's no reason why we shouldn't go the WTO route.
Jackson Johnson
Go to college and get your GCSEs, you can usually do it for free. Apply for a job and save up some money then decide if you want to take your A-Levels or not.
Jose Murphy
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Xavier Sullivan
They lost a very important shareholder couple years back. Been downhill since
They're bleeding so much money they can't even keep their shitty website going.
Evan Morgan
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Jason Jones
>HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!
Christopher Anderson
Because we are damned and are now in hell.
Oliver Cox
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Owen Martin
>Not even slightly embarrassing >I'm friends with an e-celeb guise, and he totally wouldn't want to be your friend
Nolan Hughes
That's not even Eddie's real leaving post.
Carson Phillips
You know what? I think marrying Meghan actually is a strategic move on Harry's part. Here's why:
-By intermarrying with an American, you share our military which means you guys are back up top with the US as a superpower, which means you guys get your navy and colonies back from the US.
-All citizens and goods free to travel between Britain and the US, meaning Brexit ain't nothing but a thang.
-You get to share your superior culture with our superior technology, coming together to form the birth of an Ameri-Anglo masterrace.
I don't understand why you guys have to be so butthurt about this. This marriage literally fulfills everything Britain has been striving for over the last 15 years.
Bentley Parker
Anime hasn't been mentioned ITT.
Grasping at straws.
Jose James
I will no longer demean myself by continuing to engage with those who post here. I have come to the conclusion that they care not for truth or justice, but are merely interested in following established figures, regardless of how much they may claim to revile them.
After a brief hiatus, I decided to give you a second chance. After the dust had settled, I assumed the Eddie-mania that had gripped otherwise rational people on that Sunday may have faded. It had not. So, how did you lads repay me for returning and injecting a bit of spice into an otherwise dull general? By mocking my taste in music. By consistently filtering my joyful contributions. By time and time again bringing up the oft-referenced but little understood spat with Eddie.
This is without mentioning the brain-numbing commitment to useless traditions; the thread links, namely. I would often produce informative and relevant threads relating to figures in the Grime scene. This is a scene that most of you really ought to engage with, as it is a fast growing, and increasingly complex, area of music. Grime is the music of the 21st century, and despite my consistent efforts to educate you on its founding fathers, and modern day pioneers, again and again you created new threads. Claimed that mine were not "legitimate" because they did not contain links. Links that anybody could find with even the briefest visit to Google news.
To those who supported my crusade to modernise and energise Brit/pol/, I ask you to carry on the good fight. To those who stood in my way, I will say only this.
When this general stagnates and fades away because of your unwillingness to adapt and change, you will cry out for somebody just like DanTheMan. Somebody to save this dying general.
Signed, DanTheMan
Joshua Jones
Alignment is the important word in the agreement. Alignment means we choose what laws we align or not. Essentially, we're going to end up in a situation where we are full brexit post 2019, able to strike trade deals with the rest of the world and the EU shit with NI we can align specific laws to. Win win
Jordan Gonzalez
You retarded bong, you're not even close to time for them to offer anything of value right now. So do what you do best, just sit there like a drunken mong and tell them to fuck off.
Those 2 words. Fuck off. Practice that.
Matthew Ward
Ffs eddie what are you, the WNIDF?
Brandon Collins
On a wider note, much have you lads got in your bank account?
Tyler Sullivan
It was in context to the conversation. If anything, the embarrsment is upon the anonymongs who idolise ecelebs to such a degree they think they're beyond contact.
Jackson Robinson
The Tripcunt life cycle.
>Tripcunt reaches maturity and begins to look for a suitable host. >Does not want to compete with other large groups of attention seekers and narcissists on other websites and wants to appear to be special on place known for being Anonymous >Attaches itself to its host, the Brit/pol/ thread and starts attention whoring it up, circle jerking off other tripcunts and agreeing with them. >Attempts to start making threads and claiming that Brit/pol/ is only there because of their special efforts to keep it alive. >Anons start to leave the thread for other places, often the other chans brit/pol/ or they stop posting here altogether >Few Anons that are left begin to boil with hatred and start to bully and target the tripcunts, calling them out on inconsistencies, mocking them for their previous posts, using any weakness they have against them. >After a concerted and dedicated campaign by anons to unhinge and crack the fragile ego of the tripcunt - they are invariably successful. By this stage the Anonymous posters of Brit/pol/ have already won. >The tripcunt begins to lash out in pain and confusion at the other posters - becoming more and more desperate and obnoxious. They will start to spam threads, they will become aggressive, they will lash out. >Tripcunt either ends up doxxed and stops posting forever or cracks into pieces making a long, tearful and cringing post claiming how nobody appreciated them and that everyone else is to blame and that Brit/pol/ is shit now. >Other two-bit attention whores see the vacuum left by the tripcunt and rush to take its place, unknowing the same will happen to them,
Tyler Robinson
Reminder to filter trips
Brayden Morgan
Filtering this 56 percenter. Spastic that doesn't understand the situation. Bye
Christopher Robinson
>How do I get out in 1 year
David Young
>who idolise ecelebs to such a degree they think they're beyond contact. That's a funny way of saying 'are so disinterested in they wouldn't think to contact them'
Mason Ward
Probably my favourite.
Austin Perez
I'm off on a date lads... First Time for ages. fuck, so nervous, didn't know what to wear.
think I've picked the right synthesis of formal and casual, watta you lads thing?
Oliver Fisher
GCSEs won’t even take a year, maybe six months maximum.
Aiden Miller
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Charles Green
FRESH kicks senpai
Jose Watson
It's the same result retard. People who make YouTube videos aren't on pedestals, you're the insecure little faggot who's pretending they are.
Camden Harris
Trade talks will not start until February at earliest, EU tells UK
And a deal must be concluded by October. 8 months to strike a trade deal when it took Canada 7 years? We're going WTO
Jonathan Ward
Eddie has always sucked off WN in almost every thread, in October and November there were entire threads filled with them jerking eachother off, agreeing with one another and shouting down dissenting opinions. They'd meet up for casual sex if they were closer.
David Clark
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Hunter Walker
Post your height and weight.
Christian Johnson
Happening when?
Jordan Davis
Nigger I'm not getting out in a year by getting my GCSEs. A levels are 2 years tops.
By the time I'm qualified to get the fuck out of here the country will be a smouldering pile of rubble. Fuck this, I'm taking a train to Syria and applying for asylum in Canada.
William Ramirez
> People who make YouTube videos aren't on pedestals, How does being disinterested in them put them on a pedestal?
Benjamin Jenkins
>we're going second referendum
Fixed.
Kevin Morales
Don't forget to offer her a scamp fry....
Jackson Morris
Anglicanism is the denomination of the 21st century
Liam Nguyen
It'll be a bloody fight in our politics, but the calls for a second referendum is still a minority. A more likely scenario is we go WTO
Ryan White
>A-Levels are 2 years tops. What?
Andrew Edwards
>"I served my country" >Didn't mention it was at mcdonalds
Ian Campbell
Join the forces.
Samuel Stewart
Show me one A-level course that is 6 months long.
Ayden James
AS level is first year A level is the second
Thats the sixth form system
Jayden Reyes
lmao if this is actually you. Lose the fucking jacket and windor knot you nonce, open the top two buttons on your shirt and just wear that
Noah Sanchez
Well Tony Blair is still walking the earth so my bet is she'll retire and get a top job at goldman sachs
Brody Gray
That's not fat.
Ayden Anderson
>t.
Elijah Allen
>tfw my bellend stinks of scampi at all times
Brayden Carter
Register as a private candidate. I said GCSEs can be completed at six months tops not A-Levels but two years is far too long.
Parker Reed
Nice to see this general has degenerated yet further.
I'm not coming back, though. You cunts made your bed, now sleep in it.
My hat is low, my trousers too And people say that I'm too rude But I don't care cause I'm the shit So you can all just suck my dick Just suck my dick My big black dick
Gabriel Thompson
I think you're eating them wrong
"Ill show you fat"
Asher Walker
bitcoin
Parker Murphy
Brexit would have been handled just fine if Sir Ivan Rogers didn't step down.
Logan Sanchez
That shirts too big for him, it looks like my work shirts.
Wyatt Jackson
Are British """people""" even human?
Jaxson Howard
I thought the Nazis din du nuffin and just wanted to be friends?
Jace Wright
Show us your flag, 56%
Ethan Johnson
>Spastic reading the Channel 4 updates
John Lee
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Levi Reyes
Fuck off with that ableist shit m8. Not cool.
Squad don't fuck with none of that shit
Owen Barnes
I know this is probably bait but on the off chance this is actually you, lose the jacket and tie.
Carter Mitchell
Off to the gym lads
Luis Scott
>it's another tripsmidges btfo thread nice
Camden Bennett
No thanks, I don't want to be the last one to buy in before the pump and dump ends.
Luis Turner
Just because you're fatter doesn't mean he isn't fat.
Carter Wright
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Aiden Hughes
Spastics really are getting uppity these days.
Jace Green
hide the vhs porn
Jaxson Stewart
Nice one senpai what gym you at?
Man goes to the virgin active gym on Humberston Avenue. If man wants to lift some weights with me sum time just say, aight?
Oliver Gomez
Sorry m8, don't know what came over me.
Jaxon Miller
>that horrendous mixing of patterns for the shirt, tie and jacket >those fucking Deano tier jeans >those fucking jester shoes
Sorry guys we don't have a constitution. I was lying.
Caleb Edwards
>Man goes to the virgin active gym on Humberston Avenue. If man wants to lift some weights with me sum time just say, aight? I guarantee you speak like some home county toff irl
Sebastian Richardson
There should be background checks before you vote. If you've ever played a video game or watched an anime you should be banned from voting. Politics is for adults, not children.
Colton Turner
The Gym center of Norwich. Come find me and we'll work on in bruh any day
Camden Ortiz
What if you did those things while you were a child?
Jonathan Brown
That was really funny, congratulations.
Christian Nguyen
That was really funny, congratulations
Hunter Cox
Nah, my ends was full of shady mandems. I aint no roadman but I aint no toff, put it this way: MY ENDS WEREN'T DRY. get me blud?