Gulp gulp gulp

>gulp gulp gulp
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

Why do they do this? No one has ever done this in real life.

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I've done it before. Actually I might do it all the time. But I don't drink beer.

Actually, how can you not do that after drinking a huge glass in one breath?

Dunno. Japs don't even do it in real life.

I do. Usually when drinking a huge amount of water at once.

How else will the Emperor know you just drank something if you don't telegraph it loud and obnoxiously?

Slamming the glass down loudly while making that sound.

Now I want a show where it sounds like they're screaming in pain after every beer.

Wait, you mean people don't actually do this?

The sound is PUAH~~ numbnuts.

I do sometime.
especially if the drink is fresh.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
I don't think I've ever seen this happen in either anime or real life.

What if you break it?

HA-SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It happens bruh
youtube.com/watch?v=ebtKHqzBxqk

Make sure you only do that with a sturdy enough glass.

Why wouldn't you scream in agony after chugging an entire bottle of poison?

Then you cut your hand and die gloriously in the service of the Emperor.

Literally every time Misato drinks a beer in Evangelion you fucking pleb

why does beer taste so bad?

slavs do this but it comes out less obnoxious

is that 100% alcohol?

Try something with less hops or buy cans and shotgun it, so you won't have to taste it

There are lots of different kinds, user. Nothing wrong if you really don't like it, but there's a whole world of beer out there you should try before writing it off completely.

It sure doesn't sound like that.

True, beer taste like urine tbqh.

They don't? I do ocasionally.

Maybe your urine tastes like beer

>gulp gulp gulp
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you'll like it when you grow up kid

I do this literally all the time
Of course when I'm by myself. Which is every time.

I'm 41, and still tastes gross

This is true. Nothing like a couple of cold ones after work, while grilling or taking a break from a home project.

You probably don't work very hard. Beer is more of a laborer's drink.

>Beer is more of a laborer's drink.

Yeah, all those underage high school kids must all work long days at the coal mines

All alcohol is overrated. I pretty much only drink it at family gatherings and shit now.

The fuck are you talking about? Whiskey is a true man's drink

>not drinking cabernet sauvignon

Plebs

ITT: gay homosexuals from reddit and Sup Forums

PBR isn't real beer.

no 100% rocket fuel

>reddit and Sup Forums
>different things

Spaniards make better wine than you do, Pierre

All those high school kids, much like don't actually like beer. Not even when it's some watered down shit like Miller Lite. They're probably knockin back some fruity heartburn inducing shit for the ladies.
Whiskey is fine and all but it's not really a social drink. Then again, I drink it straight so it's not something I can drink over the course of a few hours by itself. Can do with beer.

I'm an asian and it's pretty common to hear those.
I guess people inhale first before drinking and exhale as loud as they can in retaliate afterwards.

Not, it just means the can is 100% full

get better beer

>watched all my friends become sober fucks
>meanwhile I use booze as both an enabler and as 'training weights' while playing vidya
>mfw someone puts in Smash Bros at a party

I love alcohol, but then again my home city is a beer town so it was kind of inevitable.

vodka can actually induce this effect

maybe elevens are big enough lightweights where beer does this at some alcohol percentage.

It's easy to drink beer all in one gulp. I love beer. But I don't scream like that when I do drink all of it in one gulp.

I couldn't take whiskey to be honest, I puke easily with whiskey.

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>it's not really a social drink
Where do you think you are?

It's weird because sushi/sake is the standard even though beer is obviously popular.

>gulp gulp gulp
>BBRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Or just try kölsch. If you can stomach that garbage then congratulations, you've had one of the worst beers in the world and most anything will taste good in comparison.

I also tend to gulp beer when I'm drinking from a pint glass/mug, just easier and more enjoyable to drink that way.
I do kinda exhale heavily afterwards though, I did partially drown myself for a moment after all.

>Drinking alcohol
Do you want to die sooner or something?
Don't you want to live long enough until scientists make a device to full dive into 2D world?

>Do you want to die sooner or something?
Yes

Okay Sup Forums, you've been invited to go out drinking with your favorite Sup Forumslcoholic (or just your favorite Sup Forums character who would likely enjoy drinking).
Sex is almost assuredly off the table, but a good time will certainly be had.

>who invited you?
>where do you go?
>what are you drinking?
>predicted outcome

>This post

I don't go out to places with people. Call it off and go back to practicing making campfires fires in the woods without any lighters and lifting rocks while meditating.

I roll for initiative.

maybe because hearing gulp gulp gulp and silence sounds akwards

I love dark rum the most so far but not on its own. Santa cruise is my favorite cocktail.

>you've been invited to go out drinking with your favorite Sup Forumslcoholic
No I haven't. Nobody would ever actually invite me to do anything.

What's the most anime beer?
Asahi?
Kirin?
Obscure local microbrews?

>die sooner
Not if you drink responsibly and in moderation.