Ban so much that the citizens only have cucumbers for self defence
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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITIAN
Gavin Roberts
Carter Hernandez
You know, if you shoved that forcefully into someone's rectal entrance without lubrication it would be extremely painful
Lucas Thompson
typical British fag response
Luis Edwards
it's pretty sad, not sure what's wrong with those chaps
Nathaniel Sanchez
I agree. Even with lube it wouldn’t be pleasant.
Justin Long
It can end in a lethal anal hemorrhage. A trained person can probably destroy your anus with much less.
Luis Green
It's time to have a conversation about common sense assault cucumber control.
Jeremiah Price
So many non-geographic flags.
Hmmm
Justin Ward
OI MOIT DONT DO BE A MISTAKE AND PUT DOWN THE SPOON
Jeremiah Thomas
Something just broke inside me while reading this
Dominic Gomez
Highly dubious
Josiah Rivera
After missing out on getting Allahu Akbarred in Borough Market by about 10 minutes, I decided to buy a weapon as protection. Best I could find (legally) was an umbrella. True story
Mason Mitchell
A polonium-tipped umbrella?
Aiden Cook
Mind the crime numbers,
Give up your cucumbers.
Logan Smith
yeah cause everyone is a cia psyop shill. fuck off lmao your empire is in the hands of africans now
Mason Green
For you
Hudson Jackson
>The dildo with the most Glasgow
The absolute state of the UK, fucking pathetic
Nicholas Roberts
For you
Nolan Taylor
Don't be a mook, bin that cuke
Isaac Gutierrez
DON'T MAKE A BLUNDER PUT DOWN THAT 'CUMBER!
Brayden Gutierrez
Unfortunately not, I don't work for the Kremlin (yet). Just a good old fashioned heavy one, which I could probably use to defend myself against a knife attack
Cooper Murphy
>bomb disposal officers
>blow up garage
you would think that this is something they wouldn't do
Leo Ward
kek
Anthony Adams
Might as well stay in the EU at this point
Asher Baker
Come on reg, bin that veg