Catchy

No Hymen No Diamond

that's a ring though

youre either a virgin or a hypocrite

Besides, I think the basic golden ring is the best, why have diamonds on your fucking finger for the rest of your life? seems unpractical.

just thought it was funny and possibly worthy of a thread

problem solved, OP.

Are you that fucking stupid? The hymen is not an indicator of a woman's virginity. Sometimes they'll break all by themselves. And there are some cases where a woman's hymen doesn't break at all.

Technically that picture says "no hymen no no diamond"

>makeup
>vaginoplasty
>hymenoplasty
Women really are the ultimate deceivers.

Absence of Hymen doesn't mean the girl is not a virgin.

Anus gaped? You ain't wife shaped

>And there are some cases where a woman's hymen doesn't break at all.

Maybe if you're the dude in this scenario.

Hymen no longer in tact?
She's a whore and that's just a fact

No cherry no marry

Kek.

youre such a fucking monkey

If her twat is not tighter than a chinamans wink
she ain't wife material I think.

Here you go. Have fun.

I agree! #virgins4lyfe hahaha

>, I think the basic golden ring is the best
I'd say a platinum band, but that's really expensive

>No Hymen No Diamond
It rhymes so it must be true.

I will definitely remember this one.
It's got a nice beat & it's catchy.
It's already stuck in my head.

>No Hymen No Diamond
>No Hymen No Diamond

>diamonds

for people who claim to be redpilled ya'll are literally falling for a marketing campaign

It's high status for a woman to wear impractical things. The more expensive it is, the more it shows that you have a rich husband and the more impractical it is it shows that you have servants doing everything for you. That's why they have big hats, long finger nails and all that.

>holding men and women to the same standards
Who does this?
White knights and feminists don't.

Platinum, silver, gold, does not matter, I was mainly talking about the shape.

If her butt is untouched
Then marry you must

>platinum band, but that's really expensive
Go for a white gold band.

The fact that this exists goes to show that people still realize female virginity has value, even if they don't like it

Thank god Finnish women are practical.

I mainly prefer the colour
Just looked it up, good tip

>marry a girl with fully intact hymen
>she's secretly had 100000 Jamal cocks in her ass and never told you
cuck idealogy just raise your wife like normal people do

>yfw broke your hymen when was younger by accident

>If her butt is untouched
>Then marry you must

Rhyme seems a little forced.
Odd time signature rhythm is awkward.
2 1/2 stars.

>accidentally jumped on Jamal's cock

No I accidentally jumped on a bath toy when I was 9/

You're pronouncing one of those words wrong

Alllaaaah Akbar,
No need for diamonds,
Goats and chickens suffice

If no hyman
No diamonds
Only stones for that witch

You roasties know the rulez, tits and worn out pooze or gtfo

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>bath toy
That's a terrible thing to call Jamal. He's a person too, with feelings and emotions

By this logic, men should stay virgins untill marriage as well. Enjoy your wizard status.

THATS IT! THATS FUCKING IT!
WHY DID WE NOT THINK OF IT BEFORE!?
WE JUST HAVE TO MARRY OMISH WOMEN!
Raid! Raid the omish villages! I want a red head.

Alternatively
>9
>England
>Some joke about calling your mulsim husband a bath toy

>Offering a diamond to a man
I think it still applies. No to gay marriage and whatnot

This is the most cringe inducing shit Sup Forums has every come up with. Especially since the people who came up with it almost certainly masturbate to hardcore porn daily

>tfw this cuck doesn't know the hymen is a permanent part of a pussy

is someone doing this to devalue by diamonds by creating a surplus?

It makes no difference anyway. The purple who subscribe to this shit would never had gotten sex anyway so its a zero sum game. Kind of liked starving Africans boycotting food

I found a girl this year who was a virgin, and was self contained at one point in the relationship. Then after we fooled around (didnt fuck yet, was saving that for a special occasion) she started getting greedy. Told me that she wanted someone else later on down the road, and I was like fuck you. Told her to fuck off and go suck someone elses dick. Probably did and havet dated since

Hmmmmm... Good on you. Hard to resist BJ.

Rubber Duckey, you're the oooooone
you make bath-time, so much fuuuuun

In Southern states this doesn't work. Things like horseback riding tend to break that thing.

>used pooze here, get yer used pooze, hot salty used pooze

Never pay new car price for a used car

That's just what roasties say because they've fucked twenty guys name Chad

Cherry and marry are pronounced the same though, is english not your first language?

Who's riding Who, amaright?

my wife lost her virginity to monkey bars

That'll teach her to go clubbing in Harlem

>my wife lost her virginity to monkey bars
I love this thread

Hahaahaha

Unironically true.
>inb4 all Roasties are liars and must be gassed

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It does make sense, it seems logical, that if a man is willing to bet his future on a woman and pledge to take care of her that she at least not be a whore.

Good luck.

kek

I've fooled around with virgins before, they don't know what the fuck they're doing. Experience trumps "chastity" whatever the hell that is.

>my wife lost her virginity to monkey bars
Oh, there was a monkey involved alright....

>tfw took gf's virginity
>tfw I'm dating a trad girl

It's not all that great desu

have fun being single

If she's never had dick in her
Then you know you married a winner

Jesus, it must be easy to shit. She can literally stick her hand up her ass and clean it with a sponge.

>bath toy
how many times?

>its another “diamonds have no real value” episode
user, don’t you see that creating value for something makes it inherently valuable. Money is just paper, but would you get rid of it? No, because it holds value. Same with diamonds, its just a rock but it’s worth something because people give it value.

what's the problem?

>giving even a virgin girl a diamond
>buying the crystalline jew

ohhh my favorite i love this one

Not in American English. Cherry and Marry rhyme.

I broke my hymen because I shoved a tampon inside when I was 13.

expects marriage and kids
kinda boring in bed, kinda boring in general

First gf? As someone who's dated non traditional women trust me read is the best you can get. Whatever minor annoying things she may do is nothing to the horror that is a modern woman.

*Read

I mean trad, fucking autocorrect

>no hymen no diamond
>the hymen is a permanent part of the pussy

Yeah her friends are total whores, I'm glad shea not like that

Shoo shoo roastie

Sounds purfect.

even if the hymen is broken, there will still be pain. TMI but I still don't like taking out tampons because it's painful.

That is the best possible thing you ungrateful twat.

>>the hymen is a permanent part of the pussy

"Intact hymen" doesn't rhyme well with diamond.

This is why nice guys Finnish last.

boring in bed is your fault really

Wow
That is by far the worst attempt at anything ever
I want to say your joke sucked but it was that bad i cant even be sure you were trying to be funny
Whatever you were trying to do
It was just horrible

>kinda boring in bed
>kinda boring in general
Faggot, boring women are the best kind. They're content to stay home and not go out being whores like modern women.

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>My wife lost her virginity to monkeys *in* bars

Fixed that for you

OP is a faggot

OP is a faggy faggot

OP, I have news for you:

men don't have a hymen

OP, you are a faggot, as in, you are a homosexual

OP, you like to have sex with men, why are you talking about a part of the female anatomy and a mineral trade dominated by niggers in africa?

what does trading mineral deposits that refract light with niggers in africa have to do with female anatomy?

OP, why are you a fag who cares about female anatomy? shouldn't you be concerned with male anatomy? I just don't understand why a homosexual cares about female anatomy