Woman Becomes ‘Engaged’ to Chandelier
33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,”
breitbart.com
Can she fit the whole thing in?
>Mexicans and Arabs and other browns are pumping out children by the dozen while white people are getting married to decorative light fixtures.
top quality post
>Woman Married to Chandelier Fatally Electrocuted
an impressive gaping fucking hole that bitch must have
Chandeliered?
>the absolute state of bongland
I blame the illuminati
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Idiot. Let me translate Woman to English for you.
"I'm 33 and i look 50, no man that i find attractive/rich enough would ever fuck me. Thus, i shall act as if i don't want any man, pretending that i want to fuck chandeliers until some wild White Knight appears to save me from my misery"
>A person familiar with her thinking stated that they plan to play "You light up my life" at the ceremony
GLASSED
Or cats...
>not naming it the CHADelier
you fucked up
>Prefers to just hang around. Has never walked in his life
>When disfigured madmen need to drop something on the audience at the Paris Opera House, they rely on him
>Is many different mixes of colors, such as bronze, orange, yellow, brown and gold, but is one of the icons of rich white culture
LOL
>fag marriage isn't a slippery slope they said
>its just a fallacy they said
She probably has one of these too... or maybe a clapper... clap on, clap off
Underrated
>aktion t4 was a bad idea they said