Cop hands you this

>cop hands you this
>"if you fail we will shoot you!"
wat do

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cry and shit myself begging the cop to let me go

can't fail if you never start

twist it

Looks like I die, never understood what the fuck these things are.

FUCK IT

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PULL IT!

I TOLD YOU TO BOP IT!

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club one over the head with it, disarm the second, melt them.

TWIST IT OR I WILL SHOOT, YOUNG MAN

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FLICK IT

DO IT

DO IT NOW

NOW TWIST IT

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it's sad that this meme isn't a meme at all, but reality.

w-what

Don't be silly. I'm white.

I was a fucking pro at bop it extreme

Set it for multiplayer mode. When it says "Hand it", give it to the officer.

LOL

bop it

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"bop it"
"twit it"
"GUNGUNGUNGUNGUN"
"spin it"

*BLAM*

>hear "Pull it!"
>get shot

flick it

>shitty slide thread
>full of tumblr gifs
The cancer is terminal.

IF YOU DO NOT BOP IT I WILL SHOOT YOU

D-does this game have a win condition? I thought it goes until you fail

>Pu-

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just like the justice system in america

tfw bop it three time world champion

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Don't fail? Obviously. Also, don't hold a loaded rifle out of a hotel window.

NEW GAME!

Take my chance and fail on purpose.

unloaded pellet rifle*
held it out of the window according to a clearly hysterical 50 year old soccer mom*

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fuck obvius slide thred i dun goofed

>turn on multiplayer mode
>bop, twist, pull, spin, and flick the everloving fuck out of the machine
>"pass it"
>pass it to officer
>officer inevitably fails
>officer becomes an hero

lol I'm a dead man walking then. The game never ends, it just keeps getting faster until you fail. If he said I had to last 2 minutes or something then at least I would have a chance.

STOP RESISTING

>Bop-it! - Bahnk
>Twist-it! - crrrch
>Pull-it! - Eeeun
>Spin-It! - bbbueee
>Flick-it! - Cruck
>Shake-it! - chchchchch
>Bop-It! - Bahnk
>Obey-It! - Bang

Are you fucking stupid? It was an air rifle, and he didn't hold it out his window, it was sitting in the sill.

kek

What's a slide thread?

How is this not a slide thread?

The cop in OP's pic gunned down a white man who was on the ground luterally crying for mercy.

The cop was acquitted of all charges.

I bet white people are going to protest....

no no wait

cops will continue to do this because conservatives hate blacks enough to not change the laws

Joke's on you. My high score is 461.

Stop posting and lurk moar.

>get to 462
>break your own record
>fuck up anyway because failure is inevitable
>get shot

The laws don't even need to change. People just need to stop sucking bacon cock so hard and push for more convictions.

show him my badge and shoot him if he resists arrest.

Officer please we are both 56%ers we are in this struggle together we are mutt brothers ... please don't make me...
>POW POW POW

*heh jokes on you young man I'm 1/8th german and white *

We now have a thread theme
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Actually Brailsford is an anglo surname
Shaver is a Germanic surname
The eternal anglo strikes again.

North Korean vibrator.

I'm old. Is this like Simon?

we need Sup Forumsros here not /po/sers there

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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Fuck the mods

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How old? Because I'm old and had this toy when I was a kidl

Lost it.

we r legun hurrrr
Neck yourself.

pushing 50

twist it
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YOU HAVE 120 SECONDS TO SOLVE THIS OR I PAINT THE WALL WITH YOUR BRAIN MATTER

Nice contribution someone should shoot you for being a cuck.

why isn't he wearing any underwear?

Ah. I guess kind of like Simon, the toy will shout out one of five commands and you have to manipulate the certain widget based on what it says.

For example it will shout out BOP IT and you have to smack the middle button. Then PULL IT and you pull that thing. It'll increasingly get faster, but only one command at a time.

Your brains or mine, officer?

You must comply with a lawful order

>he won't be my private army and harass someone for me
Only cuck here is you.

AHHHHHH NO TALKING
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Because he was drunk, having some fun in life, generally care-free.
The problem is, old ladies and psychopaths exist. This is why vigilance is the highest priority.

Who the fuck cares if some liberal drug addict pussy dies? He made the world a little better by removing that guy.

kek

>you

so if a cop can shoot you if you put your hand near your waist band... can you shoot a cop if he comes near you? cops seem like a pretty big threat.

BOP IT

Isn't procedure go over to the guy with his hands up and cuff him?

What is with the whole crawl to me thing?

So... Clear and present danger and probable cause.
Those cops had exactly how long seconds to know if it was an air rifle IN THE ROOM?

Stupidity. Kills.

Remain prone with hands on the floor and head down, and do not move a muscle.

As far as they knew he was an armed suspect.

I've legit been thinking this for 2 days now.

If they can just walk up and murder you than you have a right to defend yourself from this state sanctioned murderers.

Imagine being such a scumbag degenerate that you're in a hotel with a woman who's not your wife, drunk many times above the legal limit, aiming a replica rifle out your hotel room while memories of a record mass shooting from a hotel window are still fresh in everyone's minds, and when the SWAT team shows up you act like a retard and more than once make reaching gestures at your waist while you're being told not to move your hands.

This. Based leaf.

LEFT LEG ON GREEN NO NO NO LISTEN IT'S LEFT LEG ON BLUE , OK LISTEN IF YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME I'LL SHOOT YOU , YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME IT'S RIGHT HAND YELLOW

I'm trying don't shoot

DID I SAY TALK

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
>BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

PS, with that pic, I recommend EXTREME caution when mixing a chlorate with ANY sulfate or sulfurous/phosphoric compound. Mix only small amounts at a time and add the glue to the the chlorate first.

I'm thinking of making some improvised weapons pics related to explosives and incendiaries, so give me a bit to ruminate on it and get some motivation.

Government and law enforcement are deathly afraid of explosives and incendiaries because their body armor and defenses are mostly ineffective against blasts and fire.

Pull it to go to the sound mode rather than the verbal commands. Then play it until the game stops and says I win


>I have done this before. I can't believe I actually win one of these threads.

>drunk many times above the legal limit
Blood was taken too long after death.
>aiming a replica rifle out your hotel room
Didn't happen.

NO ONE SAVE THIS IMAGE. THE BOMB DEPICTED KILLS THE BOMB MAKER, IT BLOWS UP IMMEDIATELY AND YOU DIE

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Took me a second.

These niggas are on to something here

>still fresh in everyone's minds

It happened before Vegas you fucking dummy.

But it happened in 2016 not after 10/1/17, you bitch.