Why aren't you going out tonight and getting pussy?

Why aren't you going out tonight and getting pussy?

I'm too busy fucking your mum

>I am afraid of VD
>don't want to die young
and plus fuk this bitches

i have a pussy in the closet that's not attached to a fucking whore called a fleshlight

18 years is a lot to pay for one night of vajay

I have pussy at home.

>Why aren't you going out tonight and getting pussy?
Because I'm ugly af.

no friends.

Money...that's it.

I'm looking for a wife, not a whore.

I'm married faggot

Says the suicidal NEET...

I can fuck whores anytime, its legal here.

Jerking off is free.

Studying for my civil engineering exams next week

I’m watching my dads house this weekend. May go out tomorrow night and just have a straight edge friend drive me.

>Op putting pussy on a pedestal
Lame slide thread.

I'm 30 and doing that redpilled me harder than anything else; that's why.

I could be doing millions of other things right now other than trying to chase a hole in someone's crotch.

Women are never important.

me2

I have work tomorrow. Also I can't feel sex so I don't care.

nowhere out to go for 50+ miles
we don't all live on the corner of main street and college avenue just across from the kinotorium

I have a wife faggot

I've literally had pussy for 5 days straight and I am frankly sick of it. My dick has been dragged through so much pussy this week it literally hurts. Not like superficial pain, like a wound, no, deep, its a deep pain. My cock hurts from within, not without. As soon as I was done with dragging my dick through her pussy, we started with the fisting... I have been fisted so god damned much in the last few days it would amaze you. My ass it literally a crater.

I'm no Chad.

I've had plenty. Cheaper to stay at home nowadays.

I have no money

Finals start Monday.

I'm too busy fucking my waifu nigguh

...

Yawn

too busy investing in btc to throw at whores. stop being a dumb faggot op

I watched The Big Short to get a better idea of the 2008 housing crash

Women are cancer

I work weekends

My girlfriend won't let me.

I fucked a pussy like a week ago. Didn't feel like shit, never during my life has fucking felt anything. I'm talking about absolutely anything, only a slight wet sensation is what I feel no matter how hard I pound

I've gripped my dick hard as hell since I was 11 years old and the nerve endings on my dick were probably destroyed utterly during my chronic masturbation which lasted for like ten years of my life.

Not that its actually too bad because my sexuality always only existed in my mind, even when fucking I only kept thinking the same bizarre situations which I've kept thinking since I was 6 years old. I can't really relate anyone when I've talked about sex with other people. Even the cheery chad types who think every guy wants chase pussy become despaired and disgusted after I've told them how I roll

I'm fat, I'm lazy, I'm extremely awkward in a public, flirtatious setting and my underlying political views are abhorrent to the average person, overall making me inadequate for short and long term interest, I'm an alcoholic and my drinking patterns have become incompatible with social drinking, and my dick doesn't work after years of antisocial pornographic consumption.

i have no money and im out of shape

>watching movies to understand complex financial economic problems
Not gonna make it

>going out and playing the "give girls free shit" game to get laid

how cucked can you get? just get an obsequious girlfriend or prostitute if you want to get laid.

don't really like casual sex tbqh

I thought about it but gained some holiday weight and feeling self conscious

Pussy is no good without love.

I live with my GF. We stayed in watched a movie, fucked, and now she is asleep. I'm up late browsing Sup Forums drinking a beer.

Shit is cash

Im about to go get Some cheap Beers and get fucked up. Anyone near Queens NY wanna hang no homo.

I spent the night building an insulated shelter for the feral cats in my neighborhood.

I made 5 pussies very happy.

Because we want nice wholesome girls what will bear children and maintain the household while the man works.

Cuz my girl and I fucked early on the day and now I’m driking with the lads

I hate and loathe people. I have neither the energy or patience to pretend like a give a fuck about the person attached to the pussy.

You can't say disease without ease

I drive.

3D is PD. If I ever want it I'll pay for it. Safer, cleaner, easier.

Im ugly and poor.

girls will fuck a big fat guy easily as long as you make them feel cute, but they wont fuck a small fat guy

you might be gay user

Also this.

Because I'm married retard. Why the fuck are you being a denegerate?
>ps I just got laid and didn't have to leave the house. Fuck, I didn't even have to shower or powder my balls.

Samez

whats your kik

Well Leaf at least you are honest.

Why are you such a degenerate that you aren't fathering white babies?

i'd rather be on Sup Forums looking at memes desu

I... uhh... went to the gym instead, alone. But I did get to escort an elderly man to Tim Hortons on the way because of the ice on the sidewalks.

Why would I want to?

I use Tinder to make the pussy come to me.

based. got a photo?

...

got off work at 9:45 and have to be back at 9 am, so i have to wake up at 8am, usually fall asleep at 4-5 am and sleep until 1pm, but now i have to try and fall asleep early which doesn't happen, so I gotta get drunk and smoke cigarettes and do some lifting and magick so that I am energenically drained enough to wake up for work where i make 10 dollars an hour even though I made over a grand in the last 2 days on bitcoin and litecoin

I've had an 8 year pussy chasing run and it has gotten me no where and only in trouble. On a much needed hiatus to think over priorities. Have fun chasing and if you aren't who cares. Every man is different.

Penis fell off when I was four and a half.

I had a shitty experience wanking yesterday..... I'm paranoid I might be getting ED.

I have to stick out nofap this time, my dicks has to work when the day comes that I finally get some goddamn pussy

Yeah maybe but the fantasies which I screen in my head never contained men and I really doubt I could get myself hard in the company of guys.

Its more like I've had this weird image of sex in my life since I was a kid, and it still hasn't evolved anywhere even as I've exposed myself to many nasty fetishes. The only thing that still makes my dick hard after all these years is this imaginary weird scenario of me being tied to metal pole and a thick fat assed chick sliding down the same oiled metal pole, right on my face. Some tumblr tier shit

Because I am married, and am busy at home racemixing with my non-Aryan wife.

There are fat people that don't smell? News to me.

Vaginas are the most disgusting thing on the planet and if i couldn't stick my dick in them i would make them illegal

I would rather fuck a lobster than a vagina, it is more aesthically pleasing (as long as it doesn't pinch my dick) and is a creature made by god, baginas are an afterthough and a wound.

this

Then who will be fapping to Hentai?

I'm tired of women only being into me for my looks. I'm a massive narcissist so it tickles my fancy one way but at the same time it highlights how many other things I have not in order to me.

i bought some earlier, i'm good til at least tomorrow

no you are just nervous, you have to spend time with a girl first

Too ugly

SMALLFATS BTFO! NECK YOURSELVES, FATLETS! OH WAIT

News flash: YOU'RE A HOMOSEXUAL

I spent like a year, lol. I had sex first daily, then after few months weekly and I did it just to make my girl happy. If she had complained headache, I would've been just as happy. It was the hugs that counted man..

because most of the bitches i meet i can't stand in the first place so I don't even give a fuck

I don't get along well with people because I'm an antagonistic autist. I spend my weekends lifting and getting drunk alone. It's interesting to think about just how many GAINZ I have lost with my rampant alcoholism and cardio problems.

Also, negative experiences in past romantic relationships have left me very cold and detached, unable to fully open up to people or even become intimate with them.

It's over, you broke your wiener. You might as well chop your face off.

I'm broke, socially awkward, and fat. 6" dick isn't enough to make up for that.

Because my parents are conservative and strict as fuck and treat me worse than a horny 16 year old girl. I'm like a fucking maid around here always cleaning and taking care of the kids. I'm a fucking 21 years old male and I can't go out to meet girls or socialize or have friends. I can't go to the GYM comfortably. And I'm always questioned if I spend too much time at school or if there's traffic after work at my weekend job 26 miles away and I don't make it in 30 fucking minutes.

A tranny or gay son is what they deserve for doing this to me.

I will be moving out soon when I get a full time, better paying job even if I have to drop out of school.

maybe you have lo test or something. its really unnatural. age 15-25 you should feel the need to cum inside skinny girls constantly eating at you nonstop

le 56 meme personified

>liking vaginas
you're the little cuck who worships women, women have 0 redeeming qualities, even boobs look weird unless they are wearing a bra, nips covered and tits pushed up is how they should be, natural hanging tits is weird as fuck

sidenote, homos should be put in mass graves alive and burnt

Penislicker.

skinnyfat, sub 6ft, can't compete, hate the music anyways, trying to drink less, save money for going back to school and a new furnace.
>haven't been on a date in over 2 years

it stinks and is diseased and causes cancer and you describe whoredoms and men are better so i stay here even though it's so jewy and you'll probably make a porno or the fall of man and kill yourselves for vaginas like adam did
>muh muh fuggen tranny jew august something something REEEEEEEEEE

Kek. Well I just got over being sick for a week, lost a fuck ton of weight, haven't been working out. I think I'll be ok nigger. There is a chance that a stacy will be hitting me up after she get's back from Winter break... not counting on it though. Just stoked that there is even a chance.... she is a 10

im not a fucking normie

Lol dick size. What do people think, you're gonna go from girl to girl in the bar and say you have a big dick? Only face and height matter, once she sees your dick she's already committed, unless it's really small

>woman
>commitment