Why are lonely christmas cakes always best girls?

why are lonely christmas cakes always best girls?

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Because you believe they'd be easy and relatable.

Because it's cute imagining a girl who wants to be with you so bad she'd take drastic measures?

They love you unconditionally and their sexual desires in sync or above yours. Men enjoy intimacy but most women are cold fish in bed lacking desire.

>i'm lonely

>they're lonely

we have so much in common!

Gives me someone to drink with

>i am lonely and available
>they in their sexual prime

fixed

>you will never meet a lonely Christmas cake at a bar and become drinking buddies

>you will never cuddle with a cake

won't work in real life. women who are even moderately attractive become turbo sluts over the weekend when they get drunk. maybe it works differently in Japan.

christmas cake is a myth.

What's the name of that rule that says if present, the teacher/mom/older lady is always the best girl?

Who is this cake? I would like to partake of her, by the ocean.

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It's more like they actually haven't been handed shit on a platter so they have a better chance of not being shallow users. Thats how I see their appeal anyways.

They have to try twice as hard to compete with younger women

why do cake threads always bring in r9k posters

It is an objective observation of real life women.

>cakes dont exist in real life and arent represented enough in anime or manga

feels bad

I don't know how it is in your country but here single women over 25 are either single mothers to boot or batshit insane

nobody gives a fuck about real women. if we did we would not be here.

we are here to discuss the christmas cake archetype as seen in anime and manga and other mediums. it's fun to entertain the thought of finding a person like that sometimes, which is why the occasional blog is tolerated, but that's all there's to it. now post some fucking christmas cakes or crawl back to whatever hole you climbed out of.

>cakes that will be single at 30

Women have a biological clock, the older they get, the less fertile they become. It reduces the chances of a healthy pregnancy.

It seems like they are rushing on instinct to find someone to settle down with, hence the desperation.

Need sauce, Google doesn't help

boku no pico

Fei is Chinese right? Is she ugly like a Chinaman?

40 yr old cakes are ok right???

>most women are cold fish in bed lacking desire
sucks having a small dick, doesn't it?

>in real life.
dumb ass

>character is supposed to be undesirable for their age
>is impossibly attractive
>doesn't even look old at all

That's just bad writing.

Because you believe years are magic and automatically turn flat japanese high school girls into busty american businesswomen

Because anime doesn't make them single for a reason unless it's an endearing one

Because you want to get laid but don't want to have to do more than have a penis and give a woman attention

The cake is real. I know cake in real life. They just can't crawl into your mom's basement window. You need to go out there and find them, user. There's very good looking ones who just work as teachers or whatever, pay for their appartment, their car insurance, and they go on vacation with other of their handful of "work friends", but they live a lonely life because they never found a guy to swoon them, due to their shy/reserved nature

This looks like a cleaner freehand tamashii

Because average in anime looks is still pretty fucking attractive. They have to really try to make someone ugly in anime

They work hard (usually they're teachers or office ladies in anime/manga), are lonely (and therefore not only relatable but also pure) and usually pretty mature (both physically and mentally). They're great.

Actually, due to a lot of factors (including western influence and increased female workforce participation) the christmas cake phenomenon doesn't really exist in Japan outside of anime. The new christmas cake is new year's noodles (same logic as with christmas cake, but with the 31st as a benchmark rather than the 25th. It comes from the fact that in a lot of East Asian cultures, long noodles are eaten for New Year's (they're supposed to represent a long and happy life). I think that in this regard Japan is unique in that it uses the Western calendar whereas other Orientals use the Chinese calendar, but the idea is the same).

I don't mind them being attractive, but I'd like older women to actually look a bit older. Even if it's just as simple as placing a few lines on the face.

It's more like perceived undesirability. Also age is a big factor, after a certain age it becomes much more difficult for women in Japan.
Isn't it precisely because there are more women in the workforce, so both men and women have to work insane hours that leave them with little time for social events that it becomes harder for men and women to hook up ? The celibacy/birthrate/virginity problem in Japan still exists after all. The Christmas Cake might no be a thing anymore, but the concept (lonely women near their 30's who want to settle down) should still exist in reality right ? Or is it slowly but surely getting better ?

As far as I know, there are two major misconceptions about this:
1. Despite herbivore men being blamed for Japan's fertility crisis, it's clear that they're only blamed for being men. Japanese women are actually far less interested in men than men are interested in women.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men
>In a 2011 poll of Japanese boys aged between sixteen and nineteen, 36% said they were not interested in having sex; the figure for girls in the same age group was nearly double, at 59%
To solve this problem you need to fix women, and that's always an unpopular solution because we're constantly told women can do no wrong.

2. Japan is far from the only country with such problems, and Germany actually has it worse.
bbc.com/news/world-europe-32929962
However, last year Germany's population grew modestly whereas that of Japan shrunk as per the predictions. You and I both know why, and that's probably why Germany is less hammered on: Germany is "solving" the problem and Japan is not (though this is one of those cases where the medicine is worse than the disease).

tl;dr: Japan has the exact same problem as the West: men don't want to get married anymore for various reasons, but women are even worse because they keep pining for the top 20% of men and (now being given financial independence) won't settel for less.

Nice. I did know about women being less interested in sex, wich is quite funny when you consider how the chrismas cake archetype is usually presented.

Japan's homogeneous population and culture is a godsend and they should be very happy about it, I don't know why they're complaining about population decline anyway; they're overpopulated as fuck. And once their economy and society adjusts to being of a smaller population it will all be fine, once the oldest generation die there will be progressively less old to replace them in proportion to the youngest, should take 2 generations or so and they're hardly a struggling 2nd world country so standard of living shouldn't suffer too much until it all evens out.

It's probably more like women over there don't want to be seen to be interested in sex because they'd look promiscuous, which isn't a problem with most western 'slut and douche' culture but I don't think it goes down as well in most East Asian social circles.

>Japan's homogeneous population and culture is a godsend
Not really, it's a result of Japanese outlooks. In Japan, even "racism" as a concept is practically unknown and seen as something Western, so they don't feel the need to apologize for something they've never actually done. Hence they don't even view Haafu's as really Japanese (as opposed to "New Germans").

>I don't know why they're complaining about population decline anyway
1. Someone needs to pay for the pensions of the increasing number of elderly.
2. A shrinking population probably means a shrinking economy as well. Japan's economy has been stagnating for about two decades (leading to a chicken-and-egg problem: are Japan's birth rates low due to a lackluster economy or vice versa?).

> Girls
Because they don't settle with a man and become women.

That's an odd thing for a virgin to say.

>using virgin as an insult on Sup Forums
>wasting wizardry on 3dpd

I was just pointing out the truth buddy no need to get all defensive about it.

>wow a girl that looks like that is a single forever alone virgin
>ugly NEETS can rationalize their lack of motivation
>if she can't find a decent partner then there is NO WAY that I can find a decent partner either
Feeds into your delusion. WAKE UP

Im not even the quoted user but you're obviously new here lurk 2 years before posting kiddo.

You're both just idiots who are completely ignoring the actual context of what happened in your rush to post copy-pasted replies to make yourself feel better and fit in.

If they're depicted as extremely desperate and willing to take any possible man (which for story reasons no one in their own universe is willing to be with them) it makes viewers think they could actually be with her.

Because you guys are most aware of the loneliness they feel and find them to be the perfect match for you.

>first guy tries to imply he's had sex with lots of 3DPD
>gets accused of lying and actually being a virgin
>you swoop in thinking you can look cool by posting all the usual responses
>say them to the person who called out the first poster even though it was the first poster that was bragging about having sex and insulting other people over it

Did you even try or are you genuinely this stupid.

Can someone explain, why Christmas cake?

This. It's also why I like flat chested girls with a complex about it.

lurk more

Is there a "Loving embrace" tag on sad panda?

woman older than 25 and you only eat christmas cake on the 25th. theoretically on the 26th you throw it away

meant for

Christmas cakes expire quickly after Christmas, and Christmas is also seen as a romantic holiday in Japan. So essentially, "Christmas Cake" imply that the woman is past her expiration date (wich is 29/30).

>Christmas cakes expire quickly after Christmas
On the contrary, they're rather long lasting

Worded it badly, I meant that they quickly go on sale.

I dunno but that's the exact opposite of all Christmas cake I've eaten, they're very moist and usually contain alcohol in the fruitcake mix so they last long. And in my house we never ate them until the 25, and they lasted weeks after that depending on how bit it was. Apparently you're not even supposed to eat them before the 25.

>they're very moist and usually contain alcohol
Accurate

Are we still talking about food? Because I'm getting very turned on.

i dont know about anyone else but being someone that was settled for out of desperation seems kind of humiliating.

>they're very moist and usually contain alcohol
What a coincidence, so am I.

Shit tier taste in beer right there.

I wish there was.

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Get fucked, cunt. I bet ya drink cider, ya pooftah.

VB tastes like piss. Go boag or go home

>VB
more like VD

They exist, you just wouldn't be interested. They probably wouldn't be interested in you either, everyone's standards are too high.

I don't know what the M is supposed to mean.

>Implying I'm not going to be that guy that Christmas cake regrets in the morning
>Implying I'm not the guy who's the kind of man she'd never be with
>Implying I didn't fuck her to within an inch of her life and made her and inspired her to do things that she would be deeply ashamed of in the morning and the following weeks
>Implying she's not going to be sore all over and leaking semen for days
>Implying every time she sits down she'll have a painful reminder of the violent fucking she received that night days ago.

And so am I. Maybe we should form a club.

>Violent fucking
>Not tender loving
>Giving her any regrets except not doing this sooner

SENSEI A CUTE
A CUTE

One of the good things about being more attracted to anime characters than real people is that I already know no one will meet my expectations in terms of physical beauty, so I'm not too caught up on looks and I'm able to just try and look for someone not repulsive whose mind I enjoy exploring.

Unfortunately, I am still pretty not good looking, and I don't really have anything to offer in a relationship, so I'm still stuck.

Tender love is something I don't give away easy. I'm not a manwhore.
The kind of mind obliterating body ruining sex she thought only happens in cheap dirty and kind of scary porn is easy.
The kind of love, closeness, and tender slow passion that you're implying?
That's something that happens in relationships.

Good luck fucking a dry trunk, gigolo

So what you're saying is to take responsibility, right?

Because you share the same amount of sexual frustration with her.

>draw H for living
>even shitpost on /vg/
Why is she so best

>gangbang nigger cocks

>best

proof?

hold on there fella

you just tried to get me to reveal the source now didn't you

you cant just badmouth other people without proof you know

Literally in the background you can see two niggers dicking this girls chest

whut?

what the fuck I was talking about the mangaka, who cares about some fiction character?

Generic faceless dark skinned sex dolls?

>draws gross smut

>expecting her to be pure and not BLACKED

Gen Urobochi directs some fucked up shit doesn't mean he kills people u know?

>However, last year Germany's population grew modestly
No suprise, since half of Islam moved in

exhentai.org/g/1010194/19f78749f6/

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What coincidence, me too.

Although I'm a neet.

Hey, me too. Though I'm not a neet

I've already given up on reality. But it's not like I'm good either, so no one really loses out.

>tfw 25 and single
I-It's not too late for me is it?

Because beta cucks feels like they are reachable.