#AUSPOL CHINK MY SHIT UP EDITION

Sup cunts. Its that time again.

Yesterdays threads:
>Malcolm Turnbull declares he will 'stand up' for Australia in response to China's criticism
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-09/malcolm-turnbull-says-he-will-stand-up-for-australia/9243274

>Australia needs protecting from its Parliament
baka.com.au/comment/parliament-cant-pat-itself-on-the-back-yet-20171208-h016ze.html

>Turnbull says Australia will 'stand up' to China as foreign influence row heats up
theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/dec/09/china-says-turnbulls-remarks-have-poisoned-the-atmosphere-of-relations

>Another big warning on debt for Australia. When will we listen?
news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/another-big-warning-on-debt-for-australia-when-will-we-listen/news-story/0bbec05e47caf8c6e8606e24b72bd2fe

>China is ‘unsettled’ by Australia criticism and showing ‘hostility’
news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/china-is-unsettled-by-australia-criticism-and-showing-hostility/news-story/b4bd54daef26e151fa55b962e8041d9c

>ASIO identifies political candidates with links to China
sbs.com.au/news/asio-identifies-political-candidates-with-links-to-china

>Australian anti-nuclear group ICAN to accept Nobel Prize in Norway
sbs.com.au/news/australian-anti-nuclear-group-ican-to-accept-nobel-prize-in-norway

>China lodges official complaint after Malcolm Turnbull's comments about foreign interference
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-09/china-lodges-official-complaint-after-turnbulls-comments/9242630

Other urls found in this thread:

stuff.co.nz/national/politics/96800358/national-mp-jian-yang-slams-defamatory-claim-he-was-trained-by-chinese-spies
sbs.com.au/news/labor-s-kristina-keneally-still-the-underdog-in-bennelong
youtube.com/watch?v=gPoiv0sZ4s4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Aight lads. We gotta do something about these goddamn chinks

>Turnbull standing up for Australia and implementing shit that was shot down 10 years ago
Fuck me am i still drunk?

Hard to believe I know

Turnbull is a spineless cunt.

Fuck chinks and fuck baizuo.

any cunts here going to the pub today or are you poofta cunts too poor to leave the house today as well ?

doing a bond marathon with a pint of VB, hows your sunday night?

Whats for dinner lads

Hurr durr hav anotha pipe cunt hurr centrelink hurr

Baked beans

Only rich tradies with chink cash go to the pub.

Snapper. Wasn't bad. A somewhat healthy dinner. Feel like a bit of a poof. Doesn't matter I'll be having pizza and beer tomorrow for lunch.

I was conisdering it but decided to have a night in.

Roast and tatertots senpai

Indonesian style kfc (chicken with rice and hot sauce)

This thread needs more diversity, his is now a Canada thread, everyone's favorite country!

>tatertots
Nigger detected.
Diversity is our strength

Why the fuck are people so anti-nuclear? You have to be legitimately retarded

People aren't. The greens are.

I been sleeping all day. Whats going on with the china shit?

>abbo calling anyone a nigger
>hating on fried potatoes in any form
All Aussies must hang.

Day of the burger soon seppo.

We don't want an Australian Chernobyl.

Friendly reminder Australia was never "white".

I'm with you, potato in any form is king

ive seen a poster of that middle one in ipswich. it lasted a day before it was defaced. kek.

Because nuclear families are bad goy

Cause we have so many earth quakes and tsunamis.....

I know Labor Green rats might find this disappointing

but we don't live in a corrupt dilapidated communist country in the 1980s

So remind us again, what's an Australian Chernobyl?

i prefer sunday arv power hours
pokies pay better

I thought you cunts said poof marriage wouldn't pass. You let me down.

salt and vinegar chips

lol I went so far as to print out "It's ok to be gay" stickers to both promote the vote and offset the Sup Forums version I started seeing pop up

That's pretty gay desu senpai.

the cost of resisting it was to let communist wannabes sell the continent to China

so do the math

>Never white
>Aboriginals are all either drunk, dead, or in the Outback
Good luck mate.
Besides, nuclear power doesn't really have any negatives in Australia. Our country has a

stuff.co.nz/national/politics/96800358/national-mp-jian-yang-slams-defamatory-claim-he-was-trained-by-chinese-spies


nu zealand actually has a Chinese spy MP, also he's supposed to represent us but refuses all interviews

ravioli and tuna

yeah only a spy would admit the truth goy

I met a good looking successful aboriginal woman last night. I would race mix with her if I had the chance.

>good looking abo
pics or shut the fuck up

>Malcolm Turnbull declares he will 'stand up' for Australia in response to China's criticism

Top fucking kek. As if. He's a stooge. He won't say shit. He'll just sit there and watch the Chinese purchase more land.

Out government are an absolute pack of faggots, and when the fucking Labour government gets in next term it's going to be even worse. Our country is royally fucked.

He actually had some pretty strong words, and even spoke in Chinese.

Might be an attempt to win over voters.

mum's lasagna because she's staying with us for a couple weeks and has to earn her keep

washed down with cheap aldi piss

>We don't want an Australian Chernobyl.
we've been running a reactor for a long time already without blowing it up

think we can handle it senpai

>when the fucking Labour government gets in next term it's going to be even worse
maybe they'll embrace this era of 'pride' and come out of the closet about sucking chink cock for shekels

any of you cunts know how to made openelec work without having to boot off the display I used to install from. I can boot off my monitor and change to a tv but then I have to reset everything if I want it to boot with the tv plugged in. inbf Sup Forums

>Trusting the chair and managing director of Goldman Sachs Australia 1997–2001.

I don't trust him, but he actually grew somewhat of a spine.

GET FUCK GOOK CUNTS

hay neet cunts
cenno debt collector here
PAY

Leave the blessed NEETs alone.

>implying there's a better choice

What is the "White Australia Policy"?
fuckin retard

i got that in the mailbox today

Fucking accurate though. If Labor win our economy will be even more fucked than what it is, and we'll be flooded with more immigrants. Not to mention they're harbouring an actual Chinese spy.

Can someone please explain how that snivelling little fuck Dastyari hasn't been charged with treason yet?

Holy shit thats amazing. Noway thats real

>Labor's Kristina Keneally still the 'underdog' in Bennelong
sbs.com.au/news/labor-s-kristina-keneally-still-the-underdog-in-bennelong

Holy shit

Hey bogans: why is it that all your Sheilas come up to Whister here and fuck us Canucks senseless? And it always comes with some rant about how fucking useless Australian men are: insensitive, useless in bed, dumb as rocks. Seriously. I get along great with u m8s but Aussie women just talk shit about you guys, pretty much all the time. Meet Aussie chicks backpacking, or on hols, same thing. Jus’ askin...

>i wouldn't get too concerned about the chinks buying up property in Australia...the greedy cunts have over leveraged themselves and when the correction finally comes around the cunts will be jumping off their inner city apartments because the poo tenants are six months behind on their rent.

Australian women are really horrendous creatures. Very easy to get into bed, very loud, very obnoxious. Entitled, fat cunts for the most part too.

Statistically speaking, the average Australian woman is:
>Short
>Fat
>Ugly
>Stupid
>Addicted to alcohol
>Single
>Over 30

Truthfully, it's hard to be positive about Australians in general, since even all of our men are kind of disgusting, weak, pathetic cuckolds who are happy to get split in half by the state's 16" mega dong as long as they can swallow some pissy light beer and watch the footy sometimes.

They fuck you because they fuck everyone and they say those things about us because they're generally true because we're all totally aloof.

Fuck not aloof in character but just indifferent to their feelings.

Anyone in brissie wanna come drinking with me?
I'm in fortitude valley and the bloke I was meant to hang out with can't come because his brother got hit by a car

any of you cunts in mt. gambier want to come do shard with me tonight?

You're talking about social sciences uni students. They are disgraceful with how they hold themselves towards society, getting so smashed that they are unashamed to piss in public, fuck 500000000 guys, take pride in having a cunt so wide a bus could pass through with clearance.

That's arguably the majority of women besides university students, too. This whole fucking country is doomed because we're just getting dumber and dumber. Literacy and numeracy rates are dropping, kids have no future, entire neighbourhoods being taken over by various foreigners.

What music are we listening to tonight lads?

> no replies
Bunch of weak cunts

brown bastards to follow.
young gas sniff nation

>entire neighbourhoods being taken over by various foreigners.
>probably greek or something

king gizzard and the lizard wizard, the murlocs, anything out of cucktoria really. Where only the best bands play.

>That's arguably the majority of women besides university students, too
I disagree, spend some time in a country pub and you'll quickly change your mind.
Don't ask me why, its kinda gay but I have it stuck in my head for some reason.
youtube.com/watch?v=gPoiv0sZ4s4

holy fuckall you have the ugliest niggers on earth.you need to unleash those hideous beasts on haji.

That's what our women do best. Gossip and bitch. Useless. I prefer your women actually.

The WHOOOOORE

>>r/incel

Girls on holidays go slutfactor ten almost regardless of nationality, and most girls here are quite promiscuous to start with. Furthermore, girls who can afford a trip to Canada without their husband or boyfriend have probably been working full time for a few years, and working on their career-girl aspect, turning them further away from traditional, quality female behaviour.

fucking aye pubs are shit now just overpriced beers and pokies nothing good about them
the salami and olive platters are half price at woollies
eating all that nice antipasto stuff

chicken stroganoff and pasta and I cooked a roast pork shoulder with pan juice gravy to sit in the gravy overnight to have for picinic lunch tomorrow. maybe a little tonight to check it's not poisonous

Also, 6167'ing

Nintendo winter vidya ost for the festive season even though christmas here is in the midst of an inferno

>doing meth

Fucking degenerate cunt. kill yourself.

Hate to say it but this is true
a lot of Aussie women are chubby it blew my mind the first time i went to Europe and saw what women are supposed to look like

>the salami and olive platters are half price at woollies
Both are better and cheaper at Spud Shed
Tony knows alot of italians

Can someone whitesplain the Dastyari thing to me? All I hear is vague shit after the fact about China and how he's a victim of waysism

Gooks paid off his debts. Gave him the "It's okay, we're not militarizing the South China sea" and now have intimate dinners at gooks mini mansion. He gave the speech to Parliament

Its not just China its everyone who wants to.
They're in damage control.
Citizenship scandal = espionage charges.

Spag bol

I mean our parliament is in damage control.
Trumps girth did this.

>check it's not poisonous
Always check

Is it looking like anything will come of this? Another thing I'm hearing is Turncuck talking shit about chink interference. Is this real life?

you haven't lived until you've sharded and fucked a hooker right after. cunt.

>Is it looking like anything will come of this?
Yes. China is crying racism. Chinese people are the most racist people you will ever meet.

Most of these Chinese "students" are spies.

Burger spies have been watching gooks do this everywhere. Told Malcom what they are up to just when dastyi got caught

They'll piss and moan and just keep doing it through proxies. Like everyone else does

Watch over the next 10-12 years, they'll resserect an emperor and become openly imperial. With the same people in charge

So is this the start of the de-chinkening or am I too hopeful?

No. Dastyari will be in parliament next week. And the week after. The only one keeping public pressure up on him is Clive Palmers Meme page funnily enough.

I'm glad we have nice cobbers in this country and no trigger happy autists.

nah, they have too many chopsticks in too many pies in australia for that to happen

Scotch fillet with creamy garlic at my local

WAY too hopeful. Turnbull is likely in their pockets as well. Never fucking underestimate the Chinese. They're insidious cunts who will not stop at fucking anything in their expansion.

Remember when Australia told the Chinks to fuck off out of Antarctica? Remember what happened with that? Yeah, the Aussies said "Please, Mr. ChinaMan. Don't take our land." And the Chinks turned around and basically said, "Fuck off. Make us." We didn't do shit. We never have, and we never will.

It's a fucking stunt to get conservatives back on his side because he knows he's going to lose the next election - if it gets that far. He's probably going to get stabbed in the back like Tones and Gillard did.