Kazuma says he refuses to be a cliche

>Kazuma says he refuses to be a cliche
>commits the most frustrating cliche of all by being too stupid/beta to advance his relationship with Megumeme

Why did they put romance in a comedy series if they're not going to go anywhere with it?

He's into older women and not a lolicon.

He's barely older and taller than her.

How could you not?

yes, and?
She's still pettanko loli.

he does not know what he's missing

Because weeb losers who can't get girls buy half-assed romance

Kuzuma is a man of standards, he wouldn't fuck one of the mental abortions from his team.

...

Because he loves her and not just want to wet his dick.

He was joking, I'm sure. Kazuma is a closet lolicon, but he isn't a pedo. He started to see her as a girl once she turned a year older even though she hardly physically aged.

all man are closet hebephiles. its prime breeding age.

And?
good ol' swiss army knife of retorts

>he's a closet pedo but he's not a pedo
What?

Sex doesn't have to be without love. I'm sure she wants it more than he does.

But the purest love doesn't need sex. Just like how Kazuma and Aqua's love for each other is the purest.

It's Agape dear friend.

Because Urusei Yatsura

When were you under the impression that Kazuma's word is worth more his stool?

You don't NEED anything besides water, food, air, and shelter, user.

They don't need to have sex, but why not? It's not impure if they stay together.

>is worth more his stool?

What?

Aqua's vagina is agape? The size of a hallway?

stool
sto͞ol/
noun

1.
a seat without a back or arms, typically resting on three or four legs or on a single pedestal.

2.
a piece of feces.

Gee child, how about growing up from your boorish joke? Luckily Aqua-sama is merciful. But watch your step, be careful that you don't slip in your bathroom.

Because when your publisher tells to keep a series going forever you really can't avoid falling into cliches. He/They need to pad out the content they had in mind and naturally one of the first things that spring to mind when you're desperatelly looking for more content to write are the same old boring cliches we, and probably they too, are tired of.

>Trusting Kazuma "i am not a pedophile" Satous words.

Nips cannot into romance, more news at 11.

No, seriously, you either get shoujo drama clusterfuck, porn with plot, asexual beta MC or eternal blue-balling. It's not that difficult to write a normal, well-paced romance with intimacy and non-pornographic eroticism, it's just autstic audience that can't stand this kind of thing. And it doesn't help that authors usually are part of said audience and editors/publishers don't let writers do risky stuff.

Roleplaying as a goddess is sacrilege

Wronggg.

>“Of course! The doctrines of Axis Cult include ‘Do as you will so long it is not a crime.’ Follow your heart and use magic without care!”

Aqua-sama bless the Axis cult!

He asked succubus to give him older christmas cake dream, why would he suddenly like Megumi?

season 2 episode 2 pretty much revealed that megumeme is a cunt
Wiz and Darkness a best

He likes them big but he isnt picky. Darkness is pretty close to his ideal body but she creeps him so he doesent consider her an option.

>Megumin
>mental abortion

Delete this pleaae, her INT is maxed out

>author is baiting the megumemesters
top kek

Spice & Wolf exists, so it's definitely possible. It's just that anime and LNs aren't exactly known as a powerhouse for literary genius.

did they lose main artist or why everything looks so deviantart tier quality in season 2

No, he does consider Darkness an option, it's just that he gets utterly confused by her since her actions are so contradictory while Megumin is more straightforward. He likes her enough, but she's giving way too many mixed signals for him to actually go for it most of the time.

S2 broadcast version is being done by mainland asians.

Darkness' "But I'm a noble!" shtick is annoying.

It's all the same staff and it looks fine.

nigga purest love is sex and making love
get the fuck outa here with that shit

EP2 really did look fine.

Honestly, ep 1 also looked fine. I find people are harshly exaggerating.

It looked mostly like shit, just like the Opening. S1 had a lot of episodes that looked just as bad though.

>Why did they put romance in a comedy series if they're not going to go anywhere with it?
According to some people volume 10 actually developed their relationship further. Didnt really do shit in my opinion. If anything, it showed that Kazuma really doesnt care that much about her. Only thing we got was Megumeme being jealous, which further elaborates her romantic feelings towards him, not the other wayround, though. By now I have my doubts that this will ever turn into anything. Kazuma is just too disconnected and cant make up his mind who to go with. They will drag this shit out until Megumeme lost all her feelings for him and call it a day.

The problem with nippon romances is that they cant ever switch partners. In western romances DATING SOMEONE usually doesnt mean that the character is locked to that one person for eternity. In fact, in a lot of cases they try to cater to as many fanbases as possible and purposely split up couples. At least that way everyone ends up being happy for a limited duration of time. In Japanese novels dating someone usually means "this relationship is set in stone forever".

Whats this from? All I can find are some shitty tweets from last year.

Because Kazuma became aware of his popularity with Darkness and Megumin at the same time. As a result the shitty/scummy side of him took over and came to the hilarious conclusion that he's become a harem protagonist, and plans to "string along" the girls as long as he can to see how big his harem will get.

Yes, that's right, Kazuma wants to build a harem. Of course he's fighting a battle with the virgin-neet inside of him, so he's not very steadfast in his desires to play a "clueless" harem lead.

>. In western romances DATING SOMEONE usually doesnt mean that the character is locked to that one person for eternity. In fact, in a lot of cases they try to cater to as many fanbases as possible and purposely split up couples. At least that way everyone ends up being happy for a limited duration of time.

Cuck

He also didn't want to take advantage of an emotionally wrecked girl to get his dick wet. Which I can respect.

>still focusing on volume 9 when he could have developed the relationship in volume 10 but chose not to do so
Laughable approach.

>he wants to be a harem master by pretending to be dense

based

Nevermind I found it. Only 4 pages, boring.

Literally Ichika.

>Ichika
>Harem
Huh?

Vol. 11 looks to be Komekko focused, they might return to the Home of the Crimson Magic. We definitely gonna see more development of their relationship there.

But my gut tell me that Vol. 11 will be where we see Darkness confess or at least her realising Megumin have confessed and that she's losing the race.

>Let’s start with a self introduction—
>I love manga.
>I love light novels
>I love games, and I love anime even more.
>When I was enjoying these wonderful things, I often thought to myself:
>—Why isn’t he making a move even though this beautiful girl has pushed on so hard!? It’s not like you’re homo or impotent or something! If it was me, I would’ve given in a long time ago.
>But now, I was the one put into the situation of the male lead of a manga.
>It was now, that I finally understood everything.
>Please forgive me for saying such things to you guys.
>Right now I am being hugged by a young girl in a bed, and she just confessed to me. Please tell me what to do.

Darkness cant even decide if she wants to be in the race. Hell she cant even decide if she wants to get raped or not at this point.

Vol. 11 will be Komekko focused as Vol. 5 was Yunyun. Don't kid you are self.

Maybe, but in the context of our conversation, I was implying that while vol. 10 doesn't seem to develop much of the characters other than Iris, because vol. 11 is (hopefully) going to be set in Crimson Demon village, we'll probably see decent development between Kazuma and Megumin/Darkness.

Seeing Megumin being fully honest with herself and seriously gunning for Kazuma might spur her on though.

Darkness is a self sacrificing cuck. She will get off on the idea that she wont go after Kazuma and so Megumin will be happy. She is going to be masturbating like a madwoman while Megumin and Kazuma have loud sex above her room.

Put it in. Put it in from behind.
Put it in sideways, upside down and spin around.

Megumin love her party members though, so seeing Darkness like that might prevent her from going after Kazuma.

I seriously fucking hope we won't get ridiculous relationship drama though.

Pretty much

Darkness could probably be considered a weird tsundere mutation.

It's just that her tsun is fully justified because of Scumzuma's actions, and her dere is a result of Scumzuma.

I think the only serious moment the show has had so far that didnt get difused by a joke is Aqua purifying that lich in the dungeon.

KAZUMA KAZUMA

Bakunyuuretsu?

So when is volume 11 supposed to come out? Why cant people translate this shit faster? Not even volume 10 is fully translated yet. They should just summarize this shit the second it comes out. If my Japanese was good enough I'd just invest a couple hours to do this shit.

If Kazuma doesn't confess, or at least give her a nice dicking, I think Megumin's going to take out her sexual frustrations on other guys and turn into a slut. She's too thirsty to stay virgin.

>Wanting summary
gb2 reeeee:zero threads scrubs.

test

She wants to be tenderly loved. She wants to be dominated, but tenderly.

My point is that it takes these clowns fucking 4 months to translate a fucking LN and they never release and tldr prior to a full translation. If I could speak Japanese well enough to translate LNs I'd just do it myself in a fucking week.

Thats whats going to happen. She'll meet someone else or simply lose interest in him.

Well he also hated that shit in his chinese cartoons until he was put on the spot himself. Armchar casanovas can't understand.

She wants a man that loves her but also the man to have a weak will and give in to his carnal lusts and cheat on her.

Well the translator is doing two series and three volumes at the same time (2 Konosuba series) and I am not sure if you realise but last month was Christmas/New Year period.

Well I'm just glad we have a consistent pace of translation, not a summary, and non-MTL '''''''''translation'''''''. Compared to say, Re:Zero, or Kumoko, the current translator is an Eris-sent blessing.

I'm OK with Re;zero's summarylation but definitely prefer actual translations.

I'll probably start shilling out and buying translated volumes. I'm an oldfag now so I've got disposable income. My old excuses probably won't hold up. Might be cool to see the actual story instead of trashy unrelated fanfiction.

>buying translated volumes
Have fun waiting. I think the official English translation of KonoSuba is at volume 3.

>waiting
I'm not waiting for shit, I guess I'm just supporting the official release. I take half-measures.

Try 0.

The first volume isn't even out yet.

>Supporting jewish middleman instead of buying the LN directly from japan

Dumb westerner.

>and turn into a slut
Not gonna happen. The series is aimed at young teenagers. No one is going to be a slut in it. Darkness, who is being portrayed as a total perv, is probably still a virgin. Megumeme will either lose her interest in him and go full chuuni BOOM BOOM mage, find the love of her life in the upcoming volumes or live happily ever after with everybody else.

>>The first volume isn't even out yet.
Lel, ok. I thought that they were because I saw a bunch of ISBNs on wikipedia iirc.

Would kazuma act the same if it was lalatina ?

He was about to rape her in the bath.

Only because he think she's a succubus.

But yeah at this point if Megumin is tempting him, he'll go for it.

>Would kazuma act the same if it was lalatina?

Well the biggest reason they didn't make the beast with two backs was that Megumin was emotionally vulnerable Kazuma made the right move not to bang her there. I guess it'd just be tough to say because Megumin's casual S is way different than Darkness's hard M.

Why do people even think that the scene was about fucking her? They havent even kissed yet.

Any signs that Megumin will actually end up like that?

>Dumb westerner.

Not him but I don't see the problem if no one else is doing it at a good pace, not saying that this is the case here...
It could be Hitler for all I care, I just want translations.

Hopefully not. One of her biggest assets is that unlike 95% of the characters in that universe she doesnt have giant tits.

This. They just killed her idol/mentor/someone she look up to more than her parents. Banging her = bad end. Kazuma lucked out that he didn't do anything there. Heck by sharing his story he majorly rise her affection to him.

She is flat and short due to malnutrition. Maybe you could try to look at real life example from the people in Biafra or Ethiopia.

WHere is that from

That wasnt even my point. Thing is that this show is aimed at a younger audience. No one will ever fuck. All they'll do is kiss. People constantly look at that scene from volume 9 and say "they almost fucked". Thats completely retarded. They almost kissed, which was the entire point of that scene.

Volume 9, right after Megameme told Scumzuma that she loves him.

>Thing is that this show is aimed at a younger audience. No one will ever fuck.
They won't have a scene describing Megumin's ahegao, true. But there's a bunch of sex jokes.

Sex jokes yeah, but no one in that show is even confirmed to ever even have had sex. Darkness is a complete perv and she is implied to still be a virgin. The succubus shop doesnt sell sex either, simply sells fantasies. Theres a difference between perverted jokes and people actually fucking. So even if Megameme and Scumzuma enter a relationship which wont happen all the audience has is the implication that they fucked because they are in a relationship. There will never be any hints in the story that they did. Doenst matter anyway since Scumzuma will never make up his mind and probably end up alone since hes too retarded to pick someone. Wants to keep his options open which will ultimately result in him missing out on everyone. At least thats what I hope for. Stay the fuck away from Megameme.

No. Malnutrition + her mom isn't a titty monster. Komekko might be a titty monster in the future but she's going to be an amazing person no matter what.

The boy was living in a single house with three other individuals
The other three
Well, the other three were unmarried females
God only knows what they were up to in there
And furthermore I wouldn't be
The least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes, reefers

What the fuck
Is wrong with you
Why are you formatting
Your posts like this

It's called a haiku you baka gaijin.

Must be sad to be a shipper, let them fuck if they want to

The only reason I ship is because I want to see the character I care about to be happy. Is that too much to ask?

How would Megumin and Kazuma fucking make your character unhappy?