Make a contract with me

[Chase Russell]

Make a contract with me.

[Juan Moore]

Call Peorth
No fuck that call your manager I want to file a complaint

[Matthew Evans]

Why? I'm so pure and pretty.

[Joshua James]

I would rather make contract with the Celts, Hindus even the Shintos than this cucking slut

[William Murphy]

fine

"i wish for a goddess like you to be by my side forever"

[Alexander Roberts]

Aww how nice. Let's share living space and money from now on. Let me just get rid of your nasty sexual urges and we're good to go.

[Jeremiah Turner]

Disregard Cuckdandy, acquire superior sister(s)

[Elijah Kelly]

Just get Skuld. Urd was in on it and she still obeys Heaven no matter how much she acts like a slut

[Jaxson Flores]

I don't want anything to do with you slut.

[Grayson Taylor]

ITT: misunderstanding major plot points and memeifying them.