Why doesn't he have a girlfriend? He's like 25

Why doesn't he have a girlfriend? He's like 25

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because hes an autistic,friendless, until recently jobless weirdo who lives in an abandoned district due to lower rent and eats monster parts

he's one pound man
not because he finishes in one pound, but because there isn't much woman left after one pound

He's too busy saving the world.

Why don't you have a girlfriend? You're like 25

He's bald.

He would probably accidentally destroy anyone he has sex with

I'm weak, not fit, and I don't have a baddass face like Saitama.

The last time he had a girlfriend she was into fisting. Things didn't work out.

>most powerful being
>can't even get a gf
What hope is there for me

because he's not a fucking normalfag

hes a hairlet

He's a male Japanese, and a MC to boot. His sex drive is almost non existant.

Self insert

he's bald

He lives in an abandoned area where no one else does, he spent the entirety of the last 3 years training himself without caring about anything else, and before that he was unemployed.

I'd be surprised if he did have a girlfriend.

Cause girls are GAY

>He lives in an abandoned area where no one else does, he spent the entirety of the last 3 years training himself without caring about anything else, and before that he was unemployed

Wow, I realized I'm almost literally Saitama. I'm also pretty much Goku. Do I get a price?

He's bald, has no money and people don't know him. Also he dresses like a goof.

He looked alright when he had hair, how come he didn't have a girlfriend by then?

Why do you think he needs one?

Soul destroyed by fruitless employment efforts, probably didn't care.

How else is he supposed to handle his sex drive?

Sexfriends

Or whores and casual sex.

All his powers are actually a wizard powers. He just got his wizard status before turning 30 due to all his hard work.

He becomes One Fap Man.

B A L D
A
L
D

He's actually lazy as fuck.

>bald
>manlet
>no money
The unholy trinity.

He's more handsome when he lost his hair.
Saitama with hair looks like a faggot like you

He looks like a potatoe.
He's not even trying to get one.
He dresses badly.
He has no hair.
Genos would kill any girl trying to get too close to him.

He probably lost it with, you know, all his emotions.

Fubooty hangs out at his house

close enough

Watch episode 2 when goes full commando.
His dick is really small.

Unlikely, but I hope he get together with Tats.

Probably not, pretty sure he's not a Pedo.
Her sister though.

>tfw im literally just as lazy as saitama and only put effort in when i feel like it

holy shit being able to relate saitama is nuts

He's a bald, unemployed manlet.

>manlet
He's average japanese height

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He's literally a housewife, doesn't he have any pride or something?

>implying he shouldn't be proud to be Saitama's housewife

Saitama was handsome as fuck with hair.

>Saitama

Not sexually attractive enough.
Doesn't care enough.
Piss poor.
Not
>mysterious
enough.

>tfw 25

Fubuki got acquaintance zoned recently.

If ONE keeps improving like this his art there will be a point where Murata won't be necessary

He's still at least 10 years behind Murata in skill. It's looking a lot better compared to his early chicken scratches though.

Uk has translated the latest chapter.

ENJOY

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Nah I mean till his art is decent enough to not need Murata anymore

It never needed murata.

Murata is simply a bonus.

To have gotten to the point of where he is now, he dropped all weight that is social interaction, emotions and stuff like that.

Underrated post

>Fubuki being completely lost in WAT state
always.

>anons actually wanting 3DPD

Weeeew

;_;

Not all of us are fine with our mediocrity.

Sonic is 25 too.

And that is why you are miserable.

Isn't 3D inherently mediocre?

no, you're just gay

If you look at Mob Psycho where he uses assistants it looks almost like an actual manga.

Got a page to use as example?

yeah but he's bald

BALD

BALD ASSHOLE

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3D is inherently sub-par at best.

...

Just imagine the character in focus being done by ONE, and rest around him/her by Murata. Pretty much that.

I wonder why they adapted this in the anime, it happens after what the anime adapted.

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Where does he get this wonderful shirts?

amazon.jp

I think ONE's endgoal is for his art to look like it looks in the Mob Psycho anime.

I've honestly imagined Sonic as being the type of guy to just suck his own dick while looking in the mirror and just call it a day. A guy that pretty and egotistical would think that he's too good for a gf.

And now with him obsessing over defeating Saitama, he'll definitely never get a gf.

...

Because he's a jap, they're all low-test and socially inept. They have no urge to seek out women and reproduce, and what little free time they have goes towards escaping their lonely and sad existence by watching shitty slice of life harem animes instead of trying to bang women

If he ejaculated inside a girl she'd explode.

Nobody asked about your life.

>implying i watch slice of life harem anime
Nice try faggot

> lost all his emotions

Sounds like what a chuuni would say. Saitama was clearly shown having all his emotions, he's just a bit depressed and doesn't know what to do with his life.

His main goal in life is fight a worthy opponent.
He's kinda like Kanaka.

Please, he's hundred of years away from Murata in skills, he's got 7 years of experience and hardly improved.

He's autistic/too lazy to think about just trying to find another hobby.

They just need to fully get into video games and have King as opponent, now they'll have a proper impossible goal.

How did Saitama earn money in the time he started working out and before he joined the organization?

Speaking of King, did he really fire that laser in the Garou arc or was it just delusions? I never understood completely that scene.

>I can't read speech bubble

reread it then
honestly if you don't read the MA arc at least twice a week you don't belong here

>I never understood completely that scene.

Seems like you're retarded.

>Kanaka x Saitama bed adventures
I'm guessing it's like constant earthquakes at night.

Same reasons why Sup Forums doesn't.

The real question being, what should they do to re-awaken Saitama's sex drive?

Jesus can someone redraw her legs, they look so unnatural. Also balloon tits that defy gravity because animes.

if he finds a female that broke her limiter that would do it

do it yourself if you know so well.

haha yeah, imagine having no girlfriend at 25...

>Only twice a week
What weak dedication you have

m8 I read it every day, I said twice a week so he can get into the habit

He might be as powerful as he wants but he still looks like dyel with shirt on and Murata serious mode off.

And he is a manlet

because she wouldn't survive fisting.